You guys are too much!

JeffNights · 07-14-2004, 09:09 PM

Ya know it just really cracks me up sometimes.

The posts about these celeb women, and then theres always the content such as "shes a dog" and "not in a million years"
and crap like that.

More recently, the thread about britney spears, and all the peeps saying they wouldnt bang her...

WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

if any of you myself included, were alone with britney on the bed. you'd do it and you know it!!!

FREAKING ELITISTS!!!

JeeberD · 07-14-2004, 09:11 PM

Fucking elitists. Get it right...

Axxon · 07-14-2004, 09:12 PM

Bullshit.

MJ4H · 07-14-2004, 09:15 PM

i n c o r r e c t

Axxon · 07-14-2004, 09:19 PM

Dola,

To make it perfectly clear.

1. The pictures in the Spears thread did absolutely nothing for me and reality is, that's the Britany you get, not the airbrushed image that's fed to the public.

2. Still, you may say, in the heat of the moment, lying on a bed, surely she's not that horrid that you'd turn it down? Again, I'd have to say that I indeed would.

I'd get far more miliage out of telling folks, "yeah, Britney wanted me but I kicked that skank out of bed."

vtbub · 07-14-2004, 09:20 PM

Artificially enhanced white trailer trash doesn't do too much for me.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-14-2004, 09:20 PM

When people make such comments about celebrities, I think they're usually in comparison to other celebrities. In my personal opinion, there are a lot of celebrities more attractive than Britney Spears, so if I were to say that she's not that pretty, I'm comparing her to my personal preferences. Of course I think she's prettier than the 50-year-old fat lady down the street from my house, but that's not really what we're discussing here, is it? To take the comments so literally seems somewhat confrontational.

Ohbytheway, if we're going to take things literally, if Britney Spears were alone on my bed, no, I wouldn't do it. For some reason, I'd be faithful to my wife.

Or was that not the question?

Axxon · 07-14-2004, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Ohbytheway, if we're going to take things literally, if Britney Spears were alone on my bed, no, I wouldn't do it. For some reason, I'd be faithful to my wife.

Or was that not the question?

I'm glad you brought that up. If I were married I'd say the same thing but since I'm not I couldn't quite work up the sincerity needed to post it.

Suicane75 · 07-14-2004, 09:25 PM

I wouldnt fuck Britney Spears with your dick. Hows that for a proclamtation?

Ksyrup · 07-14-2004, 09:28 PM

If my wife found Britney Spears alone on my bed, I might as well do her, cause I sure as hell wouldn't be getting any from my wife for a few years. But otherwise, what Pumpy said.

cthomer5000 · 07-14-2004, 09:35 PM

Why is it so hard to believe that someone might not find her attractive? We don't ALL swallow the bullshit the media feeds to us.

Buccaneer · 07-14-2004, 09:36 PM

I'm married so the answer is still I wouldn't hit her or anyone else not my wife. So JeffNights, I AM NOT KIDDING, so just go wank yourself stupid.

Or was that not the question?

pennywisesb · 07-14-2004, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

If my wife found Britney Spears alone on my bed, I might as well do her, cause I sure as hell wouldn't be getting any from my wife for a few years. But otherwise, what Pumpy said.

That was awesome

cthomer5000 · 07-14-2004, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

I'm married so the answer is still I wouldn't hit her or anyone else not my wife. So JeffNights, I AM NOT KIDDING, so just go wank yourself stupid.

Or was that not the question?

What If: UNLV girl shows up at your door naked?

DeToxRox · 07-14-2004, 09:38 PM

Britney Spears and her stupidity make her less and less attractive.

Buccaneer · 07-14-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

What If: UNLV girl shows up at your door naked?

Shit, they almost did but their tuition was still too high. If it wasn't for that, I'd just give them to my brother.

Lathum · 07-14-2004, 10:22 PM

i'de just give her butt-sex

duckman · 07-14-2004, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

i'de just give her butt-sex

LOL!

I have to be honest though that I would have sex with her just to say that I've had sex with her. It's pretty pitiful really. Hell, I would have sex with Amy Osbourne just to say I slept with Ozzy's daughter.

Axxon · 07-14-2004, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckman

LOL!

I have to be honest though that I would have sex with her just to say that I've had sex with her. It's pretty pitiful really. Hell, I would have sex with Amy Osbourne just to say I slept with Ozzy's daughter.

What's stopping you from saying it now?

sterlingice · 07-15-2004, 12:35 AM

Not everyone spends their day pining away with the words "I'd hit it" every time a woman walks by. For one, some of us have standards. And, two, I have a girl and I don't feel the need to be hitting everything that walks by. Plus, that picture of Spears from earlier this week looked awful.

SI

Huckleberry · 07-15-2004, 12:40 AM

I'm not trying to be cool, man. You can have her.

Danny · 07-15-2004, 01:11 AM

Funny, but years ago, I talked to someone who supposedly met Spears and he said she was fugly without her makeup then.

Suicane75 · 07-15-2004, 01:17 AM

Fred Durst says she looks like she has buckwheat in a scissors lock.

Samdari · 07-15-2004, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeffNights

Ya know it just really cracks me up sometimes.

The posts about these celeb women, and then theres always the content such as "shes a dog" and "not in a million years"
and crap like that.

More recently, the thread about britney spears, and all the peeps saying they wouldnt bang her...

WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

if any of you myself included, were alone with britney on the bed. you'd do it and you know it!!!

FREAKING ELITISTS!!!

I'd do Britney. But only for the money that selling the story to the tabloids would net me.

judicial clerk · 07-15-2004, 10:44 AM

Quote:

When people make such comments about celebrities, I think they're usually in comparison to other celebrities. In my personal opinion, there are a lot of celebrities more attractive than Britney Spears, so if I were to say that she's not that pretty, I'm comparing her to my personal preferences.

"we are looking for someone 'TV ugly' not 'ugly ugly.'" -Simpsons

Pumpy Tudors · 07-15-2004, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by judicial clerk

"we are looking for someone 'TV ugly' not 'ugly ugly.'" -Simpsons

a winnar is you

JeffNights · 07-15-2004, 06:45 PM

WHOA.

hey i was just kidding myself....ya know one of those sarcastical threads?

I certainly didnt mean to bring all this HOSTILTY to myself.

yikes.

Raven · 07-15-2004, 06:51 PM

The funny thing is that "other" Britney thread isn't even her.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-15-2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeffNights

WHOA.

hey i was just kidding myself....ya know one of those sarcastical threads?

I certainly didnt mean to bring all this HOSTILTY to myself.

yikes.

Are you SURE or are YOU just SAYING that?

JeeberD · 07-15-2004, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven

The funny thing is that "other" Britney thread isn't even her.

Proof?

Raven · 07-16-2004, 01:57 AM

Proof is it looks absolutely nothing like her. The tattoo isn't even the same.

Where is there any indication that it IS her?

GrantDawg · 07-16-2004, 10:23 AM

I have long been on record in believing Brittney is queen of the butterfaces.

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07-14-2004, 09:19 PM	#5
Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Dola, To make it perfectly clear. 1. The pictures in the Spears thread did absolutely nothing for me and reality is, that's the Britany you get, not the airbrushed image that's fed to the public. 2. Still, you may say, in the heat of the moment, lying on a bed, surely she's not that horrid that you'd turn it down? Again, I'd have to say that I indeed would. I'd get far more miliage out of telling folks, "yeah, Britney wanted me but I kicked that skank out of bed." __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

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07-14-2004, 09:20 PM	#7
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	When people make such comments about celebrities, I think they're usually in comparison to other celebrities. In my personal opinion, there are a lot of celebrities more attractive than Britney Spears, so if I were to say that she's not that pretty, I'm comparing her to my personal preferences. Of course I think she's prettier than the 50-year-old fat lady down the street from my house, but that's not really what we're discussing here, is it? To take the comments so literally seems somewhat confrontational. Ohbytheway, if we're going to take things literally, if Britney Spears were alone on my bed, no, I wouldn't do it. For some reason, I'd be faithful to my wife. Or was that not the question? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I wouldnt fuck Britney Spears with your dick. Hows that for a proclamtation?

07-14-2004, 09:28 PM	#10
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	If my wife found Britney Spears alone on my bed, I might as well do her, cause I sure as hell wouldn't be getting any from my wife for a few years. But otherwise, what Pumpy said. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-14-2004, 09:36 PM	#12
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	I'm married so the answer is still I wouldn't hit her or anyone else not my wife. So JeffNights, I AM NOT KIDDING, so just go wank yourself stupid. Or was that not the question?

07-14-2004, 09:38 PM	#15
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Britney Spears and her stupidity make her less and less attractive.

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07-15-2004, 01:11 AM	#22
Danny General Manager Join Date: Jul 2001	Funny, but years ago, I talked to someone who supposedly met Spears and he said she was fugly without her makeup then.

07-15-2004, 01:17 AM	#23
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Fred Durst says she looks like she has buckwheat in a scissors lock.

07-15-2004, 06:45 PM	#27
JeffNights College Prospect Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Michigan	WHOA. hey i was just kidding myself....ya know one of those sarcastical threads? I certainly didnt mean to bring all this HOSTILTY to myself. yikes.

07-15-2004, 06:51 PM	#28
Raven College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD	The funny thing is that "other" Britney thread isn't even her.

07-16-2004, 01:57 AM	#31
Raven College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD	Proof is it looks absolutely nothing like her. The tattoo isn't even the same. Where is there any indication that it IS her?

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GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	I have long been on record in believing Brittney is queen of the butterfaces.

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