Favorite Sex Euphemism?

DeToxRox · 12-18-2004, 07:06 PM

Inspired by Balldogs thread ..

I like to say "i jumped her bones". It sounds kinda' medieval.

Well?

korme · 12-18-2004, 07:07 PM

i like to lay the pipes

AnalBumCover · 12-18-2004, 07:08 PM

"Bumpin' uglies" always gives me a chuckle.

Easy Mac · 12-18-2004, 07:18 PM

I gave her the ol' Shorty in the AnalBumCover while playing with her Maple Leafs.

Maple Leafs · 12-18-2004, 07:22 PM

I gave her the ol' Shorty in the AnalBumCover.

Edit: Damn you, out of order threads. Now I just look unoriginal and pathetic. Er, even moreso.

korme · 12-23-2004, 03:48 AM

how did this thread never take off?

I put some sour cream in that burrito.

Suicane75 · 12-23-2004, 03:51 AM

Time to make a hot dog and tuna fish sandwich.

Balldog · 12-23-2004, 06:17 AM

Wow, I have inspired someone!

"Throw the meat to her."

PilotMan · 12-23-2004, 07:41 AM

"Split her in two."

gottimd · 12-23-2004, 08:16 AM

Takin the Skin Boat to Tuna Town

CraigSca · 12-23-2004, 08:21 AM

"Shared a meatball sandwich"

Blackadar · 12-23-2004, 08:34 AM

Riding the Wild Baloney Pony!

Draft Dodger · 12-23-2004, 08:48 AM

least favorite is "hot beef injection"

Draft Dodger · 12-23-2004, 08:49 AM

favorite has always been the simple "hump"

Raiders Army · 12-23-2004, 10:04 AM

I always liked the "Dirty Sanchez"

Noop · 12-23-2004, 11:24 AM

Slanged that pipe.
Gave her the business. Now if a girl says you have gave her the business no matter what you will not always have a fuck buddy especially since she considers your pipe laying to be top notch.

Surtt · 12-23-2004, 11:32 AM

Boink

bbor · 12-23-2004, 11:56 AM

Go for a jump

Fonzie · 12-23-2004, 12:23 PM

I've never been a big fan of any euphemism, but "layin' the wood to her" appeals to the baseball fan in me.

Raven Hawk · 12-23-2004, 12:51 PM

I've always been partial to "Playing Hide-the-Sausage"

Julio Riddols · 12-23-2004, 01:31 PM

I either call it "slappin' ass and callin' names"

Or if she is in a more demure mood, I call it "digging in the garden of eden"

Then there is the football inspired "goin' deep for sex"

Or if i just got off of work, I call it "165 pound/ft impact test"

There are a bunch of others, but who really gives a shit what else I call it..

I guess I don't have a favorite though. I like to mix it up.

duckman · 12-24-2004, 12:15 PM

"plowing the field"

Tekneek · 12-24-2004, 12:26 PM

I'm surprised nobody said "knockin' boots." I've heard that one a million times.

Raven Hawk · 12-24-2004, 05:56 PM

"Bumpin' uglies?"

damnMikeBrown · 12-24-2004, 06:25 PM

for the self satisfying sex. . . "Punchin' the Clown"

12-18-2004, 07:07 PM	#2
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	i like to lay the pipes Last edited by korme : 12-18-2004 at 07:08 PM.

12-18-2004, 07:08 PM	#3
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	"Bumpin' uglies" always gives me a chuckle. __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

12-18-2004, 07:22 PM	#5
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	I gave her the ol' Shorty in the AnalBumCover. Edit: Damn you, out of order threads. Now I just look unoriginal and pathetic. Er, even moreso. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis Last edited by Maple Leafs : 12-18-2004 at 07:36 PM.

12-23-2004, 07:41 AM	#9
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	"Split her in two." __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops.

12-23-2004, 08:16 AM	#10
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Takin the Skin Boat to Tuna Town __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

12-18-2004, 07:18 PM	#4
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I gave her the ol' Shorty in the AnalBumCover while playing with her Maple Leafs.

12-23-2004, 03:48 AM	#6
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	how did this thread never take off? I put some sour cream in that burrito.

12-23-2004, 03:51 AM	#7
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Time to make a hot dog and tuna fish sandwich.

12-23-2004, 06:17 AM	#8
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Wow, I have inspired someone! "Throw the meat to her."

12-23-2004, 08:21 AM	#11
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	"Shared a meatball sandwich" __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

12-23-2004, 08:34 AM	#12
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Riding the Wild Baloney Pony!

12-23-2004, 08:48 AM	#13
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	least favorite is "hot beef injection" __________________ Mile High Hockey

12-23-2004, 08:49 AM	#14
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	favorite has always been the simple "hump" __________________ Mile High Hockey

12-23-2004, 10:04 AM	#15
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I always liked the "Dirty Sanchez"

12-23-2004, 11:24 AM	#16
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Slanged that pipe. Gave her the business. Now if a girl says you have gave her the business no matter what you will not always have a fuck buddy especially since she considers your pipe laying to be top notch. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

12-23-2004, 11:32 AM	#17
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Boink

12-23-2004, 11:56 AM	#18
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Go for a jump __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

12-23-2004, 12:23 PM	#19
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	I've never been a big fan of any euphemism, but "layin' the wood to her" appeals to the baseball fan in me.

12-23-2004, 12:51 PM	#20
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	I've always been partial to "Playing Hide-the-Sausage" __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

12-23-2004, 01:31 PM	#21
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I either call it "slappin' ass and callin' names" Or if she is in a more demure mood, I call it "digging in the garden of eden" Then there is the football inspired "goin' deep for sex" Or if i just got off of work, I call it "165 pound/ft impact test" There are a bunch of others, but who really gives a shit what else I call it.. I guess I don't have a favorite though. I like to mix it up. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

12-24-2004, 12:26 PM	#23
Tekneek Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: USA	I'm surprised nobody said "knockin' boots." I've heard that one a million times.

12-24-2004, 05:56 PM	#24
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	"Bumpin' uglies?" __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

12-24-2004, 06:25 PM	#25
damnMikeBrown College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cincinnati, OH	for the self satisfying sex. . . "Punchin' the Clown"

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