You Know You Are Old When...

Draft Dodger · 02-16-2004, 07:13 PM

Farrah Fawcett looks like this:

hukarez · 02-16-2004, 07:15 PM

Sweet jeebus!

Buccaneer · 02-16-2004, 07:19 PM

I liked her better with the tan swimsuit and her highbeams on. That was my Jr. year in HS.

Mustang · 02-16-2004, 07:44 PM

What the hell?

Looks like one of those reconstructed caveman skulls...

Franklinnoble · 02-16-2004, 07:57 PM

I'd still do her.

hukarez · 02-16-2004, 07:59 PM

Damn...

Age certainly has not been kind to her. I need to go find an old picture of her for comparison reasons.

Leonidas · 02-16-2004, 08:06 PM

You sure that's not Katherine Hepburn right before passing away?

Now we know what Pamela Lee has to look forward to.

Easy Mac · 02-16-2004, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I'd still do her.

::wonders aloud whether it was Franklinnoble who propsed to Star Jones during the NBA All Star game.::

hukarez · 02-16-2004, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonidas

Now we know what Pamela Lee has to look forward to.

Well, that is, if she survives the 10 years Doctors gave her for Hep-C.

vtbub · 02-16-2004, 08:15 PM

Holy Sh...

vtbub · 02-16-2004, 08:19 PM

1977

Buccaneer · 02-16-2004, 08:30 PM

Ok, it was red. Sue me.

dawgfan · 02-16-2004, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hukarez

Age certainly has not been kind to her..

Correction - age + plastic surgery have not been kind to her...

JeeberD · 02-16-2004, 11:38 PM

Wasn't she in Playboy like five years ago???

Of course, air brushing can cover up many a nasty flaw...

Suicane75 · 02-16-2004, 11:41 PM

Do you have a link to the story accompanying the pic? I need more proof that thats her, it looks nothing like she looked just a few years ago.

hukarez · 02-16-2004, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawgfan

Correction - age + plastic surgery have not been kind to her...

From a faraway glance, I would have thought that photo was that of the Green Acres girl. ( I can't spell her name, but you know who I'm talking about. The one who slapped the cop, etc. )

JeeberD · 02-16-2004, 11:45 PM

Eva Gabor? Or was that Zha Zha?

Suicane75 · 02-16-2004, 11:50 PM

Looks more to me like Mary Ann from Gilligans Island.

Draft Dodger · 02-17-2004, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Do you have a link to the story accompanying the pic? I need more proof that thats her, it looks nothing like she looked just a few years ago.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004072332,00.html

hukarez · 02-17-2004, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Eva Gabor? Or was that Zha Zha?

Oh yeah! That's it. Zha Zha Gabor. Vaguely, of course.

hukarez · 02-17-2004, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Looks more to me like Mary Ann from Gilligans Island.

Oh gosh, let's not talk about Mary Ann... I still have a pleasing memory of her in my mind!

Hurst2112 · 02-17-2004, 12:31 AM

I need more proof than an English tabloid picture. That isn't Farah. Kim Basinger maybe.

vex · 02-17-2004, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004072332,00.html

Dude, he asked for proof. You accidentally messed up and gave him the link to The Sun.

Suicane75 · 02-17-2004, 12:45 AM

Yeah, im still wary. As ive said, that doesnt look like an aged farrah fawcet, that looks like a completely different person.

Silver Owl · 02-17-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by vtbub

1977

I still have that poster.

dawgfan · 02-17-2004, 02:33 PM

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000262.html

bbor · 02-17-2004, 02:41 PM

I'm pretty sure that is Mrs.Thurston Howell The third....AKA "Luvy"

cthomer5000 · 02-17-2004, 02:48 PM

I posed the question to my friends the other day: who is the oldest living person you'd have sex with?

I immediately set the bar at Cyndi Lauper, and decided I'd do more research into babes older than her that i would still go for.

edit: and for the record, Lauper is 50 years old.

rkmsuf · 02-17-2004, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

I posed the question to my friends the other day: who is the oldest living person you'd have sex with?

I immediately set the bar at Cyndi Lauper, and decided I'd do more research into babes older than her that i would still go for.

edit: and for the record, Lauper is 50 years old.

Cyndia Lauper?

How about Olivia Newton John at 56?

Franklinnoble · 02-17-2004, 02:57 PM

Dyann Cannon

cthomer5000 · 02-17-2004, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Cyndia Lauper?

How about Olivia Newton John at 56?

I'm working on it. I can definitely say Morgan Fairchild at 53.

No to Newton-John, I never found her very attractive.

I honestly thought it was a pretty interesting question. I also now get email updates when someone has found an older person who passes the test for them. I beleive my girlfriends breaking point is Jack Nicholson, who is pretty damn old himself.

MacroGuru · 02-17-2004, 03:09 PM

My wifes is Sean Connery, she has a thing for him. Don't ask me why. I think it's the accent.

She has yet to watch him in Finding Forrester though. I need to get it so she can see it, and then cringe at Connery trying to be "hip"

I on the other hand, would also draw the line at Morgan Fairchild. I enjoyed my daily dose of her on the Old Navy Commercials.

rkmsuf · 02-17-2004, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

I'm working on it. I can definitely say Morgan Fairchild at 53.

No to Newton-John, I never found her very attractive.

I honestly thought it was a pretty interesting question. I also now get email updates when someone has found an older person who passes the test for them. I beleive my girlfriends breaking point is Jack Nicholson, who is pretty damn old himself.

Wow, I thought Olivia was a cutey...

How about Cheryl Tiegs at 57...

Draft Dodger · 02-17-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

I posed the question to my friends the other day: who is the oldest living person you'd have sex with?

I immediately set the bar at Cyndi Lauper, and decided I'd do more research into babes older than her that i would still go for.

edit: and for the record, Lauper is 50 years old.

I wouldn't have slept with Cyndi Lauper when she was 20.

as for me, Tina Turner (who turns 65 this year) has always been an older lady I'd sleep with. I haven't seen a picture of her recently, but she's always looked great for her age.

if age has caught up with Tina, I'd move on to 56-year-old Jaclyn Smith in a heartbeat. she still looks as gorgeous as ever.

rkmsuf · 02-17-2004, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I wouldn't have slept with Cyndi Lauper when she was 20.

I don't blame you. Captain Lou Albano had been there...

Draft Dodger · 02-17-2004, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I don't blame you. Captain Lou Albano had been there...

I wouldn't have slept with him either.

Desnudo · 02-17-2004, 03:22 PM

How old is Mimi Rogers?

rkmsuf · 02-17-2004, 03:23 PM

Franklinnoble · 02-17-2004, 03:23 PM

Dyan Cannon is like, 67 this year. I think she's had enough plastic surgery to keep her "doable."

rkmsuf · 02-17-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Dyan Cannon is like, 67 this year. I think she's had enough plastic surgery to keep her "doable."

Not where it counts probably...

cthomer5000 · 02-17-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

How old is Mimi Rogers?

47.

rkmsuf · 02-17-2004, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

47.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Jan 27, 1956

Franklinnoble · 02-17-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Not where it counts probably...

I dunno... there are plastic surgeons in Hollywood these days that specialize in "designer vaginas." I'd bet she's got one... at least, that's how I imagine it when I have the kleenex handy...

rkmsuf · 02-17-2004, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I dunno... there are plastic surgeons in Hollywood these days that specialize in "designer vaginas." I'd bet she's got one... at least, that's how I imagine it when I have the kleenex handy...

Now that's something everyone should experience at least once...

dawgfan · 02-17-2004, 03:49 PM

Susan Sarandon, 58.

Easy Mac · 02-17-2004, 03:53 PM

Lindsay Lohan, 17

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Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I'd still do her.

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vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	1977 __________________

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Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Ok, it was red. Sue me.

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Do you have a link to the story accompanying the pic? I need more proof that thats her, it looks nothing like she looked just a few years ago.

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Yeah, im still wary. As ive said, that doesnt look like an aged farrah fawcet, that looks like a completely different person.

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