Rate your college team's coaches TCY-style

[Huckleberry]

A little bored waiting for the poker tourney. I'll start. A few notes first, though. I moved some of the ratings responsibilities around based on my opinions of the real life situation. And I added a category for S&C coach. And I'm using congeniality strictly as a recruiting ability measurement since I'm not privy to coaching block allocation within the program.

Texas Longhorns

Defensive Coordinator Carl Reese

Play Calling - Terrible
Congeniality - Fair
Defensive Lineman - Good
Linebackers - Terrible
Secondary - Fair

Offensive Coordinator Greg Davis

Play Calling - Terrible
Congeniality - Poor
Quarterbacks - Terrible
Running Backs - Decent
Receivers - Good
Offensive Lineman - Lousy
Kickers - Poor

Head Coach William "Mack" Brown

Motivation - Good
Discipline - Good
Congeniality - Excellent

Strength and Conditioning Coach Jeff "Mad Dog" Madden

Injury Avoidance - Lousy
Rehabilitation - Poor
Ability to get our players in shape and keep them from being too fat - Terrible

Okay, so I made that last one up. And obviously the positions are greatly affected by the coaches that are there.

[VPI97]

I'll take some liberties with the ratings assignments, as well, since Beamer handles the special teams.

Virginia Tech Hokies

Offensive Coordinator Bryan Stinespring
Play Calling - Lousy
Congeniality - Terrific
Quarterbacks - Decent
Running Backs - Excellent
Receivers - Fair
Offensive Lineman - Good

Defensive Coordinator Bud Foster
Play Calling - Fair
Congeniality - Decent
Defensive Lineman - Very Good
Linebackers - Fair
Secondary - Pretty Good

Head Coach Frank Beamer
Motivation - Poor
Discipline - Decent
Congeniality - Excellent
Kickers - Very Good

Strength and Conditioning Coach Mike Gentry
Injury Avoidance - Very Good
Rehabilitation - Terrific

[Balldog]

I'll try Ohio State:

Ohio State Buckeyes

Offensive Coordinator Jim Bollman
Play Calling - Lousy
Congeniality - Decent
Quarterbacks - Decent
Running Backs - Fair
Receivers - Decent
Offensive Lineman - Average

Defensive Coordinator Mark Dantonio
Play Calling - Very Good
Congeniality - Decent
Defensive Lineman - Very Good
Linebackers - Excellent
Secondary - Decent

Head Coach Jim Tressel
Motivation - Excellent
Discipline - Very Good
Congeniality - Excellent
Kickers - Very Good

Strength and Conditioning Coach Allan Johnson
Injury Avoidance - Good
Rehabilitation - Decent

[Easy Mac]

Furman Paladins

Offensive Coordinator Tim Sorrells
Play Calling - Terrible
Congeniality - Poor
Quarterbacks - Very Good
Running Backs - Good
Receivers - Pretty Good
Offensive Lineman - Good
Kicker - Excellent
Punter - Muy Muy Terrible

Defensive Coordinator Steve Wilson
Play Calling - Very Good
Congeniality - Average
Defensive Lineman - Very Good
Linebackers - Good
Secondary - Pretty Good

Head Coach Bobby Lamb
Motivation - Fair
Discipline - Fair
Congeniality - Very Very Very Terrible

Strength and Conditioning Coach Wayne Brown
Injury Avoidance - Poor
Rehabilitation - Decent