i **** your momma

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:18 AM

nm.

i piss on her face. i'm not drunk. yo momma.

Thread title edited by SkyDog. 3 days in the drunk tank issued.

Suicane75 · 12-08-2004, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

nm.

i piss on her face. i'm not drunk. yo momma.

Can I call you daddy?

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:20 AM

i love suicane. i piss on your face. i love to drink.

JeeberD · 12-08-2004, 12:22 AM

I haven't had a good drunken posting spree in a long, long time. I should do it again some time soon...

Suicane75 · 12-08-2004, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i love suicane. i piss on your face. i love to drink.

You said you hated me last week, make up your mind. I'm too sensitive to be jerked around like this.

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:23 AM

why did my job have our cjristmas party tonite? it makes not sense. i;m drunk.

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:24 AM

"All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle of the road. And he said: "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads. Just so happened to be The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:25 AM

jeeber d fucks babies in te ass.

don't do tjat jeeber.

Suicane75 · 12-08-2004, 12:26 AM

So does he get a simple ban or the death penalty?

pooryorick · 12-08-2004, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

nm.

i piss on her face. i'm not drunk. yo momma.

Lock this thread and ban this man immediately. I am a longtime member of this board with posts nearing, if not exceeding, double digits. He fucked my momma. I demand satisfaction.
(as did she, I'm sure)

Also, this reeks of an attention starved loser pretending to be drunk, in order to get attention.

But what do I know?

sterlingice · 12-08-2004, 12:28 AM

I think a nice, sobering ban. Death penalty is probably a bit steep.

SI

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:28 AM

i put it in skydofs' ass. i fuck his panties.

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:28 AM

hahahahahahahahhaa

JeeberD · 12-08-2004, 12:28 AM

I'm thinking maybe just a couple of days in the box.

Suicane75 · 12-08-2004, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I'm thinking maybe just a couple of days in the box.

Give him another 5-10 posts and get back to me.

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

hahahahahahahahhaa

hahhahahhahahahahaa. i love it. i'm not drunk.

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I'm thinking maybe just a couple of days in the box.

i love to put it in tje box. he he he.

Buzzbee · 12-08-2004, 12:33 AM

Dean Houston only slapped kids in the ass when he was drunk.

pooryorick · 12-08-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

hahhahahhahahahahaa. i love it. i'm not drunk.

Hey, go post in the WSUCougar Holiday Essay Contest thread. If any thread deserves to have its momma fucked, or its ass pissed in, it's that one.

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I think a nice, sobering ban. Death penalty is probably a bit steep.

SI

i'm unbannable. i ;ove sterlingice. i put it in his box.

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:37 AM

i ate a bagel with creamcheese.

"time...it's on your side"
-Coldplay

DanGarion · 12-08-2004, 12:38 AM

wow you are great at copy and paste.

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:38 AM

i'm going to sleep. got to work tomorrow. i love suicane. i love her.

and sterlingice.

and jeeber d.

VPI97 · 12-08-2004, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pooryorick

Hey, go post in the WSUCougar Holiday Essay Contest thread. If any thread deserves to have its momma fucked, or its ass pissed in, it's that one.

QOTM?

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:39 AM

this is the greatest nite of my life.

Anthony · 12-08-2004, 12:40 AM

i love VPI. i piss in her face/

VPI97 · 12-08-2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i love VPI. i piss in her face/

I feel so honored.

DaddyTorgo · 12-08-2004, 12:51 AM

wow. FOFC classic HA. Hey ya know, this gives me an idea for a dynasty...a drunken-dynasty, football optional, basically where I will just record what happens as I'm totally trashed.

stevew · 12-08-2004, 12:52 AM

Did you break her arm before you fucked her in the ass?

sterlingice · 12-08-2004, 12:55 AM

For some reason, I just can't shake this image of Otis the Drunk needing a night to sober up.

SI

Swaggs · 12-08-2004, 01:01 AM

HA is exempt from bannings.

Swaggs · 12-08-2004, 01:24 AM

Holy crap... I can't have been the one to threadkill this one.

korme · 12-08-2004, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

jeeber d fucks babies in te ass.

don't do tjat jeeber.

qotm! qotm!

sovereignstar · 12-08-2004, 01:41 AM

Post another pic of Seth Dwight, loser.

Suicane75 · 12-08-2004, 02:08 AM

I love Sovstar, i piss in teh ass of him too.

Sun Tzu · 12-08-2004, 03:47 AM

Boy am I glad I clicked on my "FOFC" bookmark just now.

Looks like HA had a little bit too much wowie sauce.

...classic

Honolulu_Blue · 12-08-2004, 03:58 AM

Is there anyway we can change that "In The Penalty Box" thing under HA's name to "In The Drunk Tank"? Can't this be done?

panerd · 12-08-2004, 06:01 AM

Does one really "slur" their words when typing? I don't know the answer to this because I have never really been one to drink and type. The only interest I have in computers when I am drunk is porn, not this place.

Ben E Lou · 12-08-2004, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Is there anyway we can change that "In The Penalty Box" thing under HA's name to "In The Drunk Tank"? Can't this be done?

Your wish is my command.

korme · 12-08-2004, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panerd

Does one really "slur" their words when typing? I don't know the answer to this because I have never really been one to drink and type. The only interest I have in computers when I am drunk is porn, not this place.

typos become more commonplace and your chance of caring about your spelling goes out the window

sterlingice · 12-08-2004, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Your wish is my command.

Anyone want to photoshop Skydog's head onto a picture of Andy Griffith as Sheriff Andy Taylor?

SI

gottimd · 12-08-2004, 06:42 AM

Can someone get drunk during the day to entertain us with their random comments on the board? Come on, Hook the day crowd up!

Poli · 12-08-2004, 06:46 AM

He loves you, SI.

Honolulu_Blue · 12-08-2004, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Your wish is my command.

Thanks!

Dark Jedis rule!

John Galt · 12-08-2004, 08:10 AM

What a wondeful way to begin a morning at work. Thanks HA. This was a fantastic thread.

sachmo71 · 12-08-2004, 08:19 AM

Can't hold his liquor...what a surprise.

WSUCougar · 12-08-2004, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71

Can't hold his liquor...what a surprise.

He's the king of...er, um, no, I forgot, that was something else.

rkmsuf · 12-08-2004, 08:49 AM

this all could have been avoided had he a sock and some ants handy.

cthomer5000 · 12-08-2004, 09:35 AM

So was the thread title actually present tense? This is an on-going affair?

JeeberD · 12-08-2004, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

Can someone get drunk during the day to entertain us with their random comments on the board? Come on, Hook the day crowd up!

Hmmm, I only have two beers in the fridge. How about you buy me a case of Shiner or a bottle of vodka, and I'll provide you with entertainment this afternoon...

12-08-2004, 12:22 AM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I haven't had a good drunken posting spree in a long, long time. I should do it again some time soon... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-08-2004, 12:28 AM	#11
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I think a nice, sobering ban. Death penalty is probably a bit steep. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

12-08-2004, 12:28 AM	#14
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I'm thinking maybe just a couple of days in the box. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-08-2004, 12:33 AM	#18
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Dean Houston only slapped kids in the ass when he was drunk. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

12-08-2004, 12:38 AM	#22
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	wow you are great at copy and paste. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-08-2004, 12:20 AM	#3
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i love suicane. i piss on your face. i love to drink.

12-08-2004, 12:23 AM	#6
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	why did my job have our cjristmas party tonite? it makes not sense. i;m drunk.

12-08-2004, 12:24 AM	#7
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	"All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle of the road. And he said: "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay." And we played the first thing that came to our heads. Just so happened to be The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

12-08-2004, 12:25 AM	#8
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	jeeber d fucks babies in te ass. don't do tjat jeeber.

12-08-2004, 12:26 AM	#9
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	So does he get a simple ban or the death penalty?

12-08-2004, 12:37 AM	#21
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i ate a bagel with creamcheese. "time...it's on your side" -Coldplay

12-08-2004, 12:39 AM	#25
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	this is the greatest nite of my life.

12-08-2004, 12:40 AM	#26
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i love VPI. i piss in her face/

12-08-2004, 12:51 AM	#28
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	wow. FOFC classic HA. Hey ya know, this gives me an idea for a dynasty...a drunken-dynasty, football optional, basically where I will just record what happens as I'm totally trashed.

12-08-2004, 12:52 AM	#29
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Did you break her arm before you fucked her in the ass?

12-08-2004, 12:55 AM	#30
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	For some reason, I just can't shake this image of Otis the Drunk needing a night to sober up. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 12-08-2004 at 01:05 AM.

12-08-2004, 01:01 AM	#31
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	HA is exempt from bannings. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

12-08-2004, 01:24 AM	#32
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Holy crap... I can't have been the one to threadkill this one. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

12-08-2004, 01:41 AM	#34
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Post another pic of Seth Dwight, loser.

12-08-2004, 02:08 AM	#35
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I love Sovstar, i piss in teh ass of him too.

12-08-2004, 03:47 AM	#36
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Boy am I glad I clicked on my "FOFC" bookmark just now. Looks like HA had a little bit too much wowie sauce. ...classic __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

12-08-2004, 03:58 AM	#37
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	Is there anyway we can change that "In The Penalty Box" thing under HA's name to "In The Drunk Tank"? Can't this be done? __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

12-08-2004, 06:01 AM	#38
panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	Does one really "slur" their words when typing? I don't know the answer to this because I have never really been one to drink and type. The only interest I have in computers when I am drunk is porn, not this place.

12-08-2004, 06:42 AM	#42
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Can someone get drunk during the day to entertain us with their random comments on the board? Come on, Hook the day crowd up! __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

12-08-2004, 06:46 AM	#43
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	He loves you, SI. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

12-08-2004, 08:10 AM	#45
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	What a wondeful way to begin a morning at work. Thanks HA. This was a fantastic thread. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

12-08-2004, 08:19 AM	#46
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Can't hold his liquor...what a surprise.

12-08-2004, 08:49 AM	#48
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	this all could have been avoided had he a sock and some ants handy. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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