I always feel like...somebody's watching me!

Bubba Wheels · 12-07-2004, 01:24 PM

"Ya gotta go...Ya gotta go!" Godfather Ihttp://www.local6.com/news/3976524/detail.html

QuikSand · 12-07-2004, 01:25 PM

That's good television right there.

rkmsuf · 12-07-2004, 01:26 PM

Is this anything like "mopery" - exposing yourself to a blind man?

CleBrownsfan · 12-07-2004, 01:28 PM

Guilty - I've done this before - in college when I was a dumb ass

rkmsuf · 12-07-2004, 01:30 PM

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Guilty - I've done this before - in college when I was a dumb ass

repeatedly in the same elevator?

duckman · 12-07-2004, 01:49 PM

I'm jealous that he can piss in an elevator. I have a hard enough time pissing in a public restroom.

JeeberD · 12-07-2004, 01:53 PM

I don't understand why some people can't pee in public restrooms? What's the big deal?

bbor · 12-07-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I don't understand why some people can't pee in public restrooms? What's the big deal?

Stage fright.

duckman · 12-07-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I don't understand why some people can't pee in public restrooms? What's the big deal?

I'm what you call a "timid" pisser.

rkmsuf · 12-07-2004, 02:00 PM

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I'm what you call a "timid" pisser.

You've always been a stall man?

duckman · 12-07-2004, 02:01 PM

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You've always been a stall man?

Only when I'm sober!

Pumpy Tudors · 12-07-2004, 02:37 PM

I was an intern at the local NBC affiliate a few years ago, and the producers always amazed me with their choices for stories. A deputy pissing in an elevator is news? Maybe. Do they really need to show the surveillance images? Unlikely.

During my intern days, we had the opportunity to show separate stories of a woman practicing stripping in her garage (complete with video) and a two-headed snake. Did either of those stories get on the air? Nooooo. We got the parade of head coach candidates that the Saints were bringing in.

At least I got to see the garage stripping.

Desnudo · 12-07-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I don't understand why some people can't pee in public restrooms? What's the big deal?

The only ones I have a problem with are the huge ones shaped like a toilet bowl that stick ten feet out from the wall and make you feel like you're standing in the middle of the room. Definitely not designed by a hetero male. Give me a privacy screen and the sports page on the wall please, thanks.

Swaggs · 12-07-2004, 02:59 PM

I like his punishment. Suspended for 40 hours for the one, fired for the other. Was the suspension necessary?

And he is appealing it.

sabotai · 12-07-2004, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I was an intern at the local NBC affiliate a few years ago, and the producers always amazed me with their choices for stories. A deputy pissing in an elevator is news? Maybe. Do they really need to show the surveillance images? Unlikely.

During my intern days, we had the opportunity to show separate stories of a woman practicing stripping in her garage (complete with video) and a two-headed snake. Did either of those stories get on the air? Nooooo. We got the parade of head coach candidates that the Saints were bringing in.

At least I got to see the garage stripping.

A two-headed snake is the most awesomest thing in the world!!!

SplitPersonality1 · 12-07-2004, 03:45 PM

a woman stripping in her garage with a two-headed snake is the most awesomest thing in the world!!!

TargetPractice6 · 12-07-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

The only ones I have a problem with are the huge ones shaped like a toilet bowl that stick ten feet out from the wall and make you feel like you're standing in the middle of the room. Definitely not designed by a hetero male. Give me a privacy screen and the sports page on the wall please, thanks.

What about the trough-like ones?

GrantDawg · 12-07-2004, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CleBrownsfan

Guilty - I've done this before - in college when I was a dumb ass

Yeah, I did it once in college too. But I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing...oh, wait. Peeing in an elevator? No, I've never done that.

Desnudo · 12-07-2004, 05:37 PM

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What about the trough-like ones?

Those I usually don't mind, except the old ones they used to have in Fenway Park. They were always jam packed so you'd have to squeeze between two other guys. There really should never be physical contact with another man, never mind two, while you urinate.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-07-2004, 06:35 PM

It's a shame that I worked in the sports department of that TV station, because if I would've worked in the news department, I would've secretly grabbed the tapes of the amateur stripper and the two-headed snake. Then I would've edited them into a single story and gotten it onto the air. It would've been the end of my internship, but it would've made a great story for me to tell.

Damn sports.

12-07-2004, 01:26 PM	#3
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12-07-2004, 02:37 PM	#12
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I was an intern at the local NBC affiliate a few years ago, and the producers always amazed me with their choices for stories. A deputy pissing in an elevator is news? Maybe. Do they really need to show the surveillance images? Unlikely. During my intern days, we had the opportunity to show separate stories of a woman practicing stripping in her garage (complete with video) and a two-headed snake. Did either of those stories get on the air? Nooooo. We got the parade of head coach candidates that the Saints were bringing in. At least I got to see the garage stripping. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-07-2004, 02:59 PM	#14
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I like his punishment. Suspended for 40 hours for the one, fired for the other. Was the suspension necessary? And he is appealing it. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

12-07-2004, 01:25 PM	#2
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	That's good television right there.

12-07-2004, 03:45 PM	#16
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	a woman stripping in her garage with a two-headed snake is the most awesomest thing in the world!!!

12-07-2004, 06:35 PM	#20
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	It's a shame that I worked in the sports department of that TV station, because if I would've worked in the news department, I would've secretly grabbed the tapes of the amateur stripper and the two-headed snake. Then I would've edited them into a single story and gotten it onto the air. It would've been the end of my internship, but it would've made a great story for me to tell. Damn sports. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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