Britney gets Worse and Worse

korme · 07-08-2004, 07:19 PM

A damn shame!

Schmidty · 07-08-2004, 07:21 PM

She wasn't shit to begin with.

JeeberD · 07-08-2004, 07:26 PM

And she's stupid, too...

BRITNEY: WHO NEEDS PRENUP?

July 7, 2004 -- BRITNEY Spears insists she's marrying for love, not money — and the pop tart is resisting pressure from her parents to force her fiance, dancer Kevin Federline, to sign a prenuptial agreement. Spears, worth $100 million, reportedly had to pay for her own $40,000, 5-carat engagement ring, and has put Federline on her permanent payroll as he has no money of his own. Spears' mother, Lynne, is said to be distraught over Spears' blind love. According to Star, her dad, Jamie, begged her to demand a prenup — to no avail. The couple, who have known each other a scant three months, have already bought a house on Mulholland Drive and are making wedding preparations for November. Sources told Star that Lynne is hurt because Spears told her assistant the good news about the engagement before she told her mother. Britney has shrieked at her mom, "This is my life, let me live it!" Under California law, if Spears and Federline marry without a prenup, he could get half her fortune should they divorce. Meanwhile, gawker.com adds Spears has been looking to sell her NoHo apartment, probably because Federline, a country boy, doesn't like the big city.

Ryan S · 07-08-2004, 07:29 PM

What the hell is she wearing?

SunDevil · 07-08-2004, 07:32 PM

And the guy she is marrying already has a kid with his ex-girlfriend, and she is pregnant again with their second child. But the ex-girlfriend is supposedly cool with their engagement......

I can not wait for Britney's behind the music show in five years, should be quite entertaining.

Draft Dodger · 07-08-2004, 07:41 PM

I'd still fuck her. even WITH those goofy boots on.

korme · 07-08-2004, 07:42 PM

sure sure DD, but WITH those goofy shades on?

Draft Dodger · 07-08-2004, 07:43 PM

dola, even considering the zits, the Melanie Griffith sunglasses, those stupid boots, the snotty look on her face...the BIGGEST turnoff in that picture for me is the cigarette

SunDevil · 07-08-2004, 07:44 PM

I agree

Draft Dodger · 07-08-2004, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

sure sure DD, but WITH those goofy shades on?

I'd wear the shades AND the boots, if she asked me to.

Qwikshot · 07-08-2004, 07:44 PM

At least you could tell her knee is screwed up...she ugly tho...U G L Y ugly

druez · 07-08-2004, 08:16 PM

I don't think that is her is it?

Surtt · 07-08-2004, 08:30 PM

Its her.
You can tell by the tattoo.
The bar code type thing on her pelvic line.

Ksyrup · 07-08-2004, 08:33 PM

In that second picture, she looks like a cross between Dana Plato and Melanie Griffith.

Yuuuuuuuuck.

Draft Dodger · 07-08-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

In that second picture, she looks like a cross between Dana Plato and Melanie Griffith.

Yuuuuuuuuck.

no fair. I used the Melanie Griffith line first.

Glengoyne · 07-08-2004, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

dola, even considering the zits, the Melanie Griffith sunglasses, those stupid boots, the snotty look on her face...the BIGGEST turnoff in that picture for me is the cigarette

I met Lisa Hartman at a Clint Black concert once. I had connections with a techie, and I sat behind the sound and lighting technicians at their boards. There was a row of chairs there, and we had two of them. I was floored when Lisa Hartman came and sat down next to me. She was really very cool and personable. I still remember when she lit up that cigarette and suddenly became infinitely less attractive. At first I was totally distracted by this hot babe sitting next to me, then I was totally distracted that she was spoiling the whole thing by smoking.

The Afoci · 07-08-2004, 08:52 PM

Almost makes me want to stop doing drugs. I could be that ugly in only years.

Ksyrup · 07-08-2004, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

no fair. I used the Melanie Griffith line first.

Ha! So you did. You're right, it's the sunglasses.

Draft Dodger · 07-08-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

I met Lisa Hartman at a Clint Black concert once. I had connections with a techie, and I sat behind the sound and lighting technicians at their boards. There was a row of chairs there, and we had two of them. I was floored when Lisa Hartman came and sat down next to me. She was really very cool and personable. I still remember when she lit up that cigarette and suddenly became infinitely less attractive. At first I was totally distracted by this hot babe sitting next to me, then I was totally distracted that she was spoiling the whole thing by smoking.

you know, it's probably your subconcious talking;
if Clint Black ever passed away, she'd be a Black Widow...

I'll insert the *groan* so the rest of you don't have to.

bbor · 07-08-2004, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I'd wear the shades AND the boots, if she asked me to.

I heart DD

JeffNights · 07-08-2004, 09:42 PM

This girl obviously must be taking some kinda drugs..or it could be the hollywood madness thing got to her..

This guy is lucky as hell....not because its britney, but because in 12 months he will be very RICH. after the divorce settlement that is..

JeffNights · 07-08-2004, 09:43 PM

Oh. and i think that Justin Timberlake got the better of this little spat eh?

cthomer5000 · 07-08-2004, 09:43 PM

you can't take the trailer out of the trailer trash.

Sharpieman · 07-08-2004, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

you can't take the trailer out of the trailer trash.

Isn't it "you can take the trailer out of 'trailer trash,' but you can't take the trash out of 'trailer trash'?

pennywisesb · 07-08-2004, 09:51 PM

That outfit has got to be one of the most obnoxious outfits I've ever seen. Ug boots with daisy dukes, 2 miss-matching tanktops, a pair of ridiculous earings and those glasses just make her look so white trash. If my girlfriend ever tried to pull something like that I'd have to end it right then and there.

pennywisesb · 07-08-2004, 09:52 PM

dola: that being said, when she is all made up for a show, with all her makeup on and her body hugging outfits, she looks hot

Eaglesfan27 · 07-08-2004, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pennywisesb

dola: that being said, when she is all made up for a show, with all her makeup on and her body hugging outfits, she looks hot

Your girlfriend or Britney?

tucker342 · 07-08-2004, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

dola, even considering the zits, the Melanie Griffith sunglasses, those stupid boots, the snotty look on her face...the BIGGEST turnoff in that picture for me is the cigarette

yup.

All I can say is: WHITE TRASH.

Comey · 07-08-2004, 10:07 PM

She makes Christina Aguilera into a trend-setter.

Don't do as they do, Jessica Simpson.

cthomer5000 · 07-08-2004, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharpieman

Isn't it "you can take the trailer out of 'trailer trash,' but you can't take the trash out of 'trailer trash'?

I had no idea there was an established expression.

let me clarify: you cant take the trailer trash out of the trailer trash

WSUCougar · 07-08-2004, 10:21 PM

I'm thinking of a word and it rhymes with hanky and panky.

JeeberD · 07-08-2004, 10:22 PM

You can take 'em out of the trailer, but you can't take out the trash...

sabotai · 07-08-2004, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I'm thinking of a word and it rhymes with hanky and panky.

Cranky? Franky? Lanky? Skan.. AH HA!

WSUCougar · 07-08-2004, 10:25 PM

And this is probably piling on, but so be it...

DanGarion · 07-08-2004, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I'm thinking of a word and it rhymes with hanky and panky.

SPANKY!

scooper · 07-09-2004, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangarion

SPANKY!

That's my dog's name.

Hmmmmm...

Antmeister · 07-09-2004, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbor

I heart DD

I happen to like that bra size myself.

Noop · 07-09-2004, 09:11 AM

Wow. She use to be one of the girls I'd banged but not anymore.*Removes Britney off the list*

HornedFrog Purple · 07-09-2004, 09:20 AM

She needs to be put in the figure-4 with a few chair shots to the knee.

rkmsuf · 07-09-2004, 09:21 AM

bring back GLOW!

VPI97 · 07-09-2004, 09:32 AM

That's the best looking thing I've seen all day today.

I wish I had a cigarette like Britney.

Surtt · 07-09-2004, 12:14 PM

Is she buying drugs in that first picture?

SunDancer · 07-09-2004, 12:20 PM

Brittney's worth $100 million? Is that money in the bank?

Lorena · 07-09-2004, 12:48 PM

Start hiding your $$ now Brit.

BTW, aren't those winter boots? Damn she looks AWEFUL!! It's all downhill from here chicky.

judicial clerk · 07-09-2004, 01:19 PM

I think the expression is "you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl."

cuervo72 · 07-09-2004, 01:43 PM

"You can get hitched to trash, but you can't sit down in the girl's trailer"?

duckman · 07-09-2004, 01:54 PM

I think someone needs to buy some acne medicine.

SplitPersonality1 · 07-09-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

I happen to like that bra size myself.

Thank you for that "Coke out of the nose moment". I needed that today.

pennywisesb · 07-09-2004, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surtt

Is she buying drugs in that first picture?

HAHA, it really does look like that doesn't it?! haha.

Shkspr · 07-09-2004, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

And this is probably piling on, but so be it...

Why is that photo of Keith Richards captioned with Melanie Griffith's name?

07-08-2004, 07:21 PM	#2
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	She wasn't shit to begin with. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

07-08-2004, 07:26 PM	#3
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	And she's stupid, too... BRITNEY: WHO NEEDS PRENUP? July 7, 2004 -- BRITNEY Spears insists she's marrying for love, not money — and the pop tart is resisting pressure from her parents to force her fiance, dancer Kevin Federline, to sign a prenuptial agreement. Spears, worth $100 million, reportedly had to pay for her own $40,000, 5-carat engagement ring, and has put Federline on her permanent payroll as he has no money of his own. Spears' mother, Lynne, is said to be distraught over Spears' blind love. According to Star, her dad, Jamie, begged her to demand a prenup — to no avail. The couple, who have known each other a scant three months, have already bought a house on Mulholland Drive and are making wedding preparations for November. Sources told Star that Lynne is hurt because Spears told her assistant the good news about the engagement before she told her mother. Britney has shrieked at her mom, "This is my life, let me live it!" Under California law, if Spears and Federline marry without a prenup, he could get half her fortune should they divorce. Meanwhile, gawker.com adds Spears has been looking to sell her NoHo apartment, probably because Federline, a country boy, doesn't like the big city. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-08-2004, 07:41 PM	#6
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I'd still fuck her. even WITH those goofy boots on. __________________ Mile High Hockey

07-08-2004, 07:43 PM	#8
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	dola, even considering the zits, the Melanie Griffith sunglasses, those stupid boots, the snotty look on her face...the BIGGEST turnoff in that picture for me is the cigarette __________________ Mile High Hockey

07-08-2004, 08:33 PM	#14
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	In that second picture, she looks like a cross between Dana Plato and Melanie Griffith. Yuuuuuuuuck. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-08-2004, 07:29 PM	#4
Ryan S Quarterback Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: London, England	What the hell is she wearing?

07-08-2004, 07:32 PM	#5
SunDevil College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tempe, AZ	And the guy she is marrying already has a kid with his ex-girlfriend, and she is pregnant again with their second child. But the ex-girlfriend is supposedly cool with their engagement...... I can not wait for Britney's behind the music show in five years, should be quite entertaining.

07-08-2004, 07:42 PM	#7
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	sure sure DD, but WITH those goofy shades on?

07-08-2004, 07:44 PM	#9
SunDevil College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tempe, AZ	I agree

07-08-2004, 07:44 PM	#11
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	At least you could tell her knee is screwed up...she ugly tho...U G L Y ugly

07-08-2004, 08:16 PM	#12
druez Banned Join Date: Nov 2003	I don't think that is her is it?

07-08-2004, 08:30 PM	#13
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Its her. You can tell by the tattoo. The bar code type thing on her pelvic line.

07-08-2004, 08:52 PM	#17
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Almost makes me want to stop doing drugs. I could be that ugly in only years. __________________ I had something.

07-08-2004, 09:42 PM	#21
JeffNights College Prospect Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Michigan	This girl obviously must be taking some kinda drugs..or it could be the hollywood madness thing got to her.. This guy is lucky as hell....not because its britney, but because in 12 months he will be very RICH. after the divorce settlement that is..

07-08-2004, 09:43 PM	#22
JeffNights College Prospect Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Michigan	Oh. and i think that Justin Timberlake got the better of this little spat eh?

07-08-2004, 09:51 PM	#25
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	That outfit has got to be one of the most obnoxious outfits I've ever seen. Ug boots with daisy dukes, 2 miss-matching tanktops, a pair of ridiculous earings and those glasses just make her look so white trash. If my girlfriend ever tried to pull something like that I'd have to end it right then and there. __________________ Myspace Profile

07-08-2004, 09:52 PM	#26
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	dola: that being said, when she is all made up for a show, with all her makeup on and her body hugging outfits, she looks hot __________________ Myspace Profile

07-08-2004, 10:07 PM	#29
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	She makes Christina Aguilera into a trend-setter. Don't do as they do, Jessica Simpson. __________________

07-08-2004, 10:21 PM	#31
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I'm thinking of a word and it rhymes with hanky and panky. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-08-2004, 10:22 PM	#32
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You can take 'em out of the trailer, but you can't take out the trash... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-08-2004, 10:25 PM	#34
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	And this is probably piling on, but so be it... __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-09-2004, 09:11 AM	#38
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Wow. She use to be one of the girls I'd banged but not anymore.Removes Britney off the list __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

07-09-2004, 09:20 AM	#39
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07-09-2004, 09:21 AM	#40
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	bring back GLOW! __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-09-2004, 09:32 AM	#41
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	That's the best looking thing I've seen all day today. I wish I had a cigarette like Britney. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

07-09-2004, 12:14 PM	#42
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Is she buying drugs in that first picture?

07-09-2004, 12:20 PM	#43
SunDancer College Benchwarmer Join Date: Sep 2002	Brittney's worth $100 million? Is that money in the bank?

07-09-2004, 12:48 PM	#44
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Start hiding your $$ now Brit. BTW, aren't those winter boots? Damn she looks AWEFUL!! It's all downhill from here chicky.

07-09-2004, 01:19 PM	#45
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	I think the expression is "you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl."

07-09-2004, 01:43 PM	#46
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	"You can get hitched to trash, but you can't sit down in the girl's trailer"? __________________ null

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