Dude ex-girlfriends be crazy

korme · 12-23-2005, 06:35 PM

That's all. I don't need advice because I know how to handle the current situation, I'm just like..

wow.. let it go. Move on. Please.

WSUCougar · 12-23-2005, 06:36 PM

Is that, "Dude! Ex-girlfriends be crazy!"

Or more like, "Ex-girlfriends who are dudes be crazy."

korme · 12-23-2005, 06:49 PM

the second one

Joe · 12-23-2005, 07:22 PM

you never should've broken up with suicane

Glengoyne · 12-23-2005, 07:25 PM

Had a friend who was stalked by an ex for a while. It was a hillarious story, at one point he was at the police station as an officer spoke to the girl's parents. His side of the conversation went something like this. "Oh Really?"...."Oh so she's done this before?"......"Oh really!"..."I'll let him know"...."Yes Thank You....Oh?!...OKAY I'll pass that on". Then the officer hung up, and said "Yeah your screwed...She's a crazy bitch. Crazy but apparently harmless according to her doctor"

He had gone to the police after she had chased him across the city in traffic at one point rear ending him, and spinning her tires trying to push his car into an intersection.

He's a teacher, and one night she broke like a dozen alcohol bottles against the door of his classroom. The principal wasn't real happy with him about that.

It all ended well though about six months later I was with his roommate, and we walked in on him screwing her on the trunk of his car in his garage. I guess she was actually quite talented.

st.cronin · 12-23-2005, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

It all ended well though about six months later I was with his roommate, and we walked in on him screwing her on the trunk of his car in his garage. I guess she was actually quite talented.

I suspect that is not actually the end of the story...

Cringer · 12-23-2005, 07:41 PM

Hope the chick was light weight. I wouldn't want to risk denting my car with a big girl.

korme · 12-23-2005, 07:46 PM

Well to be fair my roomie has a ex crazier than mine. She finds out what he will be doing later that night from other people, randomly shows up to make it extra-awkward, spends half the night crying to make the situation shitty for him, then goes and sleeps in his bed waiting for him.

st.cronin · 12-23-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Well to be fair my roomie has a ex crazier than mine. She finds out what he will be doing later that night from other people, randomly shows up to make it extra-awkward, spends half the night crying to make the situation shitty for him, then goes and sleeps in his bed waiting for him.

He should booby trap his bed.

Joe · 12-23-2005, 07:52 PM

does your ex look 9 years old like you do?

Desmond · 12-23-2005, 08:02 PM

Trying so hard to come up with a non bannable response.....It just isn't in me.

sabotai · 12-23-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Well to be fair my roomie has a ex crazier than mine. She finds out what he will be doing later that night from other people, randomly shows up to make it extra-awkward, spends half the night crying to make the situation shitty for him, then goes and sleeps in his bed waiting for him.

College is great, ain't it!?

korme · 12-23-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

does your ex look 9 years old like you do?

More 7, 8ish. I like em young.

Apathetic Lurker · 12-23-2005, 08:26 PM

I was stalked for a long time...but it's ok now ..we are married.

Fidatelo · 12-23-2005, 08:51 PM

Bruce: You again!

Woman: Are you following me?

Bruce: Why no. I'm stalking you.

Woman: Oh, really?

Bruce: Yeah.

Woman: The neighbors have been saying there was a man with a slightly crazed, yet focused demeanor standing for a long time in my hedge, neck pivoted to my window.

Bruce: Yup. That's me!

[Both giggle]

Woman: Well good.

Bruce: Great.

Woman:...well it's good to finally meet you.

Bruce: Nice to finally meet you.

Woman: So, how you been?

Bruce: Oh pretty good, you know-- same old, same old.

Woman: I guess you're not gonna ask me how I've been cuz you've been watching...

Bruce: ...I've been watching you.

Woman: Right.

Bruce: A lot...

Woman: So whatcha been up to?

Bruce: Oh ya know, not too much. The stalking keeps me pretty busy. And actually I've got a bit of a cold right now cuz it's really lousy weather for... stalking.

Woman: Can I ask you one question?

Bruce: Shoot.

Woman: Why *are* you stalking me?

Bruce: Because you are the one. You are the unspoiled virgin bride. You are the blond canvas on which I will paint my future. Don't you remember? You smiled at me once in a croissanterie. We never spoke; we didn't have to. You chose me. Now I stand outside your window waiting. I stand there and when you go to sleep I become calm. I can feel my heartbeat slow down, and beat...just...like...yours.

Woman: [giggling] Ohh! I get it; perfectly clear.

Bruce: Yeah, anyway.

Woman: See ya.

Bruce: Well, happy shopping.

Woman: See ya. Thanks and happy stalking.

Bruce: Thanks. Nice bumping into you.

Woman: See ya around.

Bruce: Hey you changed your answering machine code, eh?

Woman: My co...my code? Yeah. I have...I have to get going now cuz someone's waiting just to...

Bruce: Oh, okay. Sure. Really? Cool. Nice meeting ya. That went well. Yeah.

Rockstar · 12-24-2005, 06:25 AM

Dont panic until stuffed toy animals with knives stabbed in them start showing up on your doorstep. (And hell NO. I have never ever given a woman a stuffed toy animal)

Young Drachma · 12-24-2005, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

That's all. I don't need advice because I know how to handle the current situation, I'm just like..

wow.. let it go. Move on. Please.

I hear you on this one. I know what this is like...

12-23-2005, 06:36 PM	#2
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Is that, "Dude! Ex-girlfriends be crazy!" Or more like, "Ex-girlfriends who are dudes be crazy." __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-23-2005, 07:41 PM	#7
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Hope the chick was light weight. I wouldn't want to risk denting my car with a big girl. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

12-23-2005, 08:51 PM	#15
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Bruce: You again! Woman: Are you following me? Bruce: Why no. I'm stalking you. Woman: Oh, really? Bruce: Yeah. Woman: The neighbors have been saying there was a man with a slightly crazed, yet focused demeanor standing for a long time in my hedge, neck pivoted to my window. Bruce: Yup. That's me! [Both giggle] Woman: Well good. Bruce: Great. Woman:...well it's good to finally meet you. Bruce: Nice to finally meet you. Woman: So, how you been? Bruce: Oh pretty good, you know-- same old, same old. Woman: I guess you're not gonna ask me how I've been cuz you've been watching... Bruce: ...I've been watching you. Woman: Right. Bruce: A lot... Woman: So whatcha been up to? Bruce: Oh ya know, not too much. The stalking keeps me pretty busy. And actually I've got a bit of a cold right now cuz it's really lousy weather for... stalking. Woman: Can I ask you one question? Bruce: Shoot. Woman: Why are you stalking me? Bruce: Because you are the one. You are the unspoiled virgin bride. You are the blond canvas on which I will paint my future. Don't you remember? You smiled at me once in a croissanterie. We never spoke; we didn't have to. You chose me. Now I stand outside your window waiting. I stand there and when you go to sleep I become calm. I can feel my heartbeat slow down, and beat...just...like...yours. Woman: [giggling] Ohh! I get it; perfectly clear. Bruce: Yeah, anyway. Woman: See ya. Bruce: Well, happy shopping. Woman: See ya. Thanks and happy stalking. Bruce: Thanks. Nice bumping into you. Woman: See ya around. Bruce: Hey you changed your answering machine code, eh? Woman: My co...my code? Yeah. I have...I have to get going now cuz someone's waiting just to... Bruce: Oh, okay. Sure. Really? Cool. Nice meeting ya. That went well. Yeah. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

12-24-2005, 06:25 AM	#16
Rockstar Mascot Join Date: Jun 2005	Dont panic until stuffed toy animals with knives stabbed in them start showing up on your doorstep. (And hell NO. I have never ever given a woman a stuffed toy animal) __________________ Your wife was at the show last night.

12-23-2005, 06:49 PM	#3
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	the second one

12-23-2005, 07:22 PM	#4
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	you never should've broken up with suicane

12-23-2005, 07:25 PM	#5
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	Had a friend who was stalked by an ex for a while. It was a hillarious story, at one point he was at the police station as an officer spoke to the girl's parents. His side of the conversation went something like this. "Oh Really?"...."Oh so she's done this before?"......"Oh really!"..."I'll let him know"...."Yes Thank You....Oh?!...OKAY I'll pass that on". Then the officer hung up, and said "Yeah your screwed...She's a crazy bitch. Crazy but apparently harmless according to her doctor" He had gone to the police after she had chased him across the city in traffic at one point rear ending him, and spinning her tires trying to push his car into an intersection. He's a teacher, and one night she broke like a dozen alcohol bottles against the door of his classroom. The principal wasn't real happy with him about that. It all ended well though about six months later I was with his roommate, and we walked in on him screwing her on the trunk of his car in his garage. I guess she was actually quite talented.

12-23-2005, 07:46 PM	#8
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Well to be fair my roomie has a ex crazier than mine. She finds out what he will be doing later that night from other people, randomly shows up to make it extra-awkward, spends half the night crying to make the situation shitty for him, then goes and sleeps in his bed waiting for him.

12-23-2005, 07:52 PM	#10
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	does your ex look 9 years old like you do?

12-23-2005, 08:02 PM	#11
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Trying so hard to come up with a non bannable response.....It just isn't in me.

12-23-2005, 08:26 PM	#14
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	I was stalked for a long time...but it's ok now ..we are married.

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