Michael Jackson Collapses!!!

BigJohn&TheLions · 06-03-2005, 05:02 PM

How shocking! Michael Jackson collapsed as his trial ended, and he needed an IV at the emergency room!

I certainly hope that he is alright.

Joe · 06-03-2005, 05:17 PM

the trial was a Thriller

Comey · 06-03-2005, 05:21 PM

The E! coverage was Bad.

heybrad · 06-03-2005, 05:24 PM

As far as the charge goes... I wonder if he'll Beat It!

Deattribution · 06-03-2005, 05:26 PM

All the answers are in Black Or White

kingfc22 · 06-03-2005, 06:02 PM

Billy Jean was his nurse or so I've heard.

Schmidty · 06-03-2005, 06:09 PM

If he gets away with this, he's definitely a Smooth Criminal.

BigJohn&TheLions · 06-03-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kingfc22

Billy Jean was his nurse or so I've heard.

I thought that Billy Gene was his lover.

judicial clerk · 06-03-2005, 06:27 PM

Billy Gene is not his lover. She just a girl that thinks he is the one.

I think you guys should just get off his back for a minute. I mean, Can't we all just live in harmony. Perfect harmony even. Like the keys on a piano keyboard. (Oh Lord!)

Qwikshot · 06-03-2005, 06:36 PM

Who's Bad?

BigJohn&TheLions · 06-03-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by judicial clerk

Billy Gene is not his lover. He just a kid that says that he touced his... um... But Macauley had all the fun!

Fixed it.

Comey · 06-03-2005, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwikshot

Who's Bad?

Already did that one.

davidlando1 · 06-03-2005, 07:02 PM

this thread is totally Off The Wall.....

DanGarion · 06-03-2005, 07:43 PM

If he keeps collapsing he's going to be HIStory...

Deattribution · 06-03-2005, 07:45 PM

yeah but this has Ben a hard time for him.

Pyser · 06-03-2005, 07:47 PM

michael didn't collapse. he's invincible.

korme · 06-03-2005, 08:09 PM

those first 7-8 posts were gold, each member parodying a hit song, no one repeating a hit, no one missing a hit. perfecto!

Qwikshot · 06-03-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Comey

Already did that one.

He told the press to "Leave Me Alone"

Buzzbee · 06-03-2005, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

those first 7-8 posts were gold, each member parodying a hit song, no one repeating a hit, no one missing a hit. perfecto!

Really, it was nothing. ABC, easy as 1-2-3.

cartman · 06-03-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comey

Already did that one.

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'?
You got to be startin' somethin'.

WheelsVT · 06-03-2005, 09:11 PM

I'm lookin at the man in the mirror (sunglasses).
I'm askin him to change his ways.

cthomer5000 · 06-03-2005, 09:29 PM

The whole situation makes me want to Scream.

Karim · 06-03-2005, 10:58 PM

He's got to be put away. This guy is Dangerous.

Sun Tzu · 06-03-2005, 11:01 PM

Do you remember the time Michael settled a case just like this out of court?

Suicane75 · 06-03-2005, 11:01 PM

I dont understand the hub ub, he should tell em that it's Human Nature.

kingfc22 · 06-03-2005, 11:15 PM

Do you Remember the Time that his hair caught on fire?

Suicane75 · 06-03-2005, 11:19 PM

In his defense, that boy was quite a Pretty Young Thing.

Sun Tzu · 06-03-2005, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kingfc22

Do you Remember the Time that his hair hasn't caught on fire?

*cough*

Ksyrup · 06-07-2005, 01:54 PM

So with the jury still out, I quickly read through the latest CNN article and a few things stood out as bizarre/funny:

1. "Sources said Juror No. 2 was elected as the jury's foreman. The man is a 63-year-old retired counselor and amateur artist from Santa Maria who described himself during jury selection as a regular CNN viewer."

Thanks for that last important piece of information, CNN.

2. "...Jackson's father, Joseph, turned up at the courthouse, agitated and demanding to know where his son was. Surrounded by a gaggle of cameras, he walked up to a sheriff's deputy and asked, "I want to know where my son is at."

The elder Jackson eventually left, after a deputy explained his son was at home."

Hahahahaha!

3. "The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who said he has been meeting and praying with the pop star, told CNN on Monday that the singer is suffering from "excruciating" pain but remains resolute and strong in his conviction of his innocence."

Nice choice of words, Rev.

4. "In many ways, his destiny, at least for a season, is in the jaws of the jury," the civil rights and religious leader said."

Jesse's been spending way too much time with Mike Tyson, apparently. What, is Michael worried that he'll be in jail during next year's season of Desperate Housewives? Could you at least wait until he's been convicted before you equate the jury with predators?

5. "About an hour into deliberations Monday, the juryinformed the judge that they had a question. Santa Barbara County Superior Court Judge Rodney Melville notified the attorneys in the case of the jury's query, but the nature of the question was not made public....

...Questions from the jury are a public record since they are submitted in writing by the jury foreperson, the AP reported."

Are we suggesting a violation of public records law, or was that a note from CNN's attorney that they forgot to remove from the article?

John Galt · 06-07-2005, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

So with the jury still out, I quickly read through the latest CNN article and a few things stood out as bizarre/funny:

1. "Sources said Juror No. 2 was elected as the jury's foreman. The man is a 63-year-old retired counselor and amateur artist from Santa Maria who described himself during jury selection as a regular CNN viewer."

Thanks for that last important piece of information, CNN.

2. "...Jackson's father, Joseph, turned up at the courthouse, agitated and demanding to know where his son was. Surrounded by a gaggle of cameras, he walked up to a sheriff's deputy and asked, "I want to know where my son is at."

The elder Jackson eventually left, after a deputy explained his son was at home."

Hahahahaha!

3. "The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who said he has been meeting and praying with the pop star, told CNN on Monday that the singer is suffering from "excruciating" pain but remains resolute and strong in his conviction of his innocence."

Nice choice of words, Rev.

4. "In many ways, his destiny, at least for a season, is in the jaws of the jury," the civil rights and religious leader said."

Jesse's been spending way too much time with Mike Tyson, apparently. What, is Michael worried that he'll be in jail during next year's season of Desperate Housewives? Could you at least wait until he's been convicted before you equate the jury with predators?

5. "About an hour into deliberations Monday, the juryinformed the judge that they had a question. Santa Barbara County Superior Court Judge Rodney Melville notified the attorneys in the case of the jury's query, but the nature of the question was not made public....

...Questions from the jury are a public record since they are submitted in writing by the jury foreperson, the AP reported."

Are we suggesting a violation of public records law, or was that a note from CNN's attorney that they forgot to remove from the article?

Not quite Daily-Show-quality summation, but very good. I actually did hear Jon Stewart's voice in my head for "Thanks for that last important piece of information CNN."

Raiders Army · 06-07-2005, 01:59 PM

But can he still moonwalk? Even today, it's a pretty sweet move...almost as good as the worm.

Ksyrup · 06-07-2005, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Galt

Not quite Daily-Show-quality summation, but very good.

Well I would hope not. I was aiming a tad lower...in accordance with my abilities.

heybrad · 06-07-2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Well I would hope not. I was aiming a tad lower...in accordance with my abilities.

In an effort to get this thread back to its comedy roots....

Ksyrup... when you post stuff like that, I Just Cant Stop Lovin You!

ugh... I tried

06-03-2005, 05:21 PM	#3
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	The E! coverage was Bad. __________________

06-03-2005, 06:02 PM	#6
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Billy Jean was his nurse or so I've heard. __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

06-03-2005, 06:09 PM	#7
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	If he gets away with this, he's definitely a Smooth Criminal. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

06-03-2005, 07:43 PM	#14
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	If he keeps collapsing he's going to be HIStory... __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

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WheelsVT High School JV Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: GA	I'm lookin at the man in the mirror (sunglasses). I'm askin him to change his ways. Last edited by WheelsVT : 06-03-2005 at 09:32 PM.

06-03-2005, 05:17 PM	#2
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	the trial was a Thriller

06-03-2005, 05:24 PM	#4
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	As far as the charge goes... I wonder if he'll Beat It!

06-03-2005, 05:26 PM	#5
Deattribution College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2003	All the answers are in Black Or White

06-03-2005, 06:27 PM	#9
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	Billy Gene is not his lover. She just a girl that thinks he is the one. I think you guys should just get off his back for a minute. I mean, Can't we all just live in harmony. Perfect harmony even. Like the keys on a piano keyboard. (Oh Lord!)

06-03-2005, 06:36 PM	#10
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Who's Bad?

06-03-2005, 07:02 PM	#13
davidlando1 Mascot Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sycamore, Il	this thread is totally Off The Wall.....

06-03-2005, 07:45 PM	#15
Deattribution College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2003	yeah but this has Ben a hard time for him.

06-03-2005, 07:47 PM	#16
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	michael didn't collapse. he's invincible.

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	those first 7-8 posts were gold, each member parodying a hit song, no one repeating a hit, no one missing a hit. perfecto!

06-03-2005, 10:58 PM	#23
Karim College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Calgary	He's got to be put away. This guy is Dangerous.

06-03-2005, 11:01 PM	#24
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Do you remember the time Michael settled a case just like this out of court? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

06-03-2005, 11:01 PM	#25
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I dont understand the hub ub, he should tell em that it's Human Nature.

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kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Do you Remember the Time that his hair caught on fire? __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal Last edited by kingfc22 : 06-04-2005 at 01:59 AM. Reason: grammar

06-03-2005, 11:19 PM	#27
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	In his defense, that boy was quite a Pretty Young Thing.

06-07-2005, 01:54 PM	#29
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	So with the jury still out, I quickly read through the latest CNN article and a few things stood out as bizarre/funny: 1. "Sources said Juror No. 2 was elected as the jury's foreman. The man is a 63-year-old retired counselor and amateur artist from Santa Maria who described himself during jury selection as a regular CNN viewer." Thanks for that last important piece of information, CNN. 2. "...Jackson's father, Joseph, turned up at the courthouse, agitated and demanding to know where his son was. Surrounded by a gaggle of cameras, he walked up to a sheriff's deputy and asked, "I want to know where my son is at." The elder Jackson eventually left, after a deputy explained his son was at home." Hahahahaha! 3. "The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who said he has been meeting and praying with the pop star, told CNN on Monday that the singer is suffering from "excruciating" pain but remains resolute and strong in his conviction of his innocence." Nice choice of words, Rev. 4. "In many ways, his destiny, at least for a season, is in the jaws of the jury," the civil rights and religious leader said." Jesse's been spending way too much time with Mike Tyson, apparently. What, is Michael worried that he'll be in jail during next year's season of Desperate Housewives? Could you at least wait until he's been convicted before you equate the jury with predators? 5. "About an hour into deliberations Monday, the juryinformed the judge that they had a question. Santa Barbara County Superior Court Judge Rodney Melville notified the attorneys in the case of the jury's query, but the nature of the question was not made public.... ...Questions from the jury are a public record since they are submitted in writing by the jury foreperson, the AP reported." Are we suggesting a violation of public records law, or was that a note from CNN's attorney that they forgot to remove from the article? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-07-2005, 01:59 PM	#31
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	But can he still moonwalk? Even today, it's a pretty sweet move...almost as good as the worm.

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