and these are the jersey's that aren't on my Christmas List

Draft Dodger · 09-15-2005, 10:15 PM

http://www.christianthrowbackjersey.com/

BrianD · 09-15-2005, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

http://www.christianthrowbackjersey.com/

But what if the jersey came with one of these?
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hukarez · 09-15-2005, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

But what if the jersey came with one of these?
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AZSpeechCoach · 09-15-2005, 11:16 PM

My soul is scarred.

BigJohn&TheLions · 09-15-2005, 11:36 PM

Genesis... Now that IS a throwback!

I remember when Genesis beat Leviticus on that interception return in OT. Genesis really was the powerhouse until Matthew came along. Some people really never took to the new league, but they had an excellent QB in that Jesus. It's too bad he was forced to retire at 32...

(edit: this is making fun of the jerseys, not Christianity. I am a Christian. I believe in God. I feel I have a good relationship with Him. I just can't imagine Jesus & His disciples walkin' around looking all thugged out in these jerseys... Oh yeah... Funny that there isn't displayed a Jesus #1 jersey. I actually saw one of those... in church in Kansas City. Yes, it was a Chefs jersey. The church has a big screen TV in the basement so that they can go down and watch the game between services!)

Swaggs · 09-15-2005, 11:52 PM

The NFL and NBA ones still have the league logos on them. And MLB sued Little League Baseball a few years ago because teams were using their nicknames. I have a feeling the owner of this business is going to get spanked if one of the big leagues finds out about this.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 09-16-2005, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

Genesis... Now that IS a throwback!

I remember when Genesis beat Leviticus on that interception return in OT. Genesis really was the powerhouse until Matthew came along. Some people really never took to the new league, but they had an excellent QB in that Jesus. It's too bad he was forced to retire at 32...

(edit: this is making fun of the jerseys, not Christianity. I am a Christian. I believe in God. I feel I have a good relationship with Him. I just can't imagine Jesus & His disciples walkin' around looking all thugged out in these jerseys... Oh yeah... Funny that there isn't displayed a Jesus #1 jersey. I actually saw one of those... in church in Kansas City. Yes, it was a Chefs jersey. The church has a big screen TV in the basement so that they can go down and watch the game between services!)

You gotta admit though the signing of Saul and him starting from day 1 really helped with the sagging ratings during those first few years.
Oh and Peter was also an excellent choice as a veteran replacement, ALBEIT ONLY UNTIL THE TIME COMES.

timmynausea · 09-16-2005, 02:28 AM

Samson had all the potential in the world. Talk about a bust.

klayman · 09-16-2005, 02:35 AM

Don't forget Moses. He could split defenses with ease.

Neon_Chaos · 09-16-2005, 02:49 AM

And I can't believe Judas threw that game. That was a shocker... and Jesus knew that Judas was going to shave those points off!

sachmo71 · 09-16-2005, 08:12 AM

making money from the lord. that is the oldest profession.

WSUCougar · 09-16-2005, 08:46 AM

I wonder if they could put "Nebuchadnezzar" on a jersey? It would have to wrap around a bit like "Grudzielanek."

kcchief19 · 09-16-2005, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

The NFL and NBA ones still have the league logos on them. And MLB sued Little League Baseball a few years ago because teams were using their nicknames. I have a feeling the owner of this business is going to get spanked if one of the big leagues finds out about this.

I would worry less about them and more about the wrath of God. He claims to be a "proud sponsor of Jesus Christ," but I'm betting he doesn't have a signed endorsement deal.

Copyright and trademark infringement makes baby Jesus cry.

Raiders Army · 09-16-2005, 10:44 AM

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Due to the recent events in the Gulf Coast Area Christian Throwback Jersey will be donating financial proceeds from your orders you placed to the victims of Hurricane Katrina via the RED CROSS. - Thank you for your support! - Cornell Jackson

I believe that one.

MrBigglesworth · 09-16-2005, 01:00 PM

Well, I know one player that won't have his jersey on here in 2,000 years...

Ajaxab · 09-16-2005, 07:50 PM

Can't forget about hockey's Miroslav Satan either.

MrBigglesworth · 09-17-2005, 09:07 PM

This one too.

Young Drachma · 09-18-2005, 12:24 AM

Wow..that's priceless. Literally.

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09-15-2005, 11:36 PM	#5
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	Genesis... Now that IS a throwback! I remember when Genesis beat Leviticus on that interception return in OT. Genesis really was the powerhouse until Matthew came along. Some people really never took to the new league, but they had an excellent QB in that Jesus. It's too bad he was forced to retire at 32... (edit: this is making fun of the jerseys, not Christianity. I am a Christian. I believe in God. I feel I have a good relationship with Him. I just can't imagine Jesus & His disciples walkin' around looking all thugged out in these jerseys... Oh yeah... Funny that there isn't displayed a Jesus #1 jersey. I actually saw one of those... in church in Kansas City. Yes, it was a Chefs jersey. The church has a big screen TV in the basement so that they can go down and watch the game between services!) __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?" Last edited by BigJohn&TheLions : 09-15-2005 at 11:47 PM.

09-15-2005, 11:52 PM	#6
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	The NFL and NBA ones still have the league logos on them. And MLB sued Little League Baseball a few years ago because teams were using their nicknames. I have a feeling the owner of this business is going to get spanked if one of the big leagues finds out about this. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

09-16-2005, 02:49 AM	#10
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	And I can't believe Judas threw that game. That was a shocker... and Jesus knew that Judas was going to shave those points off! __________________ Come and see.

09-16-2005, 08:46 AM	#12
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I wonder if they could put "Nebuchadnezzar" on a jersey? It would have to wrap around a bit like "Grudzielanek." __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

09-16-2005, 02:28 AM	#8
timmynausea College Starter Join Date: Dec 2002	Samson had all the potential in the world. Talk about a bust.

09-16-2005, 02:35 AM	#9
klayman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmonton	Don't forget Moses. He could split defenses with ease.

09-16-2005, 08:12 AM	#11
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	making money from the lord. that is the oldest profession.

09-16-2005, 01:00 PM	#15
MrBigglesworth College Starter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: PA	Well, I know one player that won't have his jersey on here in 2,000 years...

09-16-2005, 07:50 PM	#16
Ajaxab College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Far from home	Can't forget about hockey's Miroslav Satan either.

09-17-2005, 09:07 PM	#17
MrBigglesworth College Starter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: PA	This one too.

09-18-2005, 12:24 AM	#18
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