Kal-El Coppola Cage

TazFTW · 10-04-2005, 02:17 AM

From IMDB,

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Cage Is a Dad Again

Hollywood star Nicolas Cage is celebrating after his third wife Alice Kim gave birth to their first child together yesterday. The Oscar-winning actor, 41, and Kim Cage, 21, welcomed their son Kal-El Coppola Cage in a New York City hospital yesterday morning. The Leaving Las Vegas star's publicist Annett Wolf confirmed, "They are healthy and happy and it's quite lovely." Cage and Kim wed in July 2004 after a whirlwind six month courtship. They met when the actor visited the Los Angeles restaurant where Kim was employed as a waitress. The actor has previously been married to actress Patricia Arquette and singer Lisa Marie Presley. He has a son Weston, 13, from his relationship with ex-girlfriend Kristina Fulton.

Kal-El?? It's not as bad as Apple but come on, Kal-El?

Chief Rum · 10-04-2005, 02:25 AM

Kal-El is Klingon for "James"

Neon_Chaos · 10-04-2005, 02:32 AM

Well, Cage is THE BIGGEST Superman fan.

Kal-El's Supe's Krypton name, right?

sachmo71 · 10-04-2005, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Kal-El is Klingon for "James"

Kryptonese, but I see where you are going.

Nothing is worse than Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee. Gha.

DanGarion · 10-04-2005, 08:37 AM

Superman?!?!?1

oliegirl · 10-04-2005, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

Kryptonese, but I see where you are going.

Nothing is worse than Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee. Gha.

No, the worst is Jemaine Jackson's daughter....Jermajesty

rkmsuf · 10-04-2005, 10:21 AM

poor little bastard

SackAttack · 10-04-2005, 10:35 AM

I am of the firm opinion that people who pick idiotic names for their children under the guise of "oh, I want them to have original names so they don't get mixed up with 5 other kids in kindergarten!" need to be shot on sight.

Bearcat729 · 10-04-2005, 11:17 AM

Will he Kneel before Zod?

sachmo71 · 10-04-2005, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat729

Will he Kneel before Zod?

Him and numerous other guys at the blue oyster bar.

Honolulu_Blue · 10-04-2005, 02:48 PM

Kal-el. I like it. He can go by "Kal" for short, which isn't too bad. A nice shoutout to Superman. Lady H_B would never allow me to get away with such a thing.

Raiders Army · 10-04-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

Him and numerous other guys at the blue oyster bar.

That's the best

Dutch · 10-04-2005, 09:53 PM

That name is fucking terrible. Hollywood types are rediculous. They name their kids with wacky names so they can finally have something to talk about at the next dinner party. It's cool for about 4 years until the kid turns into a selfish spoiled little brat. Then the parents end up getting the cool named kid some nanny to watch him/her/them until they are teenagers, by which point the kids are so miserable and hate their names that they just turn to drugs, because the drugs turn Kal-el into Steve...which they can cope with. But then, after a while, it takes even more drugs to make Kal-el turn into Steve, which by the age of 19 they die of drug overdoses. It's the never ending story in crazy fun Hollywoodland.

Ksyrup · 10-10-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat729

Will he Kneel before Zod?

It appears that we all will be soon:

http://www.zod2008.com/

The kids' page is particularly funny.

Ksyrup · 10-10-2005, 02:18 PM

Dola.

This is what made me think of this thread:

Q. Nicholas Cage's wife, Kim, has given birth this day to a son, who they have named Kal-El Coppola Cage. This sort of insolence must not be tolerated. I caper in gleeful anticipation of seeing what punishment you inflict upon them, their offspring, and the surrounding countryside. — Murray Dodds
A. What kind of traitor dares such foolishness? Will anyone accept responsibility and step before Zod? This is mockery and treachery of the highest order. I dare say that I promise swift and ruthless executions of those responsible.

The future President and his staff react noticeably as Ed Randall, campaign worker, pronounces the the name of Nicolas Cage's heathen child. (AP/Boston Globe)

MJ4H · 10-10-2005, 02:23 PM

oh JEEZ thats awesome

Bearcat729 · 10-10-2005, 02:37 PM

Q. I have seen that another hopeful candidate for the 2008 elections is Christopher Walken (http://www.walken2008.com/). I have been a great supporter of his, but I have much respect for your authoritarian regime. I am unsure which of these two great evils I should vote for. Is there any chance for a political debate during campaign time between you and Mr. Walken? — Beth R.
A. Yes, but can Walken promise you cruel oppression and harsh totality? Why allow him to coddle you with platitudes, only to be disappointed years after the election? I promise you a future of darkness. And it's only in darkness that you see light. I promise you ascent, and elevation, living the life of austerity as you relegate your possessions and lives. Warmed in that monastic aura you shall find enlightenment and happiness. To this I say: Give me your vote, and kneel before Zod!

10-04-2005, 02:25 AM	#2
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Kal-El is Klingon for "James" __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

10-04-2005, 02:32 AM	#3
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	Well, Cage is THE BIGGEST Superman fan. Kal-El's Supe's Krypton name, right? __________________ Come and see.

10-04-2005, 08:37 AM	#5
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	Superman?!?!?1 __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

10-04-2005, 10:21 AM	#7
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	poor little bastard __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

10-04-2005, 02:48 PM	#11
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	Kal-el. I like it. He can go by "Kal" for short, which isn't too bad. A nice shoutout to Superman. Lady H_B would never allow me to get away with such a thing. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

10-04-2005, 10:35 AM	#8
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	I am of the firm opinion that people who pick idiotic names for their children under the guise of "oh, I want them to have original names so they don't get mixed up with 5 other kids in kindergarten!" need to be shot on sight.

10-04-2005, 11:17 AM	#9
Bearcat729 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio	Will he Kneel before Zod?

10-04-2005, 09:53 PM	#13
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	That name is fucking terrible. Hollywood types are rediculous. They name their kids with wacky names so they can finally have something to talk about at the next dinner party. It's cool for about 4 years until the kid turns into a selfish spoiled little brat. Then the parents end up getting the cool named kid some nanny to watch him/her/them until they are teenagers, by which point the kids are so miserable and hate their names that they just turn to drugs, because the drugs turn Kal-el into Steve...which they can cope with. But then, after a while, it takes even more drugs to make Kal-el turn into Steve, which by the age of 19 they die of drug overdoses. It's the never ending story in crazy fun Hollywoodland.

10-10-2005, 02:23 PM	#16
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	oh JEEZ thats awesome

10-10-2005, 02:37 PM	#17
Bearcat729 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio	Q. I have seen that another hopeful candidate for the 2008 elections is Christopher Walken (http://www.walken2008.com/). I have been a great supporter of his, but I have much respect for your authoritarian regime. I am unsure which of these two great evils I should vote for. Is there any chance for a political debate during campaign time between you and Mr. Walken? — Beth R. A. Yes, but can Walken promise you cruel oppression and harsh totality? Why allow him to coddle you with platitudes, only to be disappointed years after the election? I promise you a future of darkness. And it's only in darkness that you see light. I promise you ascent, and elevation, living the life of austerity as you relegate your possessions and lives. Warmed in that monastic aura you shall find enlightenment and happiness. To this I say: Give me your vote, and kneel before Zod!

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