WTF???? Anyone french-speaking out there that would care to translate???

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 10:45 AM

Completely out of nowhere...

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Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi !
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 10:46 AM

More....

Quote:

Catgaucherand (11:45:36 AM): tu es ou là tout de suite

Crapshoot · 09-20-2005, 10:47 AM

Hehe.. that's funny.

Bee · 09-20-2005, 10:47 AM

I think he's inviting you up to his room...

QuikSand · 09-20-2005, 10:48 AM

It's the French news reporter that Jim linked us to... she wants to know where all these new fans/stalkers have come from.

Crapshoot · 09-20-2005, 10:48 AM

she thinks you're funny Ben - you charmer you..

Lathum · 09-20-2005, 10:49 AM

I belive it says "how do you not know who Jennifer Aniston is?"

Simms · 09-20-2005, 10:55 AM

Been a while...Canadian schools only make French mandatory until 10th grade. Mostly guesses on my part...

Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la ... are you there?
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce ... Hello my (no clue what "puce" is)
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter ... I tried to contact you just now
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal ...but it was a bad time (??)
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets ... I'll make your tickets (??)
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la ... toujours = "today"
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique ...you're so funny! You know my English is horrible
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent ...something about an Irish accent
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi ! ... I see you're amused, I can do this a little, too
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simms

Been a while...Canadian schools only make French mandatory until 10th grade. Mostly guesses on my part...

Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la ... are you there?
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce ... Hello my (no clue what "puce" is)
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter ... I tried to contact you just now
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal ...but it was a bad time (??)
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets ... I'll make your tickets (??)
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la ... toujours = "today"
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique ...you're so funny! You know my English is horrible
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent ...something about an Irish accent
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi ! ... I see you're amused, I can do this a little, too
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio

Sounds like a bot of some sort...

cthomer5000 · 09-20-2005, 11:00 AM

where the hell is Darkiller when you need him?

Ksyrup · 09-20-2005, 11:01 AM

Searching for the 49'ers D.

rkmsuf · 09-20-2005, 11:03 AM

I think it says that she ain't no holla back girl.

QuikSand · 09-20-2005, 11:04 AM

Quote:

(no clue what "puce" is)

Oh, this has real potential...

FrogMan · 09-20-2005, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

Completely out of nowhere...

very out of nowhere... Simms have got most of them about right...

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Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la
here you are (or similar)
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce
hi honey (puce could be some love name, honey, sweetheart, etc)
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter
I've been trying to contact you for a little while
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal
but I was doing it all wrong
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets
I then make your tickets (reallly no clue what is meant here)
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la
you still there (as a question I would assum)
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
je ne parle pas français
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique
that's too funny!!! you know my English is terrible
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent
and how is the accent of the Irish (again no clue where it comes from)
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi !
I see it amuses you but I can do it too
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio

bold is translation, unbold are my comment

FM

Subby · 09-20-2005, 11:08 AM

SALUTE MY PUCE!!!!!

rkmsuf · 09-20-2005, 11:09 AM

Ooohh...international intrigue.

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Catgaucherand (11:45:36 AM): tu es ou là tout de suite
Catgaucherand (11:51:42 AM): T'es toujours la
Catgaucherand (12:12:33 PM): es tu toujours la

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KevinNU7 · 09-20-2005, 11:14 AM

you need to start cursing

Darkiller · 09-20-2005, 11:15 AM

sorry...just saw that thread.
Yeah, sounds like a stupid bot

JeeberD · 09-20-2005, 11:16 AM

Talk back using a shitty translator!

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 11:16 AM

Some kind of automated thing, definitely. It waits quite some time if I don't say anything, but when I type something, it responds quickly.

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Catgaucherand (12:12:33 PM): es tu toujours la
Ben E Lou (12:12:44 PM): ?
Catgaucherand (12:13:11 PM): i am lucie
Catgaucherand (12:13:22 PM): hello my sister
Ben E Lou (12:13:41 PM): i am a guy, not a girl
Catgaucherand (12:14:12 PM): i don t speak english
Ben E Lou (12:14:22 PM): tough
Ben E Lou (12:14:38 PM): learn to speak it, it is the only language that matters
Catgaucherand (12:14:47 PM): arrete c pa marran je compren pa

Catgaucherand (12:15:20 PM): ca veu dire quoi tough

I'm going to start being rude to it.

JeeberD · 09-20-2005, 11:17 AM

I blame GroundCat.

rkmsuf · 09-20-2005, 11:17 AM

Ben E Lou: I'm here an' dis here sheeit iz bananas. w0rd!

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 11:25 AM

More to translate...

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Catgaucherand (12:15:20 PM): ca veu dire quoi tough
Ben E Lou (12:16:24 PM): you're clearly an idiot, surrender-monkey
Catgaucherand (12:17:09 PM): maman a ton billet d avion ca y est
Catgaucherand (12:18:15 PM): sinon je sai qu une seul insulte et c fuck you!...desolé
Ben E Lou (12:18:37 PM): did you hear about the new french tanks??? they only have one gear, reverse!!!
Ben E Lou (12:20:37 PM): i'll taunt you a second time, french pig-dog
Catgaucherand (12:20:38 PM): c trés drole hahaha mai je ne compren pa l humour irlandai fai attention a pa attraper des cheveu rou!!!
Catgaucherand (12:22:19 PM): il parai que les 1er poil rou apparaisse sur le posterieur je te conseil donc de surveiller
Ben E Lou (12:22:35 PM): you're getting upset, huh?
Catgaucherand (12:22:49 PM): casse couille
Catgaucherand (12:23:28 PM): sinon je sui plu avec lauren mai il le vi tres mal c un peu galere...
Ben E Lou (12:23:50 PM): interesting
Catgaucherand (12:24:58 PM): moi ca va mieu meme si de le voir souffrir me fai beucou de peine
Catgaucherand (12:25:32 PM): et j ai une sorte d entretien pour un poste demain

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 11:33 AM

Catgaucherand (12:27:16 PM): et j ai completemen rangé ma chambre et je vai devoir te laisser donc j aimerai bien que tu me reponde
Catgaucherand (12:32:46 PM): bon je peu pa rester devan l ordi a attendre alor je te fai plein de bisou je t enverai 1 mail maman boi l apero donc je pense pa quel revienne sur l ordi bizz

Coffee Warlord · 09-20-2005, 11:44 AM

Tell it its mother was a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries.

Then fart in its general direction.

sachmo71 · 09-20-2005, 11:44 AM

It's gotta be the briefs.

gstelmack · 09-20-2005, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Tell it its mother was a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries.

Then fart in its general direction.

First you have to tell it that you've already got one...

Subby · 09-20-2005, 12:07 PM

Try licking her puce.

rkmsuf · 09-20-2005, 12:09 PM

viscious puce

st.cronin · 09-20-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

viscious puce

I think you mean VISCOUS

rkmsuf · 09-20-2005, 12:23 PM

that's the french spelling

Buzzbee · 09-20-2005, 12:36 PM

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Catgaucherand (12:18:15 PM): sinon je sai qu une seul insulte et c fuck you!...desolé

Hmph. Not even a 'pardon my French'. How rude.

Raiders Army · 09-20-2005, 12:48 PM

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Catgaucherand (12:15:20 PM): ca veu dire quoi tough I hear you like inflatable animals
Ben E Lou (12:16:24 PM): you're clearly an idiot, surrender-monkey
Catgaucherand (12:17:09 PM): maman a ton billet d avion ca y est I have no monkeys
Catgaucherand (12:18:15 PM): sinon je sai qu une seul insulte et c fuck you!...desolé But I can fuck you in the asshole
Ben E Lou (12:18:37 PM): did you hear about the new french tanks??? they only have one gear, reverse!!!
Ben E Lou (12:20:37 PM): i'll taunt you a second time, french pig-dog
Catgaucherand (12:20:38 PM): c trés drole hahaha mai je ne compren pa l humour irlandai fai attention a pa attraper des cheveu rou!!! I have no pigs nor dogs either, haha!!!
Catgaucherand (12:22:19 PM): il parai que les 1er poil rou apparaisse sur le posterieur je te conseil donc de surveiller I'd like to make a video with you.
Ben E Lou (12:22:35 PM): you're getting upset, huh?
Catgaucherand (12:22:49 PM): casse couille yes, porn
Catgaucherand (12:23:28 PM): sinon je sui plu avec lauren mai il le vi tres mal c un peu galere... I have many male friends who would like to be in it with you...Ben E Lou (12:23:50 PM): interesting
Catgaucherand (12:24:58 PM): moi ca va mieu meme si de le voir souffrir me fai beucou de peine give me a call soon, big boy
Catgaucherand (12:25:32 PM): et j ai une sorte d entretien pour un poste demain I almost forgot...pix pls k thx

You're welcome.

WSUCougar · 09-20-2005, 12:50 PM

Demand France's surrender to the sovereign state of Georgia.

BigJohn&TheLions · 09-20-2005, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Tell it its mother was a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries.

Votre mère était un hamster, et vos odeurs de père des baies de sureau.

09-20-2005, 11:01 AM	#11
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09-20-2005, 11:03 AM	#12
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I think it says that she ain't no holla back girl. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-20-2005, 11:08 AM	#15
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09-20-2005, 11:09 AM	#16
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Ooohh...international intrigue. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-20-2005, 10:47 AM	#3
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	Hehe.. that's funny.

09-20-2005, 10:47 AM	#4
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	I think he's inviting you up to his room...

09-20-2005, 10:48 AM	#5
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	It's the French news reporter that Jim linked us to... she wants to know where all these new fans/stalkers have come from.

09-20-2005, 10:49 AM	#7
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I belive it says "how do you not know who Jennifer Aniston is?"

09-20-2005, 11:14 AM	#18
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09-20-2005, 11:15 AM	#19
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09-20-2005, 11:16 AM	#20
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09-20-2005, 11:17 AM	#22
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I blame GroundCat. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-20-2005, 11:33 AM	#25
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Catgaucherand (12:27:16 PM): et j ai completemen rangé ma chambre et je vai devoir te laisser donc j aimerai bien que tu me reponde Catgaucherand (12:32:46 PM): bon je peu pa rester devan l ordi a attendre alor je te fai plein de bisou je t enverai 1 mail maman boi l apero donc je pense pa quel revienne sur l ordi bizz __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

09-20-2005, 11:44 AM	#26
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Tell it its mother was a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries. Then fart in its general direction.

09-20-2005, 11:44 AM	#27
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	It's gotta be the briefs.

09-20-2005, 12:07 PM	#29
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Try licking her puce. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

09-20-2005, 12:09 PM	#30
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	viscious puce __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-20-2005, 12:23 PM	#32
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	that's the french spelling __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-20-2005, 12:50 PM	#35
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Demand France's surrender to the sovereign state of Georgia. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

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