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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Livermore, CA
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After my girlfriend read the story concerning the benifiets of urninating on ones hands to help control blistering
She finally believes what I've claimed for years, that when I shoot a huge wad of cum on her face. It's good for her skin and keeping a clear complection I'm getting so many blow jobs, it's becoming a chore ![]()
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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Tell her to listen to Liz Phair's new album and the song "H.W.C." if you need further backup
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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TMI
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In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?" |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Ants and socks.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: speak to the trout
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I agree, Totally Made-up Information.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Actually, I'm having a difficult time understanding the connection between urine/blisters and wad/complexion. The only thing I can figure is that Tom E enjoys pissing on his girlfriend's face, which is covered with a bunch of open sores.
Putting aside the content, I'd love to read Kickstand's commentary on the grammar portion of the post. ![]()
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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"Linguo....dead"
"Linguo IS dead!" But seriously, this guy has posted ten times before, and he hits us with THAT?
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Pride and Prejudice -- an FOF9 Lions dynasty, starting 1966 |
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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Weird Als parents death has cause him to post with reckless abandon.
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I had something. |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Houston, or there about
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I just went back and searched for all of Tom E's posts, because well I missed the one about Weird Al's parents dieing. Oddly enough, Tom E has posted in exactly 11 threads, and 8 of those HE STARTED. Someone get this man an award for berevity, or however you spell it.
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Livermore, CA
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I found some humor in a story and made myself laugh...
Yes I'm mainly a lurker here, have been for years... Yes some of my post are stupid... Spank my ass and call me susan...
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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This thread has lasted longer than I thought it would.
I am also disappointed in The Afoci's respone to this thread. I expected something, well better. ![]() |
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College Starter
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Houston, or there about
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GE, remember, He's "got nothing"
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Concord, MA/UMass
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PEOPLE WILL LOSE POSTS!!!!!!! (In about 2.5, 3 hours I'm guessing)
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Amarillo, TX
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As long as Weird Al's parents' deaths haven't caused him to require oral sex on a regular basis. ![]() |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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You will not lose posts, the thread will simply be locked...I think. |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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just as long as WE DONT LOSE POSTS. |
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