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08-31-2004, 08:35 AM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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OT: The Latest To Have Sex With His Wife
Okay... maybe not the latest to have sex with his wife, but I believe I'm the latest to have impregnated his wife.
 Gotta bunch of FOFC babies coming in the months ahead, and ours should be here around April 15th.
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08-31-2004, 08:38 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada
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woohoo, congrats!!!
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08-31-2004, 08:39 AM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Congrats, Cam!
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08-31-2004, 08:39 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: St. Paul, MN
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Congrats
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08-31-2004, 08:39 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Must have been a heck of a reunion when she moved to DC.
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08-31-2004, 08:40 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Congrats! I guess months away from each other did wonders for you two, huh?
On the topic of timing, we had open house at my daughter's school last night, and they have a chart with the birthday of every kid in her class, by month. And sure enough, August, September, October, and November birthdays totalled 11 of the 21 kids in her class - meaning conception was between November and February. Just like they say.
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08-31-2004, 08:42 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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If the baby is born on April 20th then you have to name it Cringer.  Better then the alternative, which is Adolf (my claim to fame, sharing my b-day with Hitler, isn't that lovely?) Congrats on the baby!
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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08-31-2004, 08:42 AM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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I'll skip the obvious joke about Cam not being the last to have sex with his wife, and just say: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! |
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08-31-2004, 08:44 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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April 15th, eh? Better file your taxes early this year....
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08-31-2004, 09:00 AM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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one could say that.
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I don't want the world. I just want your half. |
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08-31-2004, 09:02 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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Good job, mister!
Almost makes me want to have number five...almost...  |
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08-31-2004, 09:59 AM
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Poet in Residence
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Charleston, SC
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Congrats, Cam! *clapclapclap*
Now, if the normal shift from being like one's folks occurs, we could have the next Al Franken brewing as we speak! |
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08-31-2004, 10:02 AM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! |
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08-31-2004, 10:08 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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Congrats.
And thanks again for offering to help on my front. I'll never forget your "generosity" However, it won't be needed, six weeks (or so) and counting. |
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08-31-2004, 10:20 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: South Florida
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Congrats, Cam.
Think you got it done with one shot... ...or did it take multiple tries? Inquiring minds, and all that |
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08-31-2004, 10:23 AM
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Mascot
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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Congrats! Best of luck to you and your new little one!
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08-31-2004, 10:28 AM
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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Congrats!
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08-31-2004, 10:32 AM
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Strategy Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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so did you really skip the joke here? BTW, If the baby comes April 8th, you must call it cthomer5000 II
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08-31-2004, 10:32 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Pix pls, kthx.
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08-31-2004, 10:32 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Davis, CA
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Congrats, Cam!
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08-31-2004, 10:38 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Minneapolis
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Crap, you beat me to it...on both accounts. congrats anyway. rock on!
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08-31-2004, 10:40 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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Congrats.
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I failed Signature 101 class. Last edited by Hammer755 : 08-31-2004 at 10:41 AM. |
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08-31-2004, 10:40 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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If that baby comes out wearing patriotic undies...
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08-31-2004, 12:47 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Actually, the bigger question will be if the baby comes out and is capable of field stripping any firearm and proudly sports an NRA logo for a birthmark....
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08-31-2004, 01:20 PM
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! |
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08-31-2004, 01:35 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: La Mirada, CA
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CONGRATS!
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08-31-2004, 01:36 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: NC
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Congrats, Cam!
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"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball...and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time." -Jim Bouton |
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08-31-2004, 02:13 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burlington, VT USA
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I look forward to having yet another Red Sox fan born into the world.
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08-31-2004, 02:20 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Internets
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Congrats on the sex.
And I guess the baby thing is ok too.
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I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude |
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08-31-2004, 02:51 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lexington, KY
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You fulfilled your biological breeding capability! Woo!
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08-31-2004, 02:55 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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My son's b-day is April 16th, we were very happy to avoid sticking him with Tax Day for a birthday for the rest of his life.
So I like 4/16 or 4/13 (which is mine).
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08-31-2004, 04:20 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Los Angeles, California
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congrats!
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08-31-2004, 05:07 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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Bah! I don't like all this sex talk thats been afoot lately.
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08-31-2004, 05:12 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Good job!
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08-31-2004, 07:32 PM
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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Hey, thAT'S my birthday! Your kid can't have it! |
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08-31-2004, 07:40 PM
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Roster Filler
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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Let's see, when did she move to DC ???
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08-31-2004, 08:12 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Congrats Cam! Please give my best wishes to Mrs. Cam - as studly as you are, you didn't do this all yourself.
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08-31-2004, 08:56 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Congrats, Cammy...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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08-31-2004, 09:47 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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sure, lord it over us
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08-31-2004, 09:50 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Not true, MrsCam is a narcoleptic. In fact, he had to switch to button fly, because just the sound of his zipper would make her pass out. This created quite a danger as Cam likes to expose himself to truckers on driving trips.
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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08-31-2004, 09:53 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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that was my dad's birthday too. congrats Ham & Cam
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