How do I answer that?

Draft Dodger · 05-02-2005, 05:27 PM

Just got a phone call - confused elderly woman who had dialed a wrong number - "am I talking to you or are you a recording?"

st.cronin · 05-02-2005, 05:28 PM

"I asked you first."

korme · 05-02-2005, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

Just got a phone call - confused elderly woman who had dialed a wrong number - "am I talking to you or are you a recording?"

"Please leave a message after the beep."

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 05-02-2005, 05:37 PM

"Oprima numero dos para espanol"

DeToxRox · 05-02-2005, 05:58 PM

what color are your panties?

Airhog · 05-02-2005, 06:13 PM

Would you like the opportunity to invest in a business deal guaranteed to make you 100% return on your investment?

sabotai · 05-02-2005, 06:15 PM

Grandmom! Dad told me you were dead!!

Easy Mac · 05-02-2005, 06:20 PM

DeToxRox · 05-02-2005, 06:25 PM

or ...

BOO!

Buzzbee · 05-02-2005, 06:43 PM

At the beep, please leave your name, social security number, and bank account number.

BEEEEEP.

Senator · 05-02-2005, 06:53 PM

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

Raiders Army · 05-02-2005, 06:55 PM

am I talking to you or are you a recording?

Bearcat729 · 05-02-2005, 07:25 PM

I answered the phone once at work and the guy asked me is this real or is this Memorex?

RPI-Fan · 05-03-2005, 12:04 AM

I used to have my message set as "Hello... Hello?... Are you there? Hello?.....".

Got the funniest responses on the message machine when I came home.

timmynausea · 05-03-2005, 12:16 AM

"No, we're the survivors of oceanic flight 815!"

or

"Well, you are technically speaking to me, but I am a robot, so take that for what it's worth."

sabotai · 05-03-2005, 12:21 AM

"Why did you throw that necklace off the ship you selfish bitch! That guy spent his whole life looking for it!"

weinstein7 · 05-03-2005, 01:02 AM

Why don't you just TELL me the name of the movie you want to see?

mckerney · 05-03-2005, 01:06 AM

"This isn't 213-2125?"
"No, this is 998-7999. What the hell's wrong with you? What are you drunk? You're drunk aren't you?"

21C · 05-03-2005, 01:10 AM

I often get phone messages from my Mom, who is 78 and Polish, where she is finishing a sentence and then hangs up. I don't get to hear the whole message because she doesn't wait for the beep since she often thinks she is talking to me.

The funniest one was where she was getting annoyed with the answering machine because she thought it was me and I wouldn't answer her. She hung up in a huff.

05-02-2005, 06:13 PM	#6
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Would you like the opportunity to invest in a business deal guaranteed to make you 100% return on your investment? __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

05-02-2005, 06:20 PM	#8
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	yes

05-02-2005, 06:43 PM	#10
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	At the beep, please leave your name, social security number, and bank account number. BEEEEEP. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

05-02-2005, 06:53 PM	#11
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	LOOK BEHIND YOU! __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

05-02-2005, 07:25 PM	#13
Bearcat729 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio	I answered the phone once at work and the guy asked me is this real or is this Memorex? __________________ Bearcat729 on XBox Live and PSN Last edited by Bearcat729 : 05-02-2005 at 07:25 PM.

05-02-2005, 05:28 PM	#2
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	"I asked you first."

05-02-2005, 05:37 PM	#4
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	"Oprima numero dos para espanol"

05-02-2005, 05:58 PM	#5
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	what color are your panties?

05-02-2005, 06:15 PM	#7
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Grandmom! Dad told me you were dead!!

05-02-2005, 06:25 PM	#9
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	or ... BOO!

05-02-2005, 06:55 PM	#12
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	am I talking to you or are you a recording?

05-03-2005, 12:04 AM	#14
RPI-Fan Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Troy, NY	I used to have my message set as "Hello... Hello?... Are you there? Hello?.....". Got the funniest responses on the message machine when I came home. __________________ Quis custodiets ipsos custodes?

05-03-2005, 12:16 AM	#15
timmynausea College Starter Join Date: Dec 2002	"No, we're the survivors of oceanic flight 815!" or "Well, you are technically speaking to me, but I am a robot, so take that for what it's worth."

05-03-2005, 12:21 AM	#16
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	"Why did you throw that necklace off the ship you selfish bitch! That guy spent his whole life looking for it!"

05-03-2005, 01:02 AM	#17
weinstein7 High School JV Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Rochester, NY	Why don't you just TELL me the name of the movie you want to see?

05-03-2005, 01:06 AM	#18
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	"This isn't 213-2125?" "No, this is 998-7999. What the hell's wrong with you? What are you drunk? You're drunk aren't you?"

05-03-2005, 01:10 AM	#19
21C College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Newcastle, Australia	I often get phone messages from my Mom, who is 78 and Polish, where she is finishing a sentence and then hangs up. I don't get to hear the whole message because she doesn't wait for the beep since she often thinks she is talking to me. The funniest one was where she was getting annoyed with the answering machine because she thought it was me and I wouldn't answer her. She hung up in a huff.

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