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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Osama goes to heaven
When Osama bin Laden finally died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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02-17-2006, 09:45 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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Groan.
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02-17-2006, 09:46 AM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Hey, it's Friday. Cut me some slack, Jack.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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02-17-2006, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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All the more reason for vote for Mark Warner in 2008.
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02-17-2006, 10:46 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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Awesome.
On a different note - my four young sons think I got The 40 Year Old Virginian for my birthday
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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02-17-2006, 01:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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That was a pretty good effort for a Friday
SI
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02-17-2006, 01:21 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Hold on... it's coming...
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