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Craptacular · 01-05-2004, 07:52 PM

7-Year-Old Gets Stuck In Stuffed Animal Game Machine

I've heard of people getting their arms stuck in these things, but this is ridiculous.

Mustang · 01-05-2004, 07:55 PM

Good luck using the crane to win the boy... can't even use it to pick up a 4 ounce toy let alone a 40 lb. kid.

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2004, 08:00 PM

oh my

TLK · 01-05-2004, 08:15 PM

yep... I've seen it all now

Fonzie · 01-05-2004, 08:30 PM

Aren't there, like, laws and stuff about selling children in vending machines?

Axxon · 01-05-2004, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by Fonzie
Aren't there, like, laws and stuff about selling children in vending machines?

As we speak, Michael Jackson rushes to the scene to investigate.

SlapBone · 01-05-2004, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by Axxon
As we speak, Michael Jackson rushes to the scene to investigate.

Investigate what?? This is one of those weird ass things he has at his house.

I think this is a crime scene photo.

SlapBone · 01-05-2004, 08:41 PM

dola

There was a sign next to it that read "Break glass in case of emergency".

Franklinnoble · 01-05-2004, 11:34 PM

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7-Year-Old Gets Stuck In Stuffed Animal Game Machine
Boy Not Injured

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. -- A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith Sunday after crawling into a Sheboygan supermarket's stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone.

Shift Cmdr. Mark Zittel of the Sheboygan Fire Department said the boy was sitting in the glass enclosure with the stuffed animals when rescuers arrived.

He said the boy, whose name was not released by authorities, somehow crawled through about an 8-by-11-inch opening to get into the machine. The stuffed animals are prizes that can be hooked with a cranelike device.

"He was just relaxed. He wasn't upset. He wasn't crying. It didn't seem like he was upset at all," said Murray Patz, who took pictures of the incident.

Zittel said the boy's father was 3 feet away at a pay phone, and when he turned around the child was in the machine.

He said the boy stayed calm and didn't panic as firefighters responded to the Piggly Wiggly store, moved the machine to the back of the store and got a locksmith to open the main loading door. The process took about an hour.

The boy was not injured, but rescuers haven't figured out how the boy was able to crawl into the game or why no one in the store's busy lobby spotted him and stopped him before he got inside.

Firefighters said the boy and father left Piggly Wiggly without telling them how the boy got trapped in the toy machine.

"We'd like to see how he got through this opening that is basically the size of a paper -- 8 by 11," Zittel said.

Piggly Wiggly has removed the toy machine.

The fact that this happened at a Piggly Wiggly makes me all warm and fuzzy inside...

Suicane75 · 01-05-2004, 11:39 PM

SHEBOYGAN, Isnt that where Larry Appleton is from?
I sense a wild and wacky Balki caper going on here.

bbor · 01-05-2004, 11:39 PM

I think we've found HM

Axxon · 01-05-2004, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
The fact that this happened at a Piggly Wiggly makes me all warm and fuzzy inside...

The fact that you quoted the entire article just to mention this makes me feel something but it isn't warm and fuzzy.

Axxon · 01-05-2004, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
SHEBOYGAN, Isnt that where Larry Appleton is from?
I sense a wild and wacky Balki caper going on here.

It was also the city that the creature ate in the classic board game "The Creature That Ate Sheboygan." Darn that game was a blast.

EagleFan · 01-05-2004, 11:56 PM

So that's what they do in Wisconsin for entertainment these days...

Suicane75 · 01-05-2004, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by Axxon
It was also the city that the creature ate in the classic board game "The Creature That Ate Sheboygan." Darn that game was a blast.

I was poor, I had to settle for "The Creature That Ate Decatur."

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
I was poor, I had to settle for "The Creature That Ate Decatur."

Yes, but that creature was very very lazy. I understand that he had his meal Decatured rather than preparing it himself.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Axxon
Yes, but that creature was very very lazy. I understand that he had his meal Decatured rather than preparing it himself.

Dude...........

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
Dude...........

It was a pun though admittedly it sounds better than it reads.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by Axxon
It was a pun though admittedly it sounds better than it reads.

I remember when i was younger my best friend and I would sit around throwing around stupid pun after stupid pun and laughing at how retarded we both were, sometimes we would just shake our heads at how downright stupid each of us were. That thing you just did brought back some really fond memories of my teenage years, then I got depressed because im old and those days are gone, now I wanna beat you about the head with a shoe for making me cry.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
I remember when i was younger my best friend and I would sit around throwing around stupid pun after stupid pun and laughing at how retarded we both were, sometimes we would just shake our heads at how downright stupid each of us were. That thing you just did brought back some really fond memories of my teenage years, then I got depressed because im old and those days are gone, now I wanna beat you about the head with a shoe for making me cry.

I'm sorry "my real name" but I think maybe you were just one of the girls to her after all.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 12:39 AM

Well, she did have an affinity for certain things that made us all wonder if one of the girls isn't exactly what she wanted.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 12:52 AM

Found the following "review" about TCTAS on a site that seems aptly named as boardgamegeek.com. Found it funny in context but it comes into it's own out of context.

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Definitely shows its age in some of the the mechanics, but still, this is a game that will inspire stories that you remember for ever. I still remember a fire-breathing giant rabbit I designed back in 1978. I started on the water end of the board and moved really slowly, so that my opponent brought in a fireboat and concentrated all his firemen where I started. Then I put on a burst of speed to the other side of the map and burned down half the city. Ah, what a game.

UIC at it's very finest.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 12:54 AM

Dola,
can
and folks think that the colossal squid was cool.

One simply must respect and beware the fire breathing giant rabbit.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 12:54 AM

ya know, I actually did a google search to find out if such a game existed or if you were just ynaking my crank.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 12:58 AM

Nope, no crank yanking just a word up to the first giant monster game reported in captivity and yes I played it.

To think that you feel old, I feel virtually ancient about now.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 01:02 AM

Dude, it's not how old anyone is that seperates us,
it's how young we once were that joins us.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 01:02 AM

If you'll gather around I'll even speak of the great Dawn of the Dead boardgame that came out about the same time. It was also by SPI and it was great because Dawn has always been one of my favorite movies and taking Flyboy and the gang tooling around the mall, killing zombies and locking all the doors was a blast to play too.

Those were the days my friends...

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
Dude, it's not how old anyone is that seperates us,
it's how young we once were that joins us.

Well put but somehow it makes me think that ultimately we're reaching for the lowest common denominator ya know??

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by Axxon
Well put but somehow it makes me think that ultimately we're reaching for the lowest common denominator ya know??

I honestly have no idea what you mean, but I am drunk

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by Axxon
If you'll gather around I'll even speak of the great Dawn of the Dead boardgame that came out about the same time. It was also by SPI and it was great because Dawn has always been one of my favorite movies and taking Flyboy and the gang tooling around the mall, killing zombies and locking all the doors was a blast to play too.

Those were the days my friends...

Now that sounds interesting, I've never seen the original but I did see the trailer for the remake starring Ving Rhames a few weeks ago and it looks pretty damn good.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
I honestly have no idea what you mean, but I am drunk

Well, I'm at work so have a drink or two for me.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 01:12 AM

Ya know, when i was little, my Mom bought me a pong and told me it was an Atari, she fooled me into thinking I had an Atari for 2 YEARS before I realized the difference. No correlation, i just figured that since we were talking about childhoods and all.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by Axxon
Well, I'm at work so have a drink or two for me.

I've had your share mister, and you are getting a little wobbly, I however am lolding my hiqour fine.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
Now that sounds interesting, I've never seen the original but I did see the trailer for the remake starring Ving Rhames a few weeks ago and it looks pretty damn good.

As I understand it, Romero has some role to play with the new movie so I expect it will kick ass but I doubt it'll top the original.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
Ya know, when i was little, my Mom bought me a pong and told me it was an Atari, she fooled me into thinking I had an Atari for 2 YEARS before I realized the difference. No correlation, i just figured that since we were talking about childhoods and all.

So you obviously started drinking young then??

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 01:21 AM

www.maplewoodsmovie.com

Don't know to what extent they are involved but I know that the guys who made the movie in the link provided are working with alot of the folks from night of the living dead on a new movie based the Nazis use of the book of the dead or some such nonesense, im not much into it myself but if you dig zombie flicks you may wanna check it out.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
I've had your share mister, and you are getting a little wobbly, I however am lolding my hiqour fine.

Nature and the excesses of hedonism have conspired to make me permanently a little wobbly but worry not, I'm lolding my hiqour just fine too.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
www.maplewoodsmovie.com

Don't know to what extent they are involved but I know that the guys who made the movie in the link provided are working with alot of the folks from night of the living dead on a new movie based the Nazis use of the book of the dead or some such nonesense, im not much into it myself but if you dig zombie flicks you may wanna check it out.

I'll check it out. I am really more into end of the world as we know it type flicks than zombie flicks per se but the Romero flicks combine both so damned well that they are amongst my favorites in either genre.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by Axxon
I'll check it out. I am really more into end of the world as we know it type flicks than zombie flicks per se but the Romero flicks combine both so damned well that they are amongst my favorites in either genre.

Ah, than this wouldn't be for you as it's mainly just a cheesy ass zombie movie.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by Axxon
So you obviously started drinking young then??

Actually I never had a single drop of alcahol until I was 20 years old, but when it rains it pours.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
Ah, than this wouldn't be for you as it's mainly just a cheesy ass zombie movie.

When there's no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth.

One of my favorite lines from Dawn of the Dead and it still gives me the chills.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 01:32 AM

"whatcutalkinbout mrs reagan"

One of my favorite lines from Different Strokes and it still gives me the heebie jeebies.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
"whatcutalkinbout mrs reagan"

One of my favorite lines from Different Strokes and it still gives me the heebie jeebies.

If I heard someone try and say something like that I'd get the heebie jeebies too. Yikes!

Suicane75 · 01-06-2004, 01:38 AM

Ok, ive hit the wall, and it has hit back, which is disconcerting. goodnight and fare thee well.

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 01:41 AM

Goodnight and farewell,

it's been fun conversing and sharing a virtual beer with you so to speak.

MrBug708 · 01-06-2004, 06:04 AM

What's a Piggly Wiggly?

Axxon · 01-06-2004, 06:10 AM

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Originally posted by MrBug708
What's a Piggly Wiggly?

A grocery store chain.

MrBug708 · 01-06-2004, 06:14 AM

Gotcha

cuervo72 · 01-06-2004, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by Axxon
The fact that you quoted the entire article just to mention this makes me feel something but it isn't warm and fuzzy.

Only marginally longer than some of the signatures around here....

Craptacular · 01-06-2004, 11:07 PM

After this marvelous threadjack, I just wanted to mention that the kid never did get the toy he wanted.

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	www.maplewoodsmovie.com Don't know to what extent they are involved but I know that the guys who made the movie in the link provided are working with alot of the folks from night of the living dead on a new movie based the Nazis use of the book of the dead or some such nonesense, im not much into it myself but if you dig zombie flicks you may wanna check it out.

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