Cancelling Playboy

bbor · 04-15-2004, 01:24 PM

//Start rant//

I am SICK of getting this magazine with Pamela Anderson on the cover every freaking 6 months.

Are they running out of girls??

Does she REALLY have that much to say socially that we need to hear from her every 6 months!!!

Hef...fork out some money and get some new celebs in your mag.If not...stick to articles only.

We are SICK of Pamela Anderson!.

//end rant//

Bosco · 04-15-2004, 01:25 PM

Could you post some pics?

bbor · 04-15-2004, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bosco

Could you post some pics?

Can't...i only have them etched in my brain.

GoldenEagle · 04-15-2004, 01:28 PM

How could you get sick of seeing Pamela Anderson naked?

klayman · 04-15-2004, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

How could you get sick of seeing Pamela Anderson naked?

Quote:

Does she REALLY have that much to say socially that we need to hear from her every 6 months!!!

He seems to be actually reading the articles

bbor · 04-15-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

How could you get sick of seeing Pamela Anderson naked?

Once you've seen her with a root in her mouth...seeing her "just" naked is boring

GoSeahawks · 04-15-2004, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

We are SICK of Pamela Anderson!.

I still think she is the hottest chick alive.

Noble_Platypus · 04-15-2004, 01:39 PM

The whole Hepatitus C thing and the fact that she has more plastic in her than most foreign cars makes her hot yes, hottest chick alive no. I think there are a ton of playmates better than her, and thats not including non playboy hotties that I like better. She is hot, but I agree that I am sick of seeing her too. Fresh faces ( among other body parts) are more appealing to me.

QuikSand · 04-15-2004, 01:41 PM

Thay have given an awful lot of run recently to Dalene Kurtis, who is quite a marvel of modern science.

Maple Leafs · 04-15-2004, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

Thay have given an awful lot of run recently to Dalene Kurtis, who is quite a marvel of modern science.

Most... unexpected... post... ever...

Noble_Platypus · 04-15-2004, 01:45 PM

I almost mentioned her in my previous post. I think she is unbelieveable. I have spent much time marveling at her pics online. She is also doctored up, but until she comes public with a major disease and a self professed affection for tattooed, alcoholic rock stars she remains a notch above Pam

rkmsuf · 04-15-2004, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

Thay have given an awful lot of run recently to Dalene Kurtis, who is quite a marvel of modern science.

"I drink to that!" -- Takashi, Revenge of the Nerds.

Rizon · 04-15-2004, 01:50 PM

Personally, I'm just sick of looking at porn.

Wait. No I'm not.

Desnudo · 04-15-2004, 02:06 PM

I think she's grotesque. Why bother with Playboy anyway? Hardcore pornography has a lot more to offer.

stevew · 04-15-2004, 02:19 PM

Are you gay or something? Even all Plastic-ed up, Pam is pretty damn hot.

VPI97 · 04-15-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

"I drink to that!" -- Takashi, Revenge of the Nerds.

"This is bullshit, pan down - I want BUSH!" -- Booger, Revenge of the Nerds

rkmsuf · 04-15-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by VPI97

"This is bullshit, pan down - I want BUSH!" -- Booger, Revenge of the Nerds

"We got dates!" - Takashi

Blitz · 04-15-2004, 02:26 PM

Cancel and Playboy do not belong in the same sentence. Period.

Drake · 04-15-2004, 04:11 PM

I'm actually extremely disappointed with the magazine's recent re-design. The new glossy, compartmental, hip look says "I'm a magazine full of blurbs, catch phrases, sound bytes and nifty graphics". I've actually enjoyed the articles quite a bit over the years.

Oh, and the Girls of Starbucks pictorial may have been the worst professional air brush job since Episode #9 of Operation Petticoat.

Then again, I'm getting tired of girls who all look the same, too. I'd like to see them run an issue with Assistant Editor Alison Prato on the cover.

Franklinnoble · 04-15-2004, 04:20 PM

Who's the current favorite amongst the following to be the first to appear in Playboy? Anyone care to lay odds?

* Britney Spears
* Jessica Simpson
* Hillary Duff
* The Olson Twins
* Emma Watson

Feel free to submit your own nominees...

Draft Dodger · 04-15-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Most... unexpected... post... ever...

except QS really DOES read them for the articles.
in other news, Sports Illustrated came in the mail today - addressed to my wife. we have no idea why, but thanks SI.

Ksyrup · 04-15-2004, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I think she's grotesque.

Ditto.

Desnudo · 04-15-2004, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Are you gay or something? Even all Plastic-ed up, Pam is pretty damn hot.

Lol, yeah, you got me with that witty insight. And no she isn't.

SplitPersonality1 · 04-15-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

"We got dates!" - Takashi

If I remember correctly. Those "dates" were the girls of Omega Mu.

panerd · 04-15-2004, 05:08 PM

We got Takishi beating on his gong, the boys and the Mu's are clappin along. And just when think you seen it all along comes a Lambda 4-foot tall.

Draft Dodger · 04-15-2004, 05:23 PM

oh, and she IS nasty

Buccaneer · 04-15-2004, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Ditto.

Also.

Leonidas · 04-15-2004, 08:24 PM

Playboy sux. Penthouse better, much better, except their customer service folks are the biggest lameass, push the product, screw the customer people on earth. Great mag, terrible service.

oykib · 04-15-2004, 08:35 PM

Does Playboy even qualify as pr0n anymore?

And I gave up on SI when they made the US women's World Cup soccer team Sportsman of the the Year-- PC garbage.

Buccaneer · 04-15-2004, 08:45 PM

and Peterman as the All-Pro QB.

Desnudo · 04-15-2004, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonidas

Playboy sux. Penthouse better, much better, except their customer service folks are the biggest lameass, push the product, screw the customer people on earth. Great mag, terrible service.

Why would you have to deal with Penthouse customer service?

"Ah yes ma'am, this is Leonidas, I'm calling to complain about the lack of poontang shots in the last issue."

Bearcat729 · 04-15-2004, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Why would you have to deal with Penthouse customer service?

"Ah yes ma'am, this is Leonidas, I'm calling to complain about the lack of poontang shots in the last issue."

Or maybe he's upset with the lack of pictures of urinating women in the last few issues

tucker342 · 04-15-2004, 09:04 PM

LOL

I wouldn't be surprised to see Britney in Playboy soon

cuervo72 · 04-15-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake

Then again, I'm getting tired of girls who all look the same, too. I'd like to see them run an issue with Assistant Editor Alison Prato on the cover.

You still looking for her e-mail address?

I have to agree, enough Pam. I like Pam c. 1990, not so much today.

If I were to rant on anything bbor (not that I've gotten the magazine since 1995 or so, but I uh, run across a pic or two now and then), it would be the sepia-toned "celebrity" pictorials that they run every so often that never really seem to show anything (I'm not talking close-ups here, just a nice, well-lit frontal shot).

And as playmates go, enough of the dyed-blonde girls with plastic breasts so obviously stuck on them. Ah, if they would back to the Marina Bakers, Laura Richmonds and Sharry Konopskis of the world.

Anthony · 04-15-2004, 09:27 PM

i love IHOF jokes.

soon, they all will learn to worship Thad.

Shkspr · 04-15-2004, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonidas

Playboy sux. Penthouse better, much better, except their customer service folks are the biggest lameass, push the product, screw the customer people on earth. Great mag, terrible service.

I would subscribe to any pornographic magazine who had customer staff on call to screw customers.

Oh, crap, here comes my wife...

Chubby · 04-15-2004, 10:46 PM

somebody's jealous...

Balldog · 04-15-2004, 11:23 PM

And I was about ready to sign up for $1 an issue, it has got to be worth that right?

JeeberD · 04-16-2004, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbor

//Start rant//

I am SICK of getting this magazine with Pamela Anderson on the cover every freaking 6 months.

Are they running out of girls??

Does she REALLY have that much to say socially that we need to hear from her every 6 months!!!

Hef...fork out some money and get some new celebs in your mag.If not...stick to articles only.

We are SICK of Pamela Anderson!.

//end rant//

Preach on, brother!!!!

MIJB#19 · 04-16-2004, 05:27 AM

A Playboy thread turning into an IHOF thread, time to reveal the hidden code?

Axxon · 04-16-2004, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

except QS really DOES read them for the articles.
in other news, Sports Illustrated came in the mail today - addressed to my wife. we have no idea why, but thanks SI.

Ok, I've always read playboy for the articles. Now, I've always enjoyed the pictures too. I had a very permissive childhood. I had a note from my mother which "allowed" me to purchase playboy at the flea market. .25 cents an issue. I bought my allowance worth every week.

From an early age, porn was nice but not that big a deal. Playboy, however had Arthur C Clarke, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, etc, etc. It's so much more important than the tits. The internet even more illustrates the difference.

I just bought my best friends collection. He just got married and his wife demanded he sell his collection ~
1988 through 1999. I gave up a playstation 2 which I get to play every friday anyway.

I got to read the Frank Zappa interview, the Ahnold one, the Trump one and several ones I haven't read yet.

In the era of internet porn how anyone can say Playboy is worth anything more than the articles escapes me. These are fools.

I'm enjoying my new cache of ideas and my friend still gets his porn. Life is good indeed.

Radii · 04-16-2004, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Balldog

And I was about ready to sign up for $1 an issue, it has got to be worth that right?

yes

cuervo72 · 04-16-2004, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axxon

I just bought my best friends collection. He just got married and his wife demanded he sell his collection ~
1988 through 1999. I gave up a playstation 2 which I get to play every friday anyway.

Sigh....my collection dated from around 1994 back to the mid 70's, with many from the early 70's/late 60's (acquired at the flea market).

rkmsuf · 04-16-2004, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panerd

We got Takishi beating on his gong, the boys and the Mu's are clappin along. And just when think you seen it all along comes a Lambda 4-foot tall.

Clap your hands everybody and everybody clap your hands.

MJ4H · 04-16-2004, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axxon

I had a note from my mother which "allowed" me to purchase playboy at the flea market.

04-15-2004, 01:39 PM	#8
Noble_Platypus College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: York, Pa	The whole Hepatitus C thing and the fact that she has more plastic in her than most foreign cars makes her hot yes, hottest chick alive no. I think there are a ton of playmates better than her, and thats not including non playboy hotties that I like better. She is hot, but I agree that I am sick of seeing her too. Fresh faces ( among other body parts) are more appealing to me. __________________ We had the $240, we had to have the puddin'

04-15-2004, 01:45 PM	#11
Noble_Platypus College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: York, Pa	I almost mentioned her in my previous post. I think she is unbelieveable. I have spent much time marveling at her pics online. She is also doctored up, but until she comes public with a major disease and a self professed affection for tattooed, alcoholic rock stars she remains a notch above Pam __________________ We had the $240, we had to have the puddin'

04-15-2004, 05:23 PM	#26
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	oh, and she IS nasty __________________ Mile High Hockey

04-15-2004, 08:24 PM	#28
Leonidas College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: East Anglia	Playboy sux. Penthouse better, much better, except their customer service folks are the biggest lameass, push the product, screw the customer people on earth. Great mag, terrible service. __________________ Molon labe

04-16-2004, 05:27 AM	#40
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	A Playboy thread turning into an IHOF thread, time to reveal the hidden code? __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

04-15-2004, 01:25 PM	#2
Bosco H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Apr 2003	Could you post some pics?

04-15-2004, 01:28 PM	#4
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	How could you get sick of seeing Pamela Anderson naked?

04-15-2004, 01:41 PM	#9
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Thay have given an awful lot of run recently to Dalene Kurtis, who is quite a marvel of modern science.

04-15-2004, 02:06 PM	#14
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I think she's grotesque. Why bother with Playboy anyway? Hardcore pornography has a lot more to offer.

04-15-2004, 02:19 PM	#15
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Are you gay or something? Even all Plastic-ed up, Pam is pretty damn hot.

04-15-2004, 02:26 PM	#18
Blitz n00b Join Date: Apr 2004	Cancel and Playboy do not belong in the same sentence. Period.

04-15-2004, 04:11 PM	#19
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I'm actually extremely disappointed with the magazine's recent re-design. The new glossy, compartmental, hip look says "I'm a magazine full of blurbs, catch phrases, sound bytes and nifty graphics". I've actually enjoyed the articles quite a bit over the years. Oh, and the Girls of Starbucks pictorial may have been the worst professional air brush job since Episode #9 of Operation Petticoat. Then again, I'm getting tired of girls who all look the same, too. I'd like to see them run an issue with Assistant Editor Alison Prato on the cover. Last edited by Drake : 04-15-2004 at 04:16 PM.

04-15-2004, 04:20 PM	#20
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Who's the current favorite amongst the following to be the first to appear in Playboy? Anyone care to lay odds? * Britney Spears * Jessica Simpson * Hillary Duff * The Olson Twins * Emma Watson Feel free to submit your own nominees...

04-15-2004, 05:08 PM	#25
panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	We got Takishi beating on his gong, the boys and the Mu's are clappin along. And just when think you seen it all along comes a Lambda 4-foot tall.

04-15-2004, 08:35 PM	#29
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Does Playboy even qualify as pr0n anymore? And I gave up on SI when they made the US women's World Cup soccer team Sportsman of the the Year-- PC garbage.

04-15-2004, 08:45 PM	#30
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	and Peterman as the All-Pro QB.

04-15-2004, 09:04 PM	#33
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	LOL I wouldn't be surprised to see Britney in Playboy soon

04-15-2004, 09:27 PM	#35
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i love IHOF jokes. soon, they all will learn to worship Thad.

04-15-2004, 10:46 PM	#37
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	somebody's jealous...

04-15-2004, 11:23 PM	#38
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	And I was about ready to sign up for $1 an issue, it has got to be worth that right?

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