OT-Do You Masturbate In the Shower?

duckman · 03-17-2004, 03:43 PM

Just vote.........I don't want to know.

McSweeny · 03-17-2004, 03:45 PM

i don't know if it is funny or scary, but i was going to post the same thing myself

duckman · 03-17-2004, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by McSweeny

i don't know if it is funny or scary, but i was going to post the same thing myself

Scary....very scary.

AlejandroSosa · 03-17-2004, 03:51 PM

so does this smell like frosted flakes?

Ksyrup · 03-17-2004, 03:56 PM

Just wait until this thread gets into the discussion of "what goes down the pipes"...

Actually, I just heard something unbelievable on the subject of shower pipes (OK, bear with me here).

One of our receptionists is in a sorority at FSU, and they all live together, of course. She said that recently, they had to have their pipes replaced because of excessive corrosion - as in, so many girls are wretching in the showers that it is causing them to corrode much faster than normal, and that they had to replace the pipes during the mid-90's as well. That's how bad bulimia has gotten on college campuses. Blows my mind.

The irony is that they have house mothers who wait on them hand and foot, and cook up some of the greatest, most fattening food anyone could want, which just exacerbates the problem.

Anyway, sorry for the threadjack - although the concepts of masturbation, co-habitating sorority sisters, and showers are loosely connected, I would say...

Suicane75 · 03-17-2004, 03:59 PM

I would let Serena Williams throw up her cheerios on me, but ONLY in the shower.

korme · 03-17-2004, 04:00 PM

too awkward

duckman · 03-17-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I would let Serena Williams throw up her cheerios on me, but ONLY in the shower.

You need some serious help. Now Jennifer Love Hewitt...........

Vince · 03-17-2004, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Just wait until this thread gets into the discussion of "what goes down the pipes"...

Actually, I just heard something unbelievable on the subject of shower pipes (OK, bear with me here).

One of our receptionists is in a sorority at FSU, and they all live together, of course. She said that recently, they had to have their pipes replaced because of excessive corrosion - as in, so many girls are wretching in the showers that it is causing them to corrode much faster than normal, and that they had to replace the pipes during the mid-90's as well. That's how bad bulimia has gotten on college campuses. Blows my mind.

The irony is that they have house mothers who wait on them hand and foot, and cook up some of the greatest, most fattening food anyone could want, which just exacerbates the problem.

Anyway, sorry for the threadjack - although the concepts of masturbation, co-habitating sorority sisters, and showers are loosely connected, I would say...

While I'm sure bulimia has a bit to do with it, I'm fairly certain that much of the puking has to do with excessive drinking.

Schmidty · 03-17-2004, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

too awkward

What does Marmel's sex life have to do with jacking off in the shower?

Oh wait.......I think I just figured out the correlation.......

Fritz · 03-17-2004, 04:05 PM

never before has the trout been needed more and used less

JeeberD · 03-17-2004, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Just wait until this thread gets into the discussion of "what goes down the pipes"...

She said that recently, they had to have their pipes replaced because of excessive corrosion - as in, so many girls are wretching in the showers that it is causing them to corrode much faster than normal, and that they had to replace the pipes during the mid-90's as well.

Why would they vomit in the shower? Isn't that what the toilet is for?

Ksyrup · 03-17-2004, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Vince

While I'm sure bulimia has a bit to do with it, I'm fairly certain that much of the puking has to do with excessive drinking.

I'm sure that's part of it, but I understand that it's primarily the bulimia. The chicks pig out on the homemade food, then wretch it all up in the shower before they go out drinking. Much to the guys' delight (in terms of affect of alcohol consumption), I'm sure.

Ksyrup · 03-17-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Why would they vomit in the shower? Isn't that what the toilet is for?

Apparently, it's easier to cover up the sound with the shower on.

AlejandroSosa · 03-17-2004, 04:10 PM

so... do these chicks masturbate in the shower before or after they puke?

duckman · 03-17-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AlejandroSosa

so... do these chicks masturbate in the shower before or after they puke?

AS,

You really know how to ask the hard hitting questions

Edit--Seem to have a problem spelling today.

Kodos · 03-17-2004, 04:51 PM

This would have been an interesting poll to have the see who voted for what option turned on.

BigJohn&TheLions · 03-17-2004, 04:51 PM

Nope... but I masticate whenever and wherever I choose

Tigercat · 03-17-2004, 07:12 PM

I agree with the too akward sentiment, I mean first your standing up, second you've got the fucking water to distract you, the only way this is a good situation is if you havent gotten laid or masturbated in a very, very long time. Wait, why is everyone looking at me like I'm the one idiot to take the question seriously?

Chief Rum · 03-17-2004, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlejandroSosa

so... do these chicks masturbate in the shower before or after they puke?

During.

CR

DanGarion · 03-17-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Anyway, sorry for the threadjack - although the concepts of masturbation, co-habitating sorority sisters, and showers are loosely connected, I would say...

Mmmm co-habitating sorority sisters...

View Poll Results: Do you masturbate in the shower?
No, you perv!	20	35.09%
I choke the chicken eveytime I shower	1	1.75%
I spank the monkey sometimes in the shower	25	43.86%
Only after a bad case of blue balls	11	19.30%
Voters: 57. You may not vote on this poll

03-17-2004, 03:56 PM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Just wait until this thread gets into the discussion of "what goes down the pipes"... Actually, I just heard something unbelievable on the subject of shower pipes (OK, bear with me here). One of our receptionists is in a sorority at FSU, and they all live together, of course. She said that recently, they had to have their pipes replaced because of excessive corrosion - as in, so many girls are wretching in the showers that it is causing them to corrode much faster than normal, and that they had to replace the pipes during the mid-90's as well. That's how bad bulimia has gotten on college campuses. Blows my mind. The irony is that they have house mothers who wait on them hand and foot, and cook up some of the greatest, most fattening food anyone could want, which just exacerbates the problem. Anyway, sorry for the threadjack - although the concepts of masturbation, co-habitating sorority sisters, and showers are loosely connected, I would say... __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 03-17-2004 at 03:56 PM.

03-17-2004, 04:05 PM	#11
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	never before has the trout been needed more and used less __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-17-2004, 04:51 PM	#18
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	Nope... but I masticate whenever and wherever I choose __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

03-17-2004, 03:45 PM	#2
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	i don't know if it is funny or scary, but i was going to post the same thing myself

03-17-2004, 03:51 PM	#4
AlejandroSosa n00b Join Date: Mar 2004	so does this smell like frosted flakes?

03-17-2004, 03:59 PM	#6
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I would let Serena Williams throw up her cheerios on me, but ONLY in the shower.

03-17-2004, 04:00 PM	#7
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	too awkward

03-17-2004, 04:10 PM	#15
AlejandroSosa n00b Join Date: Mar 2004	so... do these chicks masturbate in the shower before or after they puke?

03-17-2004, 04:51 PM	#17
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	This would have been an interesting poll to have the see who voted for what option turned on.

03-17-2004, 07:12 PM	#19
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	I agree with the too akward sentiment, I mean first your standing up, second you've got the fucking water to distract you, the only way this is a good situation is if you havent gotten laid or masturbated in a very, very long time. Wait, why is everyone looking at me like I'm the one idiot to take the question seriously?

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