Your Honor, I'm A Rapper

Pyser · 08-03-2005, 10:30 AM

I just had to share this. Recently, at traffic court, I saw the greatest legal defense in history. It was a really small town, so traffic court is also regular court, too.

While I was waiting to get my case over with, a young 20s black guy got called up, because cops found half a pound of weed on him.

And the judge asked "Why do you have so much marijuana?"

And the guy paused, and said, "Your honor...I'm a rapper."

And that was it! That was his entire legal defense! Every question he was asked, the answer started (and almost always ended right there with) "Your honor, I'm a rapper." Best part? All he got was community service. And the rest of the court got an awesome laugh from my new favorite rapper.

JeeberD · 08-03-2005, 10:39 AM

He better be careful what he raps about...it just might lose him his regular job.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3267228

BigJohn&TheLions · 08-03-2005, 11:35 AM

He needs to be charged with redrum!

NoMyths · 08-03-2005, 11:41 AM

That's beautiful.

08-03-2005, 10:39 AM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	He better be careful what he raps about...it just might lose him his regular job. http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3267228 __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-03-2005, 11:35 AM	#3
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	He needs to be charged with redrum! __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

08-03-2005, 11:41 AM	#4
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	That's beautiful.

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