Joey Porter pads his resume prior to his application to become the new Tufty

AlexB · 05-07-2005, 07:04 PM

For some reason this made me laugh: I think Porter must have been really bored when he gave this in depth analysis of health & safety:

"I don't own a bike because I don't trust them."

Porter occasionally gets on a Jet Ski, but he said that's different from steering a motorcycle through heavy traffic. Roethlisberger acknowledged many drivers become distracted when they see him riding, shouting or waving at him.

"If I fall off a Jet Ski, I hit the water, and I like my odds," Porter said. "I'm going to get wet. What I say about motorcycles is that concrete is undefeated."

Sounds like he's issuing a challenge?

Ryan S · 05-07-2005, 08:15 PM

I am fairly sure that 99% of FOFC regulars have no idea what the title of this thread means....

MrBug708 · 05-07-2005, 08:16 PM

Obviously Joey Porter doesnt go very fast on a jet ski...

Joe · 05-07-2005, 08:24 PM

whats a tufty?

General Mike · 05-07-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBug708

Obviously Joey Porter doesnt go very fast on a jet ski...

I agree. If you hit the water at 50 mph, you are gonna be in some pain.

Ryan S · 05-07-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush

whats a tufty?

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 05-07-2005, 08:55 PM

JOey Porter = Safety King.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 05-07-2005, 08:55 PM

Dola:
My Grandmother Jet Ski's faster than him.

QuikSand · 05-07-2005, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan S

I am fairly sure that 99% of FOFC regulars have no idea what the title of this thread means....

Seemed to be the point.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 05-07-2005, 08:59 PM

WTF is a Tufty?

Eaglesfan27 · 05-07-2005, 09:01 PM

I think it is that scary looking animal in the post by Ryan S.

MikeVic · 05-07-2005, 09:07 PM

I've never heard of Tufty before... and I don't think I'd ever ride a motorcycle either..

And Eaglesfan, you should go buy a lottery ticket. You're post count is the lucky sevens.

Eaglesfan27 · 05-07-2005, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

I've never heard of Tufty before... and I don't think I'd ever ride a motorcycle either..

And Eaglesfan, you should go buy a lottery ticket. You're post count is the lucky sevens.

My dynasty thread quickly advanced it past the lucky 7's

However, the Louisiana lottery is 83 million dollars tonight, which is almost enough to make me buy a ticket.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 05-07-2005, 10:45 PM

Im suddenly scared of Tufty's.

AlexB · 05-08-2005, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHEMICAL SOLDIER

WTF is a Tufty?

As per Ryan's pic: Tufty the Safety Squirrel!

It was a campaihn in the 70s/80s to raise traffic awareness for kids: I was going to go with the Green Cross Code Man, but for some reason thought Tufty was used both sides of the pond... Obviously not!

Plus Tufty's funnier

AlexB · 05-08-2005, 07:47 AM

I was going to post a link for you all to explain who Tufty is, and he was used in the US in the 50s & 60s apparently...

However, what I found was a disturbing story of the attempt to subvert society and enslave mankind - the children's safety guide was all just a front! The full expose can be found at the link below!

hxxp://www.scarysquirrel.org/tufty/

05-07-2005, 08:55 PM	#7
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	JOey Porter = Safety King. __________________ Toujour Pret

05-07-2005, 08:55 PM	#8
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Dola: My Grandmother Jet Ski's faster than him. __________________ Toujour Pret

05-07-2005, 08:59 PM	#10
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	WTF is a Tufty? __________________ Toujour Pret

05-07-2005, 09:01 PM	#11
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I think it is that scary looking animal in the post by Ryan S. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

05-07-2005, 10:45 PM	#14
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Im suddenly scared of Tufty's. __________________ Toujour Pret

05-07-2005, 08:15 PM	#2
Ryan S Quarterback Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: London, England	I am fairly sure that 99% of FOFC regulars have no idea what the title of this thread means....

05-07-2005, 08:16 PM	#3
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Obviously Joey Porter doesnt go very fast on a jet ski...

05-07-2005, 08:24 PM	#4
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	whats a tufty?

05-07-2005, 09:07 PM	#12
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I've never heard of Tufty before... and I don't think I'd ever ride a motorcycle either.. And Eaglesfan, you should go buy a lottery ticket. You're post count is the lucky sevens.

05-08-2005, 07:47 AM	#16
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	I was going to post a link for you all to explain who Tufty is, and he was used in the US in the 50s & 60s apparently... However, what I found was a disturbing story of the attempt to subvert society and enslave mankind - the children's safety guide was all just a front! The full expose can be found at the link below! hxxp://www.scarysquirrel.org/tufty/ __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 05-08-2005 at 07:47 AM.

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