Crud

Draft Dodger · 04-22-2004, 09:18 PM

so, I've been working on a Mother's Day gift for my wife - I borrowed a camcorder and I've been secretly recording our son to put together one of those mushy DVD's for her. I've got a friend who is great at putting these things together, and I had just today finished up the filming and snuck the camera and stuff out of the house to bring in to him tonight.

just talked to my wife on the phone - I left the frigging camcorder disks on her damn desk at home (suspicious, of course, since we don't own a camcorder).

damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.

cthomer5000 · 04-22-2004, 09:38 PM

say you've been working as a gay porn director for a few extra bucks.

JeeberD · 04-23-2004, 09:55 AM

Say you were trying to catch the picture moving ghost on film...

KWhit · 04-23-2004, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Say you were trying to catch the picture moving ghost on film...

Beautiful.

fantastic flying froggies · 04-23-2004, 09:58 AM

Tell her the truth in a kidding tone, and she'll never believe you...

KWhit · 04-23-2004, 09:59 AM

Any believable explanation (other than the truth) would have to involve porn, wouldn't it?

Danny · 04-23-2004, 10:02 AM

Tell her you were sending in an audition tape for planet of the apes 2.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2004, 10:06 AM

Tell her you need nooner and to meet you in the Wendy's parking lot. Send a coworker in to secretly swipe the disks. When questioned accuse her of being crazy. Ain't no disks there...

KevinNU7 · 04-23-2004, 10:07 AM

Tell her you have been taping her in the shower

Easy Mac · 04-23-2004, 10:08 AM

tell her about the weekend when her sister visited.

KevinNU7 · 04-23-2004, 10:17 AM

Play the tapes for her and then scream, "Someone is following around (son's name)! This is some kind of warning!"

John Galt · 04-23-2004, 10:23 AM

Tell her you got a bootlegged copy of the newly released full length version of the Paris Hilton video.

Fonzie · 04-23-2004, 10:26 AM

Tell her to mind her own goddamn business.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2004, 10:42 AM

Tell her you bought the complete Lightning Bolt footage and you think it will really be worth something in a few years...

fantastic flying froggies · 04-23-2004, 10:50 AM

Now, any one of these, or even better, a combination, should get you off the hook...

Arles · 04-23-2004, 11:10 AM

Say you were making an audition video to be the background singer for William Hung in his "She Bangs" video.

04-23-2004, 09:55 AM	#3
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Say you were trying to catch the picture moving ghost on film... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-23-2004, 09:58 AM	#5
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	Tell her the truth in a kidding tone, and she'll never believe you... __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

04-23-2004, 10:06 AM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Tell her you need nooner and to meet you in the Wendy's parking lot. Send a coworker in to secretly swipe the disks. When questioned accuse her of being crazy. Ain't no disks there... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 04-23-2004 at 10:07 AM.

04-23-2004, 10:07 AM	#9
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	Tell her you have been taping her in the shower __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

04-23-2004, 10:17 AM	#11
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	Play the tapes for her and then scream, "Someone is following around (son's name)! This is some kind of warning!" __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

04-23-2004, 09:59 AM	#6
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Any believable explanation (other than the truth) would have to involve porn, wouldn't it?

04-23-2004, 10:02 AM	#7
Danny General Manager Join Date: Jul 2001	Tell her you were sending in an audition tape for planet of the apes 2.

04-23-2004, 10:08 AM	#10
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	tell her about the weekend when her sister visited.

04-23-2004, 10:23 AM	#12
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Tell her you got a bootlegged copy of the newly released full length version of the Paris Hilton video. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

04-23-2004, 10:26 AM	#13
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	Tell her to mind her own goddamn business.

04-23-2004, 10:42 AM	#14
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Tell her you bought the complete Lightning Bolt footage and you think it will really be worth something in a few years... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-23-2004, 10:50 AM	#15
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	Now, any one of these, or even better, a combination, should get you off the hook... __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

04-23-2004, 11:10 AM	#16
Arles Grey Dog Software Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix, AZ by way of Belleville, IL	Say you were making an audition video to be the background singer for William Hung in his "She Bangs" video. __________________ Developer of Bowl Bound College Football http://www.greydogsoftware.com

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