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Old 09-20-2004, 07:57 PM   #1
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.

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Old 09-20-2004, 08:02 PM   #2
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Because I have a hard time watching MNF without money on it, I took the over (despite it being quite high at 51).
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:05 PM   #3
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Do you think that Moss and Owens could somehow have a head-on collision on the field and get them both out of football forever? Special teams maybe?
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:06 PM   #4
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I'm going to post with reckless abandon here. I really hate the virtual huge screen thing that they place on the field when the teams first come out of the tunnels. It just looks cheesy and needless. I've always gotten pumped enough just hearing the MNF intro music, seeing the aerial views of the stadium, and seeing the players under the lights.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:07 PM   #5
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Do you think that Moss and Owens could somehow have a head-on collision on the field and get them both out of football forever? Special teams maybe?

I think an onsides kick situation where they are both on the 'hands' team is your only hope Bucc.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:15 PM   #6
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:18 PM   #7
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Why the hell was Elling brought back as a kickoff specialist?
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:19 PM   #8
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Why the hell was Elling brought back as a kickoff specialist?

To keep the other team from starting at their 40 on every posession?
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:21 PM   #9
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To keep the other team from starting at their 40 on every posession?

Not very effective when he can't kick past the 15 with consistency. I understand bringing someone in to do it, but Elling's never been very good at kicking off.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:21 PM   #10
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Westbrook looks like Barry Sanders out there!
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:22 PM   #11
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BRian Westbrook reminds John Madden of Walter Payton.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:27 PM   #12
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:40 PM   #13
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BRian Westbrook reminds John Madden of Walter Payton.

John Madden - one of the most annoying announcers around if not the MOST. Half the crap he says is just stupid.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:41 PM   #14
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I'm grateful for the fact that Madden clarified the difference between a reverse and an end-around. Almost all broadcasters call everything where a WR touches the ball a reverse.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:42 PM   #15
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Like Black-Eyed Peas would ask, Where Is the Defense?
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:43 PM   #16
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John Madden reminds me of a heavier Tim McCarver.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:43 PM   #17
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John Madden - one of the most annoying announcers around if not the MOST. Half the crap he says is just stupid.

well, he was actually comparing one specific move Westbrook made, and he was compltely correct with the comparison.

Madden is usually a little too 'boom! bam! turducken!,' but when he calms down for a minute and actually talks football he makes some oustanding observations and does a great job explaining plays/schemes/the game in general.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:45 PM   #18
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:46 PM   #19
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:46 PM   #20
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Like Black-Eyed Peas would ask, Where Is the Defense?

ABC asked the teams to go real light on defense tonight because of needed ratings.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:47 PM   #21
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Go for it you pussies. You just lost the game.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:48 PM   #22
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Go for it you pussies. You just lost the game.

I can see going for it, but there is no way they just lost the game by kicking the field goal.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:50 PM   #23
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I can see going for it, but there is no way they just lost the game by kicking the field goal.

Maybe a little brash, but come on - let's take a risk and send the right message.
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Old 09-20-2004, 08:51 PM   #24
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Go for it you pussies. You just lost the game.

Maybe they were thinking bad to Arizona.

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Maybe a little brash, but come on - let's take a risk and send the right message.

They lost 'sending the right message' last time.

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Old 09-20-2004, 08:59 PM   #25
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Well gosh, I hope all of Andy Reid's kids can get a good education.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:10 PM   #26
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Great play by Russell to get it before it went out.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:10 PM   #27
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And that's the 2nd time this year Smith has dropped a handoff this year.

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Old 09-20-2004, 09:22 PM   #28
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Let me preface this 4th down by saying - GO FOR IT YOU PUSSIES!
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:23 PM   #29
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:25 PM   #30
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Minnesota gets a great 4th down conversion and then Culpepper fumbles on the goalline.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:26 PM   #31
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nice work, Daunte.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:26 PM   #32
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Excuse me while I cry a river.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:26 PM   #33
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Just tuning in now... I must have missed a ton of memorable plays by Owens and Moss, right?
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:27 PM   #34
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good to see culpepper is still fumbling away games
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:28 PM   #35
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A backfield consisting of Culpepper and Ahman Green would be lethal..in a literal sense.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:32 PM   #36
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How can a guy who is 6-4, 264 lbs have such a big problem gripping a football?? The guy is larger than many linebackers, he handles the ball all the time, can throw it a mile, yet . . .
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:32 PM   #37
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A backfield consisting of Culpepper and Ahman Green would be lethal..in a literal sense.

I think Tiki Barber would be the first team RB there.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:33 PM   #38
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How can a guy who is 6-4, 264 lbs have such a big problem gripping a football?? The guy is larger than many linebackers, he handles the ball all the time, can throw it a mile, yet . . .
Supposedly he has pretty small hands for his size.

Edit: Please no comments concerning the size of his wang

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Old 09-20-2004, 09:35 PM   #39
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A backfield consisting of Culpepper and Ahman Green would be lethal..in a literal sense.

Alstott as FB?

edit: looks like I was beaten to the punch about Barber.

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Old 09-20-2004, 09:37 PM   #40
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Supposedly he has pretty small hands for his size.


I cant believe he can throw a tight spiral with small hands.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:42 PM   #41
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Gotta love Parlaying the under at this point! Go Eagles. I'm not a fan, just got some money on them.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:42 PM   #42
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I like Tice's comment during the halftime show about Hovan. "I don't think calling Chris out in front of the team is a good way to reach him."

Maybe not coach, but I'm sure calling him out on national TV will work just fine.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:46 PM   #43
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COOL! Alanis to kick off the second half...because when I think Alanis, I think football....
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:51 PM   #44
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interesting, I wasn't aware of this rule.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:52 PM   #45
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Me neither. Interesting rule. Wonder what was the reasoning for it.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:52 PM   #46
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:53 PM   #47
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That was funny as hell.

"However, the QB was an ine...in...snap..."
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:56 PM   #48
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Me neither. Interesting rule. Wonder what was the reasoning for it.

same here, I can't see why there would be a disctinction for shotgun vs. under center. It seems like either the QB should be a legal receiver, or he should not be.
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Old 09-20-2004, 09:56 PM   #49
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Old 09-20-2004, 10:05 PM   #50
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How much did the old guy falling play into that call? Didn't seem like the flag was thrown until there were like 4 or 5 guys around the guy on the ground.
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