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Old 08-16-2004, 09:36 AM   #1
sachmo71
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OT: Funny spam

I opened up my work email this morning and almost spit water on my monitor when I noticed the senders name:

Christy Cream [[email protected]]


At least the name was amusing.

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Old 08-16-2004, 12:04 PM   #2
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:12 PM   #3
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One of my girlfriend's best friends is named Christy Crim. I don't think she's related to Ms. Cream, though...
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Old 08-16-2004, 02:04 PM   #4
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One of my girlfriend's best friends is named Christy Crim. I don't think she's related to Ms. Cream, though...

pix pls, kthx.
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Old 08-20-2004, 03:54 PM   #5
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Hmmm...I got a spam from C. Cream at [email protected] today. Wonder if that was from Christy Cream? The tramp sure does get around...
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:08 PM   #6
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I got an email from a place for penis enlargement, telling me that I would be able to break down walls with my cock.
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Old 08-20-2004, 04:15 PM   #7
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I got an email from a place for penis enlargement, telling me that I would be able to break down walls with my cock.

You should buy that and make it standard US Army issue.
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Old 08-26-2004, 02:11 PM   #8
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Wow, over the past week I've gotten a couple of e-mails from C. Cream and one from C.C. Cream, but no Christy Cream. But just a couple of minutes ago I checked my spam box and guess who I have an e-mail from? Christy Cream!

My life is now complete.

Oh, and Sachmo, you can quit sending me your porn spam now...
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Old 08-26-2004, 03:10 PM   #9
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You should buy that and make it standard US Army issue.

Gives a whole new definition to "Bunker-Buster"
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Old 08-27-2004, 11:32 AM   #10
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106 ND+ Aug 26 Maple Leafs ( 34) Canadian Prescriptions up to 60% off


Maple Leafs is really pushing the Canadian prescriptions... that's the 3rd time I've gotten that one.
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:48 PM   #11
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Oh, and Sachmo, you can quit sending me your porn spam now...


But I want you to SEE the love that I have with your mom! Just talking about it doesn't do it justice!


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Old 08-27-2004, 12:56 PM   #12
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I got one today that said I could increase the size of my penis. I was like cool...I didn't realize they could do this and if I wasn't so large already this would be awesome.
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:22 PM   #13
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ChrstyCream sent me an email too! -- "Please visit my site"
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:27 PM   #14
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Hmmm...got one from Kristy Cream today. Interesting...
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