Enrique "Tiny" Igelsias

rkmsuf · 11-09-2005, 11:02 AM

haha!

IGLESIAS NEEDS SMALL CONDOMS

Also see:
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS
ANNA KOURNIKOVA

Pop heart-throb ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has hinted he's not the perfect lover, by revealing he wants to launch his own range of small condoms.

The Spanish singer enjoys a high profile relationship with tennis beauty ANNA KOURNIKOVA and is lusted after by female fans around the world. But they may be underwhelmed by his confession.

He says, "The next product I'm going to put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it's really embarrassing for people."

hxxp://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/iglesias%20needs%20small%20condoms

oliegirl · 11-09-2005, 11:03 AM

Poor Anna...no wonder he bought her such a big diamond!

vex · 11-09-2005, 11:06 AM

This for real?

sovereignstar · 11-09-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by vexroid

This for real?

Are you serious?

vex · 11-09-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Are you serious?

I suppose.

gottimd · 11-09-2005, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Are you serious?

You're kidding right?

Desnudo · 11-09-2005, 11:35 AM

Where do you find this stuff rkmsuf?

sovereignstar · 11-09-2005, 11:36 AM

If a girl says that size doesn't matter, she's lying. If Enrique did have a short, short man, Anna would be looking the other direction - trust me.

rkmsuf · 11-09-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Where do you find this stuff rkmsuf?

Anna told me last night as we were humping. You know I had to go to the press with it.

Desnudo · 11-09-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

If a girl says that size doesn't matter, she's lying. If Enrique did have a short, short man, Anna would be looking the other direction - trust me.

Are you declaring yourself the FOFC authority on small penises?

rkmsuf · 11-09-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Are you declaring yourself the FOFC authority on small penises?

lol

Shkspr · 11-09-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Anna told me last night as we were humping. You know I had to go to the press with it.

So if your left hand is named "Anna", what's the right hand named?

sovereignstar · 11-09-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Are you declaring yourself the FOFC authority on small penises?

I would like to declare myself as the FOFC authority on all sizes and shapes of penises, thank you.

rkmsuf · 11-09-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Shkspr

So if your left hand is named "Anna", what's the right hand named?

Shkspr

sovereignstar · 11-09-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

lol

What are you laughing at, penis poster?

rkmsuf · 11-09-2005, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

What are you laughing at, penis poster?

I just report the facts as presented and offer no insight into the small penis world.

Desnudo · 11-09-2005, 11:58 AM

Samdari · 11-09-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Where do you find this stuff rkmsuf?

Amazing what you find when you go on the internet looking to purchase extra small condoms.

Raiders Army · 11-09-2005, 12:10 PM

LOL at everything here.

PilotMan · 11-09-2005, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by vexroid

I suppose.

Statement - 1 - love

rkmsuf · 11-09-2005, 12:41 PM

http://www.madsb.com/enrique/enrique.asf

Ksyrup · 11-09-2005, 12:43 PM

Man, I love that clip. I've got that in the same folder as the Earl Weaver clip.

rkmsuf · 11-09-2005, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Man, I love that clip. I've got that in the same folder as the Earl Weaver clip.

that thing makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

kingfc22 · 11-09-2005, 01:00 PM

Best thread ever.

Neon_Chaos · 11-09-2005, 08:53 PM

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

st.cronin · 11-09-2005, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by PilotMan

Statement - 1 - love

winner

11-09-2005, 12:41 PM	#21
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	http://www.madsb.com/enrique/enrique.asf __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-09-2005, 12:43 PM	#22
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Man, I love that clip. I've got that in the same folder as the Earl Weaver clip. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-09-2005, 01:00 PM	#24
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Best thread ever. __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

11-09-2005, 08:53 PM	#25
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	BEST. THREAD. EVER. __________________ Come and see.

11-09-2005, 11:06 AM	#3
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	This for real?

11-09-2005, 11:35 AM	#7
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Where do you find this stuff rkmsuf?

11-09-2005, 11:36 AM	#8
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	If a girl says that size doesn't matter, she's lying. If Enrique did have a short, short man, Anna would be looking the other direction - trust me.

11-09-2005, 11:58 AM	#17
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	lol

11-09-2005, 12:10 PM	#19
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	LOL at everything here.

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