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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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My wife just called my boss and told him that my "Rider of Rohan" moniker is the property of J.R.R. Tolkien Enterprises, and/or Peter Jackson, and that I am in violation of an agreement not to:
1. eat Cheetos 2. own a gun (or shoot one at a target range, or during a home invasion) 3. play multiplayer OOTP 6.0 4. think, believe, or otherwise insinuate that baseball has more strategy involved than college football or curling 5. watch The Alamo or any other movie in which John Wayne wears a coonskin cap That is all.
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04-13-2004, 11:22 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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The one thing I got out of that thread was to use a white sock. That way, you can clearly see the ants, either red or black.
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04-13-2004, 11:24 AM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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 NO ONE CAN HELP ME????????
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04-13-2004, 11:28 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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The thing I got out of that thread is that if you have severe pain during masturbation, don't fret. Just wait a few seconds then go back to it...
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04-13-2004, 11:28 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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What you posted was a statement, not a cry for help. Although I think that's implicit in most of your posts.
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04-13-2004, 11:30 AM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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04-13-2004, 11:34 AM
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High School JV
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hillsboro OR
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Your wife and your boss are two seperate people? Wierd...
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04-13-2004, 12:26 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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This calls for ...... THE CHIPPAH!
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04-13-2004, 12:28 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Must have missed that thread.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-13-2004, 12:40 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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WTF are you talking about? That is all. |
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04-13-2004, 12:43 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago
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are you talking golf my man?!?!? |
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