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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Man fatally bitten by horny horse
Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse
WARSAW (Reuters) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said. "The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters. The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village. An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added. Nearby mare my ass. RIP, The Afoci... 
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05-12-2004, 05:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Willow Glen, CA
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Holy crap...talk about your horrible ways to die.
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05-12-2004, 05:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Florida
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This is a crazy world.... reading all this stuff lately makes me believe life is just one big joke and when you die you find out that God was just playing with you and slap you on the back...
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05-12-2004, 06:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago
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My friend was just bucked off of a pony on Monday. The first thing I asked him was, "Why the hell were you on a pony?" He didn't really give me a good reason.
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05-12-2004, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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I didn't even know that horses had horns.
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05-12-2004, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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This happens a lot more often than you'd think, it just usually doesn't result in death, and it's rarely reported. Stallions are notorious biters, especially when they're "worked up." Most studs will actually bite the back of the mare while they're mounting her, presumably to improve their grip, but also as a show of dominance.
Breeding grooms at thoroughbred farms probably get bitten on a daily basis. It's just the nature of the beast. |
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05-12-2004, 08:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Chula Vista, CA
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Highly embarassing way to die...
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05-12-2004, 11:53 PM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2004
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Least he didnt get fucked to death.
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05-12-2004, 11:58 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Horses fatally bitten by horny men is something else that happens alot. Usualy out near where The Afoci lives though. It's very hush hush.
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