Finding a tree to go punch

stevew · 01-23-2005, 06:46 PM

Fruck

SackAttack · 01-23-2005, 06:51 PM

I hear SirFozzie knows a few good ones. You might PM him?

Ragone · 01-23-2005, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SackAttack

I hear SirFozzie knows a few good ones. You might PM him?

Ouch, Low blow

terpkristin · 01-23-2005, 06:53 PM

Ok so I assume you're a Pittsburgh fan, but I must warn you: punching hard things that don't give is a bad idea.

I punched a brick wall on 10/28/2002. The sickening crunch my hand made, along with the rapid swelling and the inability to lift my pinky finger all suggested to me I'd broken my hand. Sure enough, I had. 8 weeks in a cast later, my hand still hurt. After physical therapy proved to be useless, my hand doctor recommended surgery since I'd angulated my 5th metacarpal by about 75 degrees (i.e. the top "knuckle" portion of my pinkie at the base of my hand was sticking in towards my palm by about 75 degrees."

Jan. 29 2003 was the surgery that revealed not only had it been angulated, it'd been twisted. Needless to say, that answered the question of why it wouldn't heal and kept hurting, but um. I've learned my lesson. And still have one of the pins that was in my hand.

Moral: don't punch things that don't give.
~tk

Joe · 01-23-2005, 06:56 PM

well that was dumb

SnowMan · 01-23-2005, 06:59 PM

What if he punches a rubber tree?

terpkristin · 01-23-2005, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush

well that was dumb

I just love that GWB is telling me what was dumb.

Sorry, had to say that.

Yes, it was dumb. Dumb dumb dumb. I should have hit the professor that pissed me off instead. Or my Homer Simpson "Bop Bag."

~tk

SirFozzie · 01-23-2005, 07:02 PM

I don't believe it. what a half.. you guys can come back, tho Steve.. you're 16-1 for a reason. I won't believe it until the game's over.

SirFozzie · 01-23-2005, 07:04 PM

and just think of it this way Steve. When I did what I did, what I still think is the STUPIDEST thing in my life, that was the low point followed by what has happened up here. It could be the same thing for you guys down there.

Joe · 01-23-2005, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

I just love that GWB is telling me what was dumb.

Sorry, had to say that.

Yes, it was dumb. Dumb dumb dumb. I should have hit the professor that pissed me off instead. Or my Homer Simpson "Bop Bag."

~tk

hey, when GWB says its dumb, you really know its dumb.

TargetPractice6 · 01-23-2005, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

and just think of it this way Steve. When I did what I did, what I still think is the STUPIDEST thing in my life, that was the low point followed by what has happened up here. It could be the same thing for you guys down there.

Eh? What happened?

SirFozzie · 01-23-2005, 07:39 PM

Game 7, 2003 ALCS. Aaron Boone homer.

Foz storms out of the house (not only scaring my family, but some folks here).. goes driving for a while, and disappears into the woods, and unleash all the frustration and anger on a tree.. not quite punches it, more like trying to destroy it with my bare hands.

My hands looked pretty much like hamburger for a week afterwords.

I learned the difference between being a fanatic, and being a fan.

Joe · 01-23-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Game 7, 2003 ALCS. Aaron Boone homer.

Foz storms out of the house (not only scaring my family, but some folks here).. goes driving for a while, and disappears into the woods, and unleash all the frustration and anger on a tree.. not quite punches it, more like trying to destroy it with my bare hands.

My hands looked pretty much like hamburger for a week afterwords.

I learned the difference between being a fanatic, and being a fan.

I wish bill simmons would do that.

Noop · 01-23-2005, 07:52 PM

Fozzie you need help. If you want to punch something I suggest you punch your dick. One blow should make you stop but often two is needed to forget about what made you punch your dick in the first place,

Pumpy Tudors · 01-24-2005, 12:07 AM

oh my

Chief Rum · 01-24-2005, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Or my Homer Simpson "Bop Bag."

There exists such a thing as a Homer Simpson "Bop Bag" and I don't have one?!?

Qwikshot · 01-24-2005, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Ok so I assume you're a Pittsburgh fan, but I must warn you: punching hard things that don't give is a bad idea.

I punched a brick wall on 10/28/2002. The sickening crunch my hand made, along with the rapid swelling and the inability to lift my pinky finger all suggested to me I'd broken my hand. Sure enough, I had. 8 weeks in a cast later, my hand still hurt. After physical therapy proved to be useless, my hand doctor recommended surgery since I'd angulated my 5th metacarpal by about 75 degrees (i.e. the top "knuckle" portion of my pinkie at the base of my hand was sticking in towards my palm by about 75 degrees."

Jan. 29 2003 was the surgery that revealed not only had it been angulated, it'd been twisted. Needless to say, that answered the question of why it wouldn't heal and kept hurting, but um. I've learned my lesson. And still have one of the pins that was in my hand.

Moral: don't punch things that don't give.
~tk

I couldn't see you pulling a Randy Johnson...I'm impressed.

Ragone · 01-24-2005, 12:27 AM

Gus frerotte says : Don't head butt things that don't give

Glengoyne · 01-24-2005, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Fozzie you need help. If you want to punch something I suggest you punch your dick. ...

I thought he wanted to hit something hard?

Suicane75 · 01-24-2005, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Ok so I assume you're a Pittsburgh fan, but I must warn you: punching hard things that don't give is a bad idea.

I punched a brick wall on 10/28/2002. The sickening crunch my hand made, along with the rapid swelling and the inability to lift my pinky finger all suggested to me I'd broken my hand. Sure enough, I had. 8 weeks in a cast later, my hand still hurt. After physical therapy proved to be useless, my hand doctor recommended surgery since I'd angulated my 5th metacarpal by about 75 degrees (i.e. the top "knuckle" portion of my pinkie at the base of my hand was sticking in towards my palm by about 75 degrees."

Jan. 29 2003 was the surgery that revealed not only had it been angulated, it'd been twisted. Needless to say, that answered the question of why it wouldn't heal and kept hurting, but um. I've learned my lesson. And still have one of the pins that was in my hand.

Moral: don't punch things that don't give.
~tk

You are like the Bionic Woman...............yes.

JeeberD · 01-24-2005, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TargetPractice6

Eh? What happened?

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ad.php?t=15152

(Twas scary at the time, though)

01-23-2005, 06:53 PM	#4
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Ok so I assume you're a Pittsburgh fan, but I must warn you: punching hard things that don't give is a bad idea. I punched a brick wall on 10/28/2002. The sickening crunch my hand made, along with the rapid swelling and the inability to lift my pinky finger all suggested to me I'd broken my hand. Sure enough, I had. 8 weeks in a cast later, my hand still hurt. After physical therapy proved to be useless, my hand doctor recommended surgery since I'd angulated my 5th metacarpal by about 75 degrees (i.e. the top "knuckle" portion of my pinkie at the base of my hand was sticking in towards my palm by about 75 degrees." Jan. 29 2003 was the surgery that revealed not only had it been angulated, it'd been twisted. Needless to say, that answered the question of why it wouldn't heal and kept hurting, but um. I've learned my lesson. And still have one of the pins that was in my hand. Moral: don't punch things that don't give. ~tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

01-23-2005, 07:02 PM	#8
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	I don't believe it. what a half.. you guys can come back, tho Steve.. you're 16-1 for a reason. I won't believe it until the game's over. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

01-23-2005, 07:04 PM	#9
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	and just think of it this way Steve. When I did what I did, what I still think is the STUPIDEST thing in my life, that was the low point followed by what has happened up here. It could be the same thing for you guys down there. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

01-23-2005, 07:39 PM	#12
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Game 7, 2003 ALCS. Aaron Boone homer. Foz storms out of the house (not only scaring my family, but some folks here).. goes driving for a while, and disappears into the woods, and unleash all the frustration and anger on a tree.. not quite punches it, more like trying to destroy it with my bare hands. My hands looked pretty much like hamburger for a week afterwords. I learned the difference between being a fanatic, and being a fan. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

01-23-2005, 07:52 PM	#14
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Fozzie you need help. If you want to punch something I suggest you punch your dick. One blow should make you stop but often two is needed to forget about what made you punch your dick in the first place, __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

01-23-2005, 06:51 PM	#2
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	I hear SirFozzie knows a few good ones. You might PM him?

01-23-2005, 06:56 PM	#5
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	well that was dumb

01-23-2005, 06:59 PM	#6
SnowMan High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Georgia via Alaska via Washington	What if he punches a rubber tree?

01-24-2005, 12:07 AM	#15
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	oh my __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

01-24-2005, 12:27 AM	#18
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Gus frerotte says : Don't head butt things that don't give Last edited by Ragone : 01-24-2005 at 12:28 AM.

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