Signs you're spending too much time at FOFC

Sun Tzu · 03-08-2004, 08:40 PM

Your girlfriend tells you that you have been invited over for dinner by her parents. When you ask her what they're making she says "trout", and no matter how hard you try you can't help but think about Fritz's rectum.

AZSpeechCoach · 03-08-2004, 09:36 PM

You use the word "Dola" in casual conversation.

AZSpeechCoach · 03-08-2004, 09:37 PM

Dola

You think that your mother's old wigs are either nifty or nasty.

cthomer5000 · 03-08-2004, 09:42 PM

Exactly what it was is escaping me right now... but I caught myself about to use an FOFCism today. So yeah, I may be spending too much time here.

samifan24 · 03-08-2004, 09:44 PM

If you immediately click on a thread entitled "Signs you're spending too much time at FOFC" to make sure you don't have any of the symptoms, you might be spending too much time at FOFC.

JeeberD · 03-09-2004, 01:06 AM

If the entire time you're in Houston watching the Rockets and Mavs play you're really wondering whether Jobu Eckman was able to keep up with Muhammed Ali...

vex · 03-09-2004, 01:13 AM

I said I was wigged out today, if that counts.

Franklinnoble · 03-09-2004, 12:12 PM

You put on your robe and wizard hat...

Sharpieman · 03-09-2004, 12:43 PM

You refer to yourself as either Wigocrat or SkyDogPublican...

wig · 03-09-2004, 12:58 PM

I told someone I got banned from work.

JeeberD · 04-06-2004, 02:26 PM

Ugh. If you have a dream and mckerney shows up in it (as happened to me last night)...

GoldenEagle · 04-06-2004, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Ugh. If you have a dream and mckerney shows up in it (as happened to me last night)...

Uh....

JeeberD · 04-06-2004, 02:27 PM

Not that kind of dream, GE...

MikeVic · 04-06-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Ugh. If you have a dream and mckerney shows up in it (as happened to me last night)...

... hmm.

GoldenEagle · 04-06-2004, 02:34 PM

I am trying to think if an FOFCer has ever been in an of my dreams. I don't think so, and if he did it would be just a meeting type thing.

JeeberD · 04-06-2004, 02:37 PM

Well, yeah, that's all it was. I was out doing something and I saw MC. But he was hanging out with some of his friends so we couldn't really talk or anything. He went off with his friends and that was that.

I had several weird dreams last night. Must have been bad pizza I had for dinner...

FBPro · 04-06-2004, 02:40 PM

Shouldn't this be a poll?

GoldenEagle · 04-06-2004, 02:41 PM

Stood up by mckerney!

JeeberD · 04-06-2004, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Stood up by mckerney!

No kidding. The ass.

Of course, I knew it was a dream right away. I mean, there's no way that MC has friends in real life...

Z²+ · 04-06-2004, 02:58 PM

You've actually spent the time and effort required to learn the ² symbol

sabotai · 04-06-2004, 03:00 PM

You laugh out loud when someone mentions a rhinosaurus.

mckerney · 04-06-2004, 03:01 PM

You've actually spent the time and effort required to teach another member the ² symbol, and then said member starting having dreams about you.

Fritz · 04-06-2004, 03:02 PM

all of your toes are named after FOFC posters

Senator · 04-06-2004, 03:04 PM

Completely converting your political, personal, spiritual, and sexual views based on the hypnotic readings of NoMyths.

sabotai · 04-06-2004, 03:10 PM

When someone mentions "Survivor", you think they are refering to "Hot Chick Survivor"

FBPro · 04-06-2004, 04:36 PM

You dream of trout.......

NoMyths · 04-06-2004, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator

Completely converting your political, personal, spiritual, and sexual views based on the hypnotic readings of NoMyths.

Hey, I'm sure it happens more than one might think.

Glengoyne · 04-06-2004, 06:27 PM

If you find yourself starting sentences with "Some moron on this board ..."

AZSpeechCoach · 04-06-2004, 11:25 PM

Your wife knows the saga of HornsManiac, and despises you for it.

Buddy Grant · 04-06-2004, 11:28 PM

You begin to think Rush Limbaugh is a pretty level headed fellow.

WSUCougar · 04-07-2004, 09:20 AM

You're laid up due to illness for a day or two, return to FOFC, and it seems like you've been gone a long time.

SplitPersonality1 · 04-07-2004, 05:04 PM

When your wife can name a half dozen FOFC members.

Kodos - the Simpson's-crazy "alien" from Chicago
Craptacular - another Simpson's fan, native of madison, WI (poor guy)
Quiksand - legendary poster, likes puzzles, poker ans ponies
WSUCougar - the Gamemaster
Godzilla Blitz - writer of a dynasty for "that crazy alien game that you can't play on your computer because it runs too fast"
CamEdwards - talk show guy
SkyDog - "we have his CD, right? Not bad"
Shorty - the high school kid

etc.

etc.

Poli · 04-07-2004, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitPersonality1

When your wife can name a half dozen FOFC members.

Kodos - the Simpson's-crazy "alien" from Chicago
Craptacular - another Simpson's fan, native of madison, WI (poor guy)
Quiksand - legendary poster, likes puzzles, poker ans ponies
WSUCougar - the Gamemaster
Godzilla Blitz - writer of a dynasty for "that crazy alien game that you can't play on your computer because it runs too fast"
CamEdwards - talk show guy
SkyDog - "we have his CD, right? Not bad"
Shorty - the high school kid

etc.

etc.

At least I wasn't mentioned.

I say "jeeber dee" when I want to curse now.

I once told DataKing at lunch that I hearted my now fixed car.

Z²+ · 04-08-2004, 02:54 AM

I used dola in an AIM conversation.
He seemed somewhat perplexed.
I couldn't understand why he was so befuddled.
Then it hit me...

JeeberD · 04-08-2004, 03:09 AM

I often use Dola on other message boards as well... :o

Z²+ · 04-08-2004, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I often use Dola on other message boards as well... :o

You mean to tell me there are other forums out there?
Wow, I really must have been away for a long time.

WSUCougar · 04-08-2004, 02:21 PM

...when you take a poll or questionnaire and reflexively scan to the bottom answer for the "trout option."

Fritz · 04-08-2004, 02:57 PM

I am getting the feeling FOFC and Trout are becoming one and the same.

pop culture at work baby

SplitPersonality1 · 04-08-2004, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

At least I wasn't mentioned.

Hehe. Not so fast.

ardent, you would be the "Christian Navy guy". When you went overseas the last time, my wife said a few prayers for you.

Poli · 04-08-2004, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitPersonality1

Hehe. Not so fast.

ardent, you would be the "Christian Navy guy". When you went overseas the last time, my wife said a few prayers for you.

Excellente.

WSUCougar · 04-16-2004, 04:22 PM

You see this thread title:

CM 03/04 Hints & Tips (quite long)

...and the first thing that goes through your mind is "...but not elephantine or anything."

Vince · 04-19-2004, 01:21 AM

You see a license plate start with "4RIC..." and you think 'that's not right...'

hukarez · 04-19-2004, 01:25 AM

You're handling errands at the market, and you do a double take when you come across "Friz Ease" hair gel.

WSUCougar · 06-14-2004, 04:33 PM

You see the Cardinals are bombing the Rangers 10-0 in the 2nd inning, and your first thoughts are, in succession, "Is Chan Ho Park pitching?" and "Is HFP watching?"

03-08-2004, 09:36 PM	#2
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	You use the word "Dola" in casual conversation. __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

03-08-2004, 09:37 PM	#3
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	Dola You think that your mother's old wigs are either nifty or nasty. __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

03-08-2004, 09:44 PM	#5
samifan24 Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: NC	If you immediately click on a thread entitled "Signs you're spending too much time at FOFC" to make sure you don't have any of the symptoms, you might be spending too much time at FOFC. __________________ "You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball...and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time." -Jim Bouton

03-09-2004, 01:06 AM	#6
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	If the entire time you're in Houston watching the Rockets and Mavs play you're really wondering whether Jobu Eckman was able to keep up with Muhammed Ali... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-06-2004, 02:26 PM	#11
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Ugh. If you have a dream and mckerney shows up in it (as happened to me last night)... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-09-2004, 01:13 AM	#7
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	I said I was wigged out today, if that counts.

03-09-2004, 12:12 PM	#8
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	You put on your robe and wizard hat...

03-09-2004, 12:43 PM	#9
Sharpieman Greatly Missed. (7/11/84-06/12/05) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Palo Alto, CA	You refer to yourself as either Wigocrat or SkyDogPublican...

03-09-2004, 12:58 PM	#10
wig Banned Join Date: Jan 2004	I told someone I got banned from work.

04-06-2004, 02:27 PM	#13
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Not that kind of dream, GE... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-06-2004, 02:34 PM	#15
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	I am trying to think if an FOFCer has ever been in an of my dreams. I don't think so, and if he did it would be just a meeting type thing.

04-06-2004, 02:37 PM	#16
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Well, yeah, that's all it was. I was out doing something and I saw MC. But he was hanging out with some of his friends so we couldn't really talk or anything. He went off with his friends and that was that. I had several weird dreams last night. Must have been bad pizza I had for dinner... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-06-2004, 02:40 PM	#17
FBPro College Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SE	Shouldn't this be a poll? __________________ GM RayCo Raiders-est. 2004-2012 Charter member of the IHOF-RayCo GM GM Tennessee Titans PFL 2011-2014 GM Tennessee Titans FOWL 2020-2025

04-06-2004, 02:41 PM	#18
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Stood up by mckerney!

04-06-2004, 02:58 PM	#20
Z²+ High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh	You've actually spent the time and effort required to learn the ² symbol __________________ Chicks dig exponents P-I-T-T Let's go Pitt!

04-06-2004, 03:00 PM	#21
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	You laugh out loud when someone mentions a rhinosaurus.

04-06-2004, 03:01 PM	#22
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	You've actually spent the time and effort required to teach another member the ² symbol, and then said member starting having dreams about you.

04-06-2004, 03:02 PM	#23
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	all of your toes are named after FOFC posters __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-06-2004, 03:04 PM	#24
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Completely converting your political, personal, spiritual, and sexual views based on the hypnotic readings of NoMyths. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

04-06-2004, 03:10 PM	#25
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	When someone mentions "Survivor", you think they are refering to "Hot Chick Survivor"

04-06-2004, 04:36 PM	#26
FBPro College Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SE	You dream of trout....... __________________ GM RayCo Raiders-est. 2004-2012 Charter member of the IHOF-RayCo GM GM Tennessee Titans PFL 2011-2014 GM Tennessee Titans FOWL 2020-2025

04-06-2004, 06:27 PM	#28
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	If you find yourself starting sentences with "Some moron on this board ..."

04-06-2004, 11:25 PM	#29
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	Your wife knows the saga of HornsManiac, and despises you for it. __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

04-06-2004, 11:28 PM	#30
Buddy Grant High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000	You begin to think Rush Limbaugh is a pretty level headed fellow.

04-07-2004, 09:20 AM	#31
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	You're laid up due to illness for a day or two, return to FOFC, and it seems like you've been gone a long time. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-07-2004, 05:04 PM	#32
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	When your wife can name a half dozen FOFC members. Kodos - the Simpson's-crazy "alien" from Chicago Craptacular - another Simpson's fan, native of madison, WI (poor guy) Quiksand - legendary poster, likes puzzles, poker ans ponies WSUCougar - the Gamemaster Godzilla Blitz - writer of a dynasty for "that crazy alien game that you can't play on your computer because it runs too fast" CamEdwards - talk show guy SkyDog - "we have his CD, right? Not bad" Shorty - the high school kid etc. etc.

04-08-2004, 02:54 AM	#34
Z²+ High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh	I used dola in an AIM conversation. He seemed somewhat perplexed. I couldn't understand why he was so befuddled. Then it hit me... __________________ Chicks dig exponents P-I-T-T Let's go Pitt!

04-08-2004, 03:09 AM	#35
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I often use Dola on other message boards as well... :o __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-08-2004, 02:21 PM	#37
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	...when you take a poll or questionnaire and reflexively scan to the bottom answer for the "trout option." __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-08-2004, 02:57 PM	#38
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	I am getting the feeling FOFC and Trout are becoming one and the same. pop culture at work baby __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-16-2004, 04:22 PM	#41
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	You see this thread title: CM 03/04 Hints & Tips (quite long) ...and the first thing that goes through your mind is "...but not elephantine or anything." __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-19-2004, 01:21 AM	#42
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	You see a license plate start with "4RIC..." and you think 'that's not right...' __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

04-19-2004, 01:25 AM	#43
hukarez College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chula Vista, CA	You're handling errands at the market, and you do a double take when you come across "Friz Ease" hair gel. __________________ ...what we have here is a man who looks like Tarzan, but fights like Jane! My VG collection \| Xbox 360 Gamertag: ManThol \| PS3 Network ID: hukarez Doce Pares International - San Diego Council Filipino Martial Arts Digest tweet tweet twitter

06-14-2004, 04:33 PM	#44
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	You see the Cardinals are bombing the Rangers 10-0 in the 2nd inning, and your first thoughts are, in succession, "Is Chan Ho Park pitching?" and "Is HFP watching?" __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

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