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Old 05-05-2004, 03:52 PM   #1
Tom E
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Talking Thank You Alou....

After my girlfriend read the story concerning the benifiets of urninating on ones hands to help control blistering

She finally believes what I've claimed for years, that when I shoot a huge wad of cum on her face. It's good for her skin and keeping a clear complection

I'm getting so many blow jobs, it's becoming a chore
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Old 05-05-2004, 03:53 PM   #2
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Tell her to listen to Liz Phair's new album and the song "H.W.C." if you need further backup
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:01 PM   #3
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:15 PM   #4
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Ants and socks.
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:15 PM   #5
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I agree, Totally Made-up Information.
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:24 PM   #6
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Actually, I'm having a difficult time understanding the connection between urine/blisters and wad/complexion. The only thing I can figure is that Tom E enjoys pissing on his girlfriend's face, which is covered with a bunch of open sores.

Putting aside the content, I'd love to read Kickstand's commentary on the grammar portion of the post.
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:30 PM   #7
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"Linguo....dead"

"Linguo IS dead!"

But seriously, this guy has posted ten times before, and he hits us with THAT?
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:32 PM   #8
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But seriously, this guy has posted ten times before, and he hits us with THAT?

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Old 05-05-2004, 04:32 PM   #9
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But seriously, this guy has posted ten times before, and he hits us with THAT?
Is it the same guy who's third career post was "Who cares?" in the thread about Weid Al's dead parents?
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:34 PM   #10
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Is it the same guy who's third career post was "Who cares?" in the thread about Weid Al's dead parents?

Weird Als parents death has cause him to post with reckless abandon.
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:49 PM   #11
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I just went back and searched for all of Tom E's posts, because well I missed the one about Weird Al's parents dieing. Oddly enough, Tom E has posted in exactly 11 threads, and 8 of those HE STARTED. Someone get this man an award for berevity, or however you spell it.
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Old 05-05-2004, 09:20 PM   #12
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I found some humor in a story and made myself laugh...

Yes I'm mainly a lurker here, have been for years...

Yes some of my post are stupid...

Spank my ass and call me susan...
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Old 05-06-2004, 12:57 AM   #13
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This thread has lasted longer than I thought it would.

I am also disappointed in The Afoci's respone to this thread. I expected something, well better.
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:43 AM   #14
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GE, remember, He's "got nothing"
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:54 AM   #15
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PEOPLE WILL LOSE POSTS!!!!!!! (In about 2.5, 3 hours I'm guessing)
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Old 05-06-2004, 02:05 AM   #16
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Weird Als parents death has cause him to post with reckless abandon.

As long as Weird Al's parents' deaths haven't caused him to require oral sex on a regular basis.
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Old 05-06-2004, 02:08 AM   #17
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PEOPLE WILL LOSE POSTS!!!!!!! (In about 2.5, 3 hours I'm guessing)


You will not lose posts, the thread will simply be locked...I think.
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Old 05-06-2004, 02:15 AM   #18
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You will not lose posts, the thread will simply be locked...I think.

just as long as WE DONT LOSE POSTS.
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