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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles
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Your Honor, I'm A Rapper
I just had to share this. Recently, at traffic court, I saw the greatest legal defense in history. It was a really small town, so traffic court is also regular court, too.
While I was waiting to get my case over with, a young 20s black guy got called up, because cops found half a pound of weed on him. And the judge asked "Why do you have so much marijuana?" And the guy paused, and said, "Your honor...I'm a rapper." And that was it! That was his entire legal defense! Every question he was asked, the answer started (and almost always ended right there with) "Your honor, I'm a rapper." Best part? All he got was community service. And the rest of the court got an awesome laugh from my new favorite rapper. |
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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He better be careful what he raps about...it just might lose him his regular job.
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3267228
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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He needs to be charged with redrum!
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Poet in Residence
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Charleston, SC
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That's beautiful.
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