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Old 08-09-2004, 08:31 PM   #1
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My wife needs some creative/humorous, but suitable-for-work, definitions for a presentation she's giving tomorrow about "C.Q.I." (Continuous Quality Improvement). I figured this would happen faster with the combined evil genius of guys on here. I'm not good at this sort of thing...
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Old 08-09-2004, 08:47 PM   #2
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I have no idea what CQI is even with the acronym spelled out.
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Old 08-09-2004, 08:49 PM   #3
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I have no idea what CQI is even with the acronym spelled out.
Yeah, neither do I. She jsut asked me for help. I know it has something to do with licensing for the adoption agency for which she works.
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Old 08-09-2004, 08:52 PM   #4
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I have no idea what CQI is even with the acronym spelled out.

Heres what it is:

A process; a way of conducting business

A belief that the opinions and ideas of each person have great value for the institution

A way of governing that allows for input from all interested parties

A philosophy that no matter how good we are, there is always room for improvement

A system that is ONLY successful if people volunteer
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:18 PM   #5
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I was gonna say continuously improving the quality of something.
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:20 PM   #6
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Comfortably Quoting Idiots
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:21 PM   #7
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Conveniently Quoting Imbeciles?
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:22 PM   #8
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Consistenly Quashing Innovation?
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:24 PM   #9
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Consistenly Quashing Innovation?
oooh! We may have a winner!
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:26 PM   #10
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Consistenly Quashing Innovation?
(Bell rings) It's over! First round TKO!
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:27 PM   #11
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She just changed one of her slides to read: "CQI: Consistently Quelling Innovation, or Continuous Quality Improvement?" Thanks cthomer!
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:29 PM   #12
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lol, you're welcome.
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