The Orgasmatron

Blackadar · 11-10-2004, 06:05 PM

hxxp://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1

The first paragraph just cracked me up!

DeToxRox · 11-10-2004, 06:06 PM

Orgasmo. That's a funny freakin' movie.

Ben E Lou · 11-10-2004, 06:08 PM

No. The last paragraph on the first page:

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She said it was difficult to part with the orgasmatron when the study ended.

Biggest. Understatement. Ever.

Blackadar · 11-10-2004, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

No. The last paragraph on the first page:

Biggest. Understatement. Ever.

I wonder how her husband feels?

Ben E Lou · 11-10-2004, 06:12 PM

Ack!!!! I hadn't read the first paragraph on the second page when I posted the other:

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"When I gave it back, I came in the office and Dr. Meloy took the electrodes out of, you know, out of the back and it was like I was losing my best friend. It was very hard to give it back. It worked so well for me," she said.

sovereignstar · 11-10-2004, 06:14 PM

This thread could become a classic....

Desnudo · 11-10-2004, 06:17 PM

The man who gets his hands on one these will be king.

sovereignstar · 11-10-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

The man who gets his hands on one of these will be the equal of sovereignstar.

Fixed.

Desnudo · 11-10-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Fixed.

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

The man who gets his hands on one of these will finally give sovereignstar's girlfriend an orgasm.

Typo in there.

Desnudo · 11-10-2004, 06:26 PM

"If approved for this use, the orgasmatron device and implantation could cost up to $17,000, but Meloy says he believes some women would be happy to pay that amount to have the orgasmatron permanently embedded in their lower backs. He says the device could be implanted on an outpatient basis."

This is like something out of a futuristic or Woody Allen movie.

Blackadar · 11-10-2004, 06:26 PM

sovereignstar · 11-10-2004, 06:27 PM

Hey now! My first time ever I gave a girl an orgasm and it was pretty obvious. What I'm failing to mention though is that she probably could have gotten off to Janet Reno.

Blackadar · 11-10-2004, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Hey now! My first time ever I gave a girl an orgasm and it was pretty obvious. What I'm failing to mention though is that she probably could have gotten off to Janet Reno.

Thanks. You just fucked up this thread.

Franklinnoble · 11-10-2004, 06:35 PM

That thing costs $17,000.

For that kind of money, I could get the job done a LOT cheaper.

Blackadar · 11-10-2004, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

That thing costs $17,000.

For that kind of money, I could get the job done a LOT cheaper.

Yea, for you, it's just a jar of Vaseline.

and 30 seconds.

Desnudo · 11-10-2004, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

That thing costs $17,000.

For that kind of money, I could get the job done a LOT cheaper.

Just wait until the pirate Chinese copies flood the market.

Glengoyne · 11-10-2004, 06:42 PM

This is my favorite part.

"When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC News' Good Morning America. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'you're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!' "

Franklinnoble · 11-10-2004, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

Yea, for you, it's just a jar of Vaseline.

and 30 seconds.

Given $17,000, I think I might spring for the KY Warming Liquid.

GrantDawg · 11-10-2004, 08:47 PM

I saw this on GMA and thought "is this appropriate for 8 o'clock in the morning?" Of course my wife has the exact opposite "problem."

Suicane75 · 11-10-2004, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

I saw this on GMA and thought "is this appropriate for 8 o'clock in the morning?" Of course my wife has the exact opposite "problem."

Yet if Howard Stern said tit he'd be fined a million dollars.

Hell, at this point you could shove a tree branch up a naked womans ass on Oprah as long as she claimed it was a new Chinese medical procedure to cleanse the colon.

Not trying to threadjack, just thinking out loud.

CamEdwards · 11-10-2004, 09:51 PM

$17,000 for an orgasm?

It's times like these that I am so glad I'm a man.

DeToxRox · 11-10-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

$17,000 for an orgasm?

It's times like these that I am so glad I'm a man.

yeah, cam only needs to pay 50 bucks in the right part of town

CamEdwards · 11-10-2004, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

yeah, cam only needs to pay 50 bucks in the right part of town

actually it's $75, but that's for a midget.

DeToxRox · 11-10-2004, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

actually it's $75, but that's for a midget.

shouldn't that be half off then?

Coffee Warlord · 11-10-2004, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

shouldn't that be half off then?

Obviously you've never had a midget.

DeToxRox · 11-10-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Obviously you've never had a midget.

I have, however, viewed midget porn.

sterlingice · 11-10-2004, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

I have, however, viewed midget porn.

So does it cost half as much, twice as much, or the same as regular porn?

SI

sterlingice · 11-10-2004, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Yet if Howard Stern said tit he'd be fined a million dollars.

Hell, at this point you could shove a tree branch up a naked womans ass on Oprah as long as she claimed it was a new Chinese medical procedure to cleanse the colon.

Not trying to threadjack, just thinking out loud.

Lemme guess, you're working on naked tree colonoscopys right now just so you can get it on Oprah?

SI

Ironhead · 11-10-2004, 11:02 PM

Shoudn't there be a Ladies Man reference in this thread?

DeToxRox · 11-10-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

So does it cost half as much, twice as much, or the same as regular porn?

SI

it basically took me half as long to get off. the video was short on footage.

Ksyrup · 11-11-2004, 07:14 AM

Looks a little different than Motorhead envisioned it back in 1986:

DeToxRox · 11-11-2004, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Looks a little different than Motorhead envisioned it back in 1986:

the only drug i need is the ace of spades

Blackadar · 11-11-2004, 02:16 PM

I looked...

I could have chosen the "Democratic Conspiracy Nuts" thread.

Or come back to the Orgasmatron thread.

Some choices are easy.

Desnudo · 11-11-2004, 02:21 PM

Some fool started a thread about being able to see a movie on tv too.

Blackadar · 11-11-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Some fool started a thread about being able to see a movie on tv too.

There's no accounting for some peoples' tastes.

rkmsuf · 11-11-2004, 02:29 PM

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If approved for this use, the orgasmatron device and implantation could cost up to $17,000, but Meloy says he believes some women would be happy to pay that amount to have the orgasmatron permanently embedded in their lower backs. He says the device could be implanted on an outpatient basis.

Heck, charge 100,000...go public, sign me up for some stock.

11-10-2004, 06:26 PM	#11
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	LMAO

11-10-2004, 09:51 PM	#21
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	$17,000 for an orgasm? It's times like these that I am so glad I'm a man. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

11-11-2004, 07:14 AM	#31
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Looks a little different than Motorhead envisioned it back in 1986: __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-10-2004, 06:06 PM	#2
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Orgasmo. That's a funny freakin' movie.

11-10-2004, 06:14 PM	#6
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	This thread could become a classic....

11-10-2004, 06:17 PM	#7
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	The man who gets his hands on one these will be king.

11-10-2004, 06:27 PM	#12
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Hey now! My first time ever I gave a girl an orgasm and it was pretty obvious. What I'm failing to mention though is that she probably could have gotten off to Janet Reno.

11-10-2004, 06:35 PM	#14
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	That thing costs $17,000. For that kind of money, I could get the job done a LOT cheaper.

11-10-2004, 06:42 PM	#17
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	This is my favorite part. "When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC News' Good Morning America. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'you're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!' "

11-10-2004, 08:47 PM	#19
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	I saw this on GMA and thought "is this appropriate for 8 o'clock in the morning?" Of course my wife has the exact opposite "problem."

11-10-2004, 11:02 PM	#29
Ironhead College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: New Jersey	Shoudn't there be a Ladies Man reference in this thread?

11-11-2004, 02:16 PM	#33
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	I looked... I could have chosen the "Democratic Conspiracy Nuts" thread. Or come back to the Orgasmatron thread. Some choices are easy.

11-11-2004, 02:21 PM	#34
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Some fool started a thread about being able to see a movie on tv too.

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