When my belly starts a rumblin'

B & B · 03-08-2005, 11:12 AM

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 03-08-2005, 11:23 AM

That commercial gives me the creeps.

The King just disturbs me. I mean, makes me want to go psycho and start blowing up things kind of disturbing.

JeeberD · 03-08-2005, 11:24 AM

You know, one of those (minus the onions, of course) might just hit the spot for lunch today...

CamEdwards · 03-08-2005, 12:12 PM

great, now I'm going to have "Big Rock Candy Mountain" stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

nice to see Hootie's gettin' some work, however.

Ksyrup · 03-08-2005, 12:28 PM

He sounds awful. I hope for his sake he was sick when he recorded that.

Anthony · 03-08-2005, 01:07 PM

did you guys see Vida Guerra in the commercial? she's the Chicita banana on the little train in the red hot shorts. her ass is voted as being better than J-Lo's.

**WARNING**THE FOLLOWING MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN**

her ass is the work of the devil. only a being who is the embodiment of temptation and sin and lust could craft an ass of that calibre. its size, its shape, its curvature. if her ass told me to kick a little baby, i'd ask it "with which foot?". if her colon was big enough i'd love to put my head in her asshole so i could run around and be like "look at me, i'm inside Vida Guerra's asshole". i wish her ass was edible so i could spread olive oil and oregano on it and broil it at 325 degrees. man, i'd get in there and give her a full body assgasm. after i was done with her she wouldn't even feel comfortbale in her own skin. she'd feel worthless. she wouldn't be a woman after that. she'd be disgusted. i'm talking hardcore, with fecal matter, turkey innards, maybe even various types of condiments. nasty.

JeeberD · 03-08-2005, 01:10 PM

Meh, Vida's overrated...

Anthony · 03-08-2005, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Meh, Vida's overrated...

i look in your general direction and i'm disgusted. blech.

JeeberD · 03-08-2005, 01:13 PM

I would post a pic of the best ass ever, but I would get banninated. Maybe I'll PM you a link...

Anthony · 03-08-2005, 01:22 PM

i don't care, i'll risk getting banned for Vida Guerra's ass.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!

Anthony · 03-08-2005, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

not the best pic. her right cheek looks horribly misshapen. And Jeeber, you're more than welcome to PM that pic to me.

bite your tongue. now you shall suffer the full wrath of Vida Guerra's ass:

UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY!!!!

Franklinnoble · 03-08-2005, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I would post a pic of the best ass ever, but I would get banninated. Maybe I'll PM you a link...

Share the wealth....

Franklinnoble · 03-08-2005, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

bite your tongue. now you shall suffer the full wrath of Vida Guerra's ass:

I'll suffer that wrath any day of the week..

CamEdwards · 03-08-2005, 01:28 PM

not the best pic. her right cheek looks horribly misshapen. And Jeeber, you're more than welcome to PM that pic to me.

Anthony · 03-08-2005, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I'll suffer that wrath any day of the week..

you are all man. i respect you, brother.

see how glorious it is...? and she doesn't cover it up like J Lo. she knows where her money maker be at.

sovereignstar · 03-08-2005, 01:31 PM

LOL @ HA

JeeberD · 03-08-2005, 01:31 PM

That second pic of Vida is probably the best one I've ever seen of her. But she's got fake boobs now, and that makes me sad...

CamEdwards · 03-08-2005, 01:33 PM

damn time stamp bug. 2nd pic is much much better. I'd wear her ass like a hat.

Fritz · 03-08-2005, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

if her colon was big enough i'd love to put my head in her asshole so i could run around and be like "look at me, an asshole in an asshole. Thats a hole in a hole. Paradox solved!"

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rkmsuf · 03-08-2005, 01:33 PM

that's a lot of ass

Anthony · 03-08-2005, 01:33 PM

i consider you all my brothers. i'll take a banning for that. it's all worth it.

her bootie is silly. talk about shock and awe.

sovereignstar · 03-08-2005, 01:34 PM

Are we certain those aren't assplants?

rkmsuf · 03-08-2005, 01:39 PM

one fart and the planet is history.

Raiders Army · 03-08-2005, 01:40 PM

Regardless, I think the turtle still pokes his head out occassionally.

sovereignstar · 03-08-2005, 01:41 PM

Favorite line from Rat Race:

"Dad! I'm prairie-dogging it!"

Franklinnoble · 03-08-2005, 01:41 PM

Jeebs might be onto something...

03-08-2005, 11:24 AM	#3
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You know, one of those (minus the onions, of course) might just hit the spot for lunch today... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-08-2005, 12:12 PM	#4
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	great, now I'm going to have "Big Rock Candy Mountain" stuck in my head for the rest of the day. nice to see Hootie's gettin' some work, however. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

03-08-2005, 12:28 PM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	He sounds awful. I hope for his sake he was sick when he recorded that. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-08-2005, 01:07 PM	#6
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	did you guys see Vida Guerra in the commercial? she's the Chicita banana on the little train in the red hot shorts. her ass is voted as being better than J-Lo's. WARNINGTHE FOLLOWING MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN** her ass is the work of the devil. only a being who is the embodiment of temptation and sin and lust could craft an ass of that calibre. its size, its shape, its curvature. if her ass told me to kick a little baby, i'd ask it "with which foot?". if her colon was big enough i'd love to put my head in her asshole so i could run around and be like "look at me, i'm inside Vida Guerra's asshole". i wish her ass was edible so i could spread olive oil and oregano on it and broil it at 325 degrees. man, i'd get in there and give her a full body assgasm. after i was done with her she wouldn't even feel comfortbale in her own skin. she'd feel worthless. she wouldn't be a woman after that. she'd be disgusted. i'm talking hardcore, with fecal matter, turkey innards, maybe even various types of condiments. nasty. Last edited by Anthony : 03-08-2005 at 01:11 PM.

03-08-2005, 01:10 PM	#7
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Meh, Vida's overrated... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-08-2005, 11:23 AM	#2
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	That commercial gives me the creeps. The King just disturbs me. I mean, makes me want to go psycho and start blowing up things kind of disturbing.

03-08-2005, 01:13 PM	#9
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I would post a pic of the best ass ever, but I would get banninated. Maybe I'll PM you a link... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-08-2005, 01:22 PM	#10
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i don't care, i'll risk getting banned for Vida Guerra's ass. VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!! Last edited by Anthony : 03-08-2005 at 01:24 PM.

03-08-2005, 01:28 PM	#14
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	not the best pic. her right cheek looks horribly misshapen. And Jeeber, you're more than welcome to PM that pic to me. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

03-08-2005, 01:31 PM	#16
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	LOL @ HA

03-08-2005, 01:33 PM	#18
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	damn time stamp bug. 2nd pic is much much better. I'd wear her ass like a hat. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

03-08-2005, 01:33 PM	#20
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	that's a lot of ass __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-08-2005, 01:34 PM	#22
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Are we certain those aren't assplants?

03-08-2005, 01:39 PM	#23
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	one fart and the planet is history. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-08-2005, 01:40 PM	#24
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Regardless, I think the turtle still pokes his head out occassionally.

03-08-2005, 01:41 PM	#25
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Favorite line from Rat Race: "Dad! I'm prairie-dogging it!" Last edited by sovereignstar : 03-08-2005 at 01:41 PM.

03-08-2005, 01:41 PM	#26
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Jeebs might be onto something...

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