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Old 09-01-2004, 11:06 AM   #1
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Sex At Work

14% seems awfully high. And it's looks like there's an office slut in every building. 19% men vs 8% women?


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HOUSTON (Wireless Flash) -- You might want to be careful where you sit at work because there is a fair chance one of your co-workers has had sex there.

According to a sex survey by the Adam & Eve sex toy company, 14 percent of Americans have done the nasty while on the job.

Men are more likely to have sex at the office -- 19 percent have knocked boots at work compared to only 8 percent of women.

In addition, many Americans say their job is a good place to find sex partners. About 33 percent of men have screwed around with a co-worker, compared to 18 percent of women.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:07 AM   #2
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Interesting. Your assumption is slutty women. An alternative explanation is gay men.

For the record, I had the same initial assumption.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:14 AM   #3
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14% seems awfully high.

You dare question the Adam & Eve Sex Toy Company poll!
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:15 AM   #4
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That does seem a bit high. Where are these women that'll have sex with a co-worker at work?

And I found this quote funny: "About 33 percent of men have screwed around with a co-worker, compared to 18 percent of women."
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:18 AM   #5
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You dare question the Adam & Eve Sex Toy Company poll!

I think it's 100% valid. Adam & Eve Sex Toy and Pornographic Video Company website browsers are not any more likely to be perverts than the general population.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:46 AM   #6
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12 years ago I had sex with a co-worker at work. She is now my wife of eleven years.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:52 AM   #7
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12 years ago I had sex with a co-worker at work. She is now my wife of eleven years.

Five years ago, my wife had sex with a co-worker at work. She is now my ex-wife of five years.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:53 AM   #8
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2 weeks ago I had sex at work. Ah, sweet Condi.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:54 AM   #9
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I think it's 100% valid. Adam & Eve Sex Toy and Pornographic Video Company website browsers are not any more likely to be perverts than the general population.
That's a good point. We should conduct a poll here.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:55 AM   #10
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Interesting. Your assumption is slutty women. An alternative explanation is gay men.

For the record, I had the same initial assumption.
That's funny, my initial assumption was more men having sex with their partners at the man's place of work, not the partner's. Combined with sex between co-workers, that could explain the discrepancy, no?

Also...is "screwing around" a scientific term?
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Old 09-01-2004, 12:17 PM   #11
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That's funny, my initial assumption was more men having sex with their partners at the man's place of work, not the partner's. Combined with sex between co-workers, that could explain the discrepancy, no?

I assumed it was men hiring hookers at work.
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Old 09-01-2004, 12:33 PM   #12
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Well if an ex-presidant can do it at work I guess anyone can.
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Old 09-01-2004, 12:43 PM   #13
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I would think 14% is way too low.

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Old 09-01-2004, 12:57 PM   #14
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I would think 14% is way too low.

We don't all work at brothels, GD.
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:00 PM   #15
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Also...is "screwing around" a scientific term?

That's what I thought also. It sticks out.
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:02 PM   #16
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We don't all work at brothels, GD.

If we ran a brothel I imagine church attendance would be up.
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:13 PM   #17
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If we ran a brothel I imagine church attendance would be up.

So, you work at a church, and you think 14% is too low?

I thought everyone agreed that the altar boys were off-limits from now on...
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:57 PM   #18
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Old 09-01-2004, 02:03 PM   #19
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Interesting......the girl I have been seeing keeps asking me to come visit her at work. Today I just happen to be doing just that.
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Old 09-01-2004, 02:04 PM   #20
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Slip her the Mickey
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Old 09-01-2004, 02:06 PM   #21
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I was seventeen and it was between my junior and senior year in high school. I worked as a mechanic in a bowling alley (in the back, behind the lanes) and she (18) worked in the snack bar...she brought me food...

This experience screwed me up for life because I actually started thinking that Penthouse Letters were real.
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Old 09-01-2004, 02:10 PM   #22
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Old 09-01-2004, 02:45 PM   #23
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Interesting......the girl I have been seeing keeps asking me to come visit her at work. Today I just happen to be doing just that.

Alot of gay men work with her?
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Old 09-01-2004, 03:03 PM   #24
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That's funny, my initial assumption was more men having sex with their partners at the man's place of work, not the partner's. Combined with sex between co-workers, that could explain the discrepancy, no?
Bingo. Keep in mind the quite large percentage of people who work in very small offices with very small staffs.
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Old 09-01-2004, 03:54 PM   #25
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Bingo. Keep in mind the quite large percentage of people who work in very small offices with very small staffs.

Not all of us have small staffs...
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