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Old 03-01-2005, 07:18 PM   #1
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Gorillas like boobies too!

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Third Woman Sues Gorilla's Caretakers

Third Woman Sues Koko the Gorilla's Caretakers; Says She Was Pressured to Expose Breasts to Animal

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WOODSIDE, Calif. Feb 26, 2005 — A third woman has filed a lawsuit claiming a caretaker for Koko, the world-famous sign-language-speaking gorilla, pressured her to expose her breasts as a way to bond with the animal.

Iris Rivera, 39, sued the Gorilla Foundation this week in San Mateo County Superior Court, saying the foundation's president, Francine Patterson, repeatedly told her to expose her breasts.

Rivera, an administrative assistant at the foundation until she quit last month, claims Patterson told her last year that Koko was signing that "she wants to see your nipples."

Two other former employees of the foundation, Nancy Alperin and Kendra Keller, filed similar claims last week.

But while Alperin and Keller refused to expose themselves to Koko, Rivera acquiesced, the lawsuit states.

"She took it as a disagreeable duty of her employment," said Rivera's lawyer, Michael Adams.

An attorney for the foundation said the lawsuits had "no merit."

Rivera's lawsuit alleges sexual and disability discrimination, invasion of privacy and Labor Code violations and seeks unspecified damages.

The Gorilla Foundation was founded in 1976 to promote the preservation and study of gorillas. It's best known for Koko, a 300-pound simian who has mastered a vocabulary of more than 1,000 signs.

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Hey bbor, Koko wants to see you nipples!
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:28 PM   #2
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But while Alperin and Keller refused to expose themselves to Koko, Rivera acquiesced, the lawsuit states.

Puh-lease. Can you imagine how this conversation went?

Gorilla boss-lady: Koko just said he wants to see your nipples.

Plaintiff:Oh..well...I really don't want to do that.

Gorilla boss-lady: Don't annoy Koko! Show him your titties!

Plaintiff: Fine!

Do you actually believe this lady would take off her top because a tamed ape signed for her to?
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:37 PM   #3
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I'm thinking the foundation president wanted to see them.
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:41 PM   #4
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:41 PM   #5
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OK.

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Old 03-01-2005, 08:29 PM   #6
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Koko is a she. Hot lesbian gorilla skank. She also wanted to see Robin Williams's man-tits. It's on his "Live From Broadway" show.
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:49 PM   #7
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I wouldn't refuse to show this monkey my nipples!

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Old 03-01-2005, 10:00 PM   #8
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Karate monkey's rule. That monkey TAKES whatever nipples it wants. There's no asking.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:18 AM   #9
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and monkeys like ass:

hxxp://www.livescience.com/animalworld/050128_monkey_business.html
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Old 03-02-2005, 08:50 AM   #10
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OK.


I'd hit it.

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Old 03-02-2005, 11:54 AM   #11
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I wouldn't refuse to show this monkey my nipples!

http://www.wimp.com/karatemonkey/

Okay, that chimpanzee kicks major ass! Imagine a chimp that could fly (ala Project X-style) and do karate.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:10 PM   #12
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Can Koko be rented out for parties?
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