The She-Rahn's Drunk

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 12:22 AM

Yep. Not much of a drinker so all it took was a bottle and a half of wine. Riesling and a Chardonnay if you care.

The He-Rahn and I are watching old Tivo'd Las Vegas and he's explaing to me what exaclty a fluffer is. Apparetnly I had that one all wrong.

bbor · 12-17-2005, 12:27 AM

I have no response to this.......

Antmeister · 12-17-2005, 12:27 AM

OK....drunk posting has take a turn for the .......better.....I think.
Let me check.
Pix pls thx!
Any embarrassing/compromising photo will do.

Schmidty · 12-17-2005, 12:28 AM

I am very......interested in how this turns out.

Schmidty · 12-17-2005, 12:29 AM

Dola.

A bottle and a half of wine????? You're still awake?????

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 12:30 AM

I guess I'm just confused about why it's needed. He's not doing a very good job explaining it.

Schmidty · 12-17-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I guess I'm just confused about why it's needed. He's not doing a very good job explaining it.

To make babies?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 12:32 AM

But it's pron, why do you need a fluffer?

Dola - never mind. Got it. Took me a minute or 20.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 12:35 AM

I want to go to Vegas.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 12:41 AM

ok decided I'm totally pro-fluffer. i think we should get one of our own, if she can be the nanny too that would be great. if she could do laundry and cook i'd marry her.

Schmidty · 12-17-2005, 12:43 AM

Ok, I think it's time to go "know" my wife.

Arles · 12-17-2005, 12:47 AM

I have a feeling this will not end well. Still, my responses were for educational value only. I'm also trying to figure out what "pron" is.

Antmeister · 12-17-2005, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

ok decided I'm totally pro-fluffer. i think we should get one of our own, if she can be the nanny too that would be great. if she could do laundry and cook i'd marry her.

Hey now! I need pics and details of the nanny/fluffer and your courtship please.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Arles

I have a feeling this will not end well.

um ok. thanks.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 12:57 AM

Ok I don't understad the appeal of drukn posting. It's hard to concentrate too not sound like a total boob.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 01:03 AM

It's midnite. I'm way gone and Alres is giving tech support. My life is so sad now.

Any regular husband would have me naked by now.

Arles · 12-17-2005, 01:03 AM

The appeal is all in your punctuation and spelling.

(do I get an elitist tag for that one?)

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 01:08 AM

Yep now he's watching house. poor she-rahn.

bbor · 12-17-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Ok I don't understad the appeal of drukn posting. It's hard to concentrate too not sound like a total boob.

Tee-hee...she said boob

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 01:12 AM

boobboobboobbbbooob

boobies

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 01:16 AM

speaking of boobies, Jenna Jameson bought a strip club here in town in August.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 01:20 AM

ok tired now.

muns · 12-17-2005, 01:25 AM

Classic

dervack · 12-17-2005, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Arles

I'm also trying to figure out what "pron" is.

Duh, shrimp.

NoMyths · 12-17-2005, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

It's midnite. I'm way gone and Alres is giving tech support. My life is so sad now.

Any regular husband would have me naked by now.

Oh, this has to be preserved for posterity.

Sounds like a fun night, Farrah.

CamEdwards · 12-17-2005, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Yep now he's watching house. poor she-rahn.

hey, house is a good show.

Have fun with the hangover in the morning.

Icy · 12-17-2005, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

It's midnite. I'm way gone and Alres is giving tech support. My life is so sad now.

Any regular husband would have me naked by now.

Nah, all the regular husbands in this board were playing BBCF and not paying atention to naked women, that is what your husband has done with our lifes.

CamEdwards · 12-17-2005, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Icy

Nah, all the regular husbands in this board were playing BBCF and not paying atention to naked women, that is what your husband has done with our lifes.

Not this guy.

Okay, I was in bed at 9:30 because Saturday's my day to get up with the twins, which usually means I'm up by 5:00 a.m. But still... no text sim is better than an attractive naked woman in your bed.

Tim Tellean · 12-17-2005, 07:50 AM

Unless you've been married to her and the outward appearance thrill only lasts so long before she opens her mouth, and complains about something.

Draft Dodger · 12-17-2005, 08:10 AM

I love wine (especially Riesling).

I hate wine hangovers.

oliegirl · 12-17-2005, 08:16 AM

Ok - I'd like an official answer to what a "fluffer" is...and while we're at it, I once watched a movie that mentioned "snowblowing" as a sexual term and I'd like clarification of what that is too...

Draft Dodger · 12-17-2005, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Ok - I'd like an official answer to what a "fluffer" is...and while we're at it, I once watched a movie that mentioned "snowblowing" as a sexual term and I'd like clarification of what that is too...

was it snow blowing or snow balling? never heard of the former. not very inclined to explain the latter.

a fluffer is a girl who works off-camera on a porn shoot. her job is to get the male actors "ready" for their scene. they also appear in about every third Penthous Forum letter, as in, guy goes back home for a break, runs into the quiet shy girl from Chemistry class, they go out, she reveals her occupation as a fluffer and invites him to the set of her next shoot, during which the male star can't perform so our hero is tabbed on the spot as a replacement, and, of course, his friend the chemistry girl is his fluffer, whereupon hilarity ensues. or so I'm told.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Ok - I'd like an official answer to what a "fluffer" is...and while we're at it, I once watched a movie that mentioned "snowblowing" as a sexual term and I'd like clarification of what that is too...

DD's right about the fluffer. I was thinking it was the person responsible for the linens on a pron shoot. You know, the guy who changes the sheets and makes sure everything's in place. I was way off on that.

I'm still decidedly pro-fluffer, but only if I can have one of my own.

And I don't know what Snowblowing is - were you watching Stepmom? I think that's where I heard it. No one ever explained it to me either.

Icy · 12-17-2005, 08:44 AM

I'm with Draft Dodger, oliegirl i think you mean snowballing and i'm not going to give a lot of details in this board about that either. Let's say it's about exchanging from one mouth to other the sexual fluids that have the color of the snow.

oliegirl · 12-17-2005, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

was it snow blowing or snow balling? never heard of the former. not very inclined to explain the latter.

a fluffer is a girl who works off-camera on a porn shoot. her job is to get the male actors "ready" for their scene. they also appear in about every third Penthous Forum letter, as in, guy goes back home for a break, runs into the quiet shy girl from Chemistry class, they go out, she reveals her occupation as a fluffer and invites him to the set of her next shoot, during which the male star can't perform so our hero is tabbed on the spot as a replacement, and, of course, his friend the chemistry girl is his fluffer, whereupon hilarity ensues. or so I'm told.

Ahhh - thanks

I don't read Penthouse so I would have never known all that!

Seriously, I don't remember if it was snowblowing or snowballing...but now you have me intrigued so please define snowballing. You can PM me if it's that controversial...but I really do want to know

Airhog · 12-17-2005, 08:46 AM

Google Snowblowing if you want to know. It is the same thing as Snowballing btw.

oliegirl · 12-17-2005, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Icy

I'm with Draft Dodger, oliegirl i think you mean snowballing and i'm not going to give a lot of details in this board about that either. Let's say it's about exchanging from one mouth to other the sexual fluids that have the color of the snow.

EWWWWWWWWW!!!! OK, that is enough information!!!! No more explanation needed

JonInMiddleGA · 12-17-2005, 08:46 AM

Snowblow -- Snowblow (verb)A slang term for when a girl puts snow or ice in her mouth and then gives a guy a blowjob.

from http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/T...llstories.html

Airhog · 12-17-2005, 08:47 AM

Do women really need a fluffer in porn? I thought only the males get them?

Hey larry's at half mast again, bring in the fluffer!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy

I'm with Draft Dodger, oliegirl i think you mean snowballing and i'm not going to give a lot of details in this board about that either. Let's say it's about exchanging from one mouth to other the sexual fluids that have the color of the snow.

Breastmilk?

oliegirl · 12-17-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Snowblow -- Snowblow (verb)A slang term for when a girl puts snow or ice in her mouth and then gives a guy a blowjob.

from http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/T...llstories.html

That doesnt' sound very enjoyable for either party involved...just sounds cold

oliegirl · 12-17-2005, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Breastmilk?

What are you doing up at this god awful (In AZ) hour after being drunk last night? You should be sleeping it off and Arlie should be on baby duty!

Icy · 12-17-2005, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Breastmilk?

Lol, not "exactly" that fluid but the one that after 9 months makes you to produce the breastmilk

JonInMiddleGA · 12-17-2005, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

That doesnt' sound very enjoyable for either party involved...just sounds cold

I hadn't really thought of snow as a sexual aid before (hazard of living where it rarely snows at all I guess) but ice has a variety of useful applications.

Then again, so does candle wax.

Grammaticus · 12-17-2005, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

Do women really need a fluffer in porn? I thought only the males get them?

Hey larry's at half mast again, bring in the fluffer!

Actually, I think half mast is the standard setting in porn. Once below half mast, fluffers unleashed.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

What are you doing up at this god awful (In AZ) hour after being drunk last night? You should be sleeping it off and Arlie should be on baby duty!

hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Arlie on baby duty. That's funny. Not while there's a patch or an update or any game in development ever.

Baby and I are in our jammies watching cartoons while I chug the glorious liquid known as water, and wait for the advil to kick in and kill the little men jackhammering in my head.

Grammaticus · 12-17-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Arlie on baby duty. That's funny. Not while there's a patch or an update or any game in development ever.

Baby and I are in our jammies watching cartoons while I chug the glorious liquid known as water, and wait for the advil to kick in and kill the little men jackhammering in my head.

Drink some Pedialyte, that stuff will re-hydrate you faster than anything else.

st.cronin · 12-17-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Arlie on baby duty. That's funny. Not while there's a patch or an update or any game in development ever.

Baby and I are in our jammies watching cartoons while I chug the glorious liquid known as water, and wait for the advil to kick in and kill the little men jackhammering in my head.

Do the little men have fluffers?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Do the little men have fluffers?

They don't seem to need them. Doing a fine job.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2005, 09:19 AM

OMG.

My email.

12-17-2005, 12:27 AM	#2
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I have no response to this....... __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

12-17-2005, 12:28 AM	#4
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I am very......interested in how this turns out. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

12-17-2005, 12:29 AM	#5
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Dola. A bottle and a half of wine????? You're still awake????? __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross Last edited by Schmidty : 12-17-2005 at 12:29 AM.

12-17-2005, 12:32 AM	#8
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	But it's pron, why do you need a fluffer? Dola - never mind. Got it. Took me a minute or 20. Last edited by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn : 12-17-2005 at 12:33 AM.

12-17-2005, 12:43 AM	#11
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Ok, I think it's time to go "know" my wife. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

12-17-2005, 12:27 AM	#3
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	OK....drunk posting has take a turn for the .......better.....I think. Let me check. Pix pls thx! Any embarrassing/compromising photo will do.

12-17-2005, 12:30 AM	#6
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I guess I'm just confused about why it's needed. He's not doing a very good job explaining it.

12-17-2005, 12:35 AM	#9
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I want to go to Vegas.

12-17-2005, 12:41 AM	#10
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	ok decided I'm totally pro-fluffer. i think we should get one of our own, if she can be the nanny too that would be great. if she could do laundry and cook i'd marry her.

12-17-2005, 12:47 AM	#12
Arles Grey Dog Software Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix, AZ by way of Belleville, IL	I have a feeling this will not end well. Still, my responses were for educational value only. I'm also trying to figure out what "pron" is.

12-17-2005, 12:57 AM	#15
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Ok I don't understad the appeal of drukn posting. It's hard to concentrate too not sound like a total boob.

12-17-2005, 01:03 AM	#16
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	It's midnite. I'm way gone and Alres is giving tech support. My life is so sad now. Any regular husband would have me naked by now.

12-17-2005, 01:08 AM	#18
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Yep now he's watching house. poor she-rahn.

12-17-2005, 01:12 AM	#20
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	boobboobboobbbbooob boobies

12-17-2005, 01:16 AM	#21
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	speaking of boobies, Jenna Jameson bought a strip club here in town in August.

12-17-2005, 01:20 AM	#22
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	ok tired now.

12-17-2005, 01:25 AM	#23
muns Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Baltimore MD	Classic

12-17-2005, 07:50 AM	#29
Tim Tellean High School JV Join Date: Dec 2005	Unless you've been married to her and the outward appearance thrill only lasts so long before she opens her mouth, and complains about something.

12-17-2005, 08:10 AM	#30
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12-17-2005, 08:44 AM	#34
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	I'm with Draft Dodger, oliegirl i think you mean snowballing and i'm not going to give a lot of details in this board about that either. Let's say it's about exchanging from one mouth to other the sexual fluids that have the color of the snow. Last edited by Icy : 12-17-2005 at 08:44 AM.

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Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Google Snowblowing if you want to know. It is the same thing as Snowballing btw. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

12-17-2005, 08:46 AM	#38
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Snowblow -- Snowblow (verb)A slang term for when a girl puts snow or ice in her mouth and then gives a guy a blowjob. from http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/T...llstories.html __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

12-17-2005, 08:47 AM	#39
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Do women really need a fluffer in porn? I thought only the males get them? Hey larry's at half mast again, bring in the fluffer! __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

12-17-2005, 09:19 AM	#50
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	OMG. My email.

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