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Old 02-19-2006, 06:28 PM   #1
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Last night was cool

My girl and i were just going to be home bodies, but decided we needed to actually eat. So we went out so she could get a smoothie. We go to planet smoothie and there is a bar right next door. As we're walking into the smoothie shop, we see two people making out in front of the bar. My girl is like, these people don't need to be doing that. We get closer, and we see they both have long hair (one has a hat on). I ask, "wait, is that two girls?" My girl says she doesn't know. Obviously I do the "go in without me" bit, but I know that won't fly, so I try to hold my view as long as I can. Right before I walk in the smoothie shop, they stop kissing and I get a good look at them. Two smoking hot women... It was great. I've seen women kissing in a bar, but you kind of expect it. But it really wasn't what I was expecting on the way to get a smoothie. Got to say, it was a pleasant bonus.

That was all.... good night all around though.

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Old 02-19-2006, 06:33 PM   #2
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sounds better than when I was at a bar/club in DC last week (Hawk N' Dove) and had 2 dudes next to us on the dance floor that were making out.
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:46 PM   #3
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Last night was also cool b/c it was my birfday!!
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:49 PM   #4
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Last night was also cool b/c it was my birfday!!
Can't say that was crossing my mind as i went to bed.
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:54 PM   #5
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Well my gf and buddies gf almost getting it on for my b-day was certainly cool....and may have been going through ur mind...maybe they were the 2 u saw outside the bar!

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Old 02-19-2006, 06:57 PM   #6
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I recently discovered that "Lesbianism" originally referred to what we now call "Fellatio." It took on a different meaning later, I guess because of Sappho.

I'm sure some feminist post-graduate student is writing/has written her dissertation on the parallels between that original meaning and today's girl on girl on porn.
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Old 02-19-2006, 07:43 PM   #7
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easy and/or sublime.....

pix pls k thx
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Old 02-19-2006, 07:45 PM   #8
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easy and/or sublime.....

pix pls k thx
Here's a pic of a high-fibre truffle-sniffing magic lamp
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:06 PM   #9
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Here's a pic of a high-fibre truffle-sniffing magic lamp

not really doing it for me.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:14 PM   #10
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This thread is useless with out chick make out pix.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:16 PM   #11
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:21 PM   #12
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:22 PM   #13
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I love a chick threesome... especially when I get to eat them when they're through.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:25 PM   #14
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LOL! Blondes no less...
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:25 PM   #15
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:26 PM   #16
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Quik has pwned this thread.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:30 PM   #17
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I like it best rotisserie... nice and slick.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:31 PM   #18
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that's so hot!
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:33 PM   #19
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LOL! Blondes no less...

not sure that the curtains match the rug, though
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:36 PM   #20
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I was disappointed with the lack of tongue in Quiksand's pic.

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Old 02-19-2006, 08:36 PM   #21
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not sure that the curtains match the rug, though
They don't with most blondes.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:37 PM   #22
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They don't with most blondes.
pix plz thx, preferably while preggers
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:39 PM   #23
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They don't with most blondes.

Regarding the house I'm currently negotiating, we're planning to tear the carpeting out anyway. I guess you could say my lady prefers hardwood.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:40 PM   #24
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Close enough?
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:41 PM   #25
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Regarding the house I'm currently negotiating, we're planning to tear the carpeting out anyway. I guess you could say my lady prefers hardwood.
Ask if she'd at least like a throw rug or a welcome mat.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:41 PM   #26
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Niiice puppies, there.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:42 PM   #27
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Close enough?
I'd comment on the dogness in your response to my request to Farrah, but I really down want to feel the wrath of Rahn.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:42 PM   #28
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Ask if she'd at least like a throw rug or a welcome mat.

/end pun

She was raised in Wisconsin so a welcome mat is required.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:44 PM   #29
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/end pun

She was raised in Wisconsin so a welcome mat is required.
/restart pun

Does she leave it out for when company come over?
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:45 PM   #30
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/restart pun

Does she leave it out for when company come over?

/ignore rude post
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:46 PM   #31
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:58 PM   #32
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I'd comment on the dogness in your response to my request to Farrah, but I really down want to feel the wrath of Rahn.
Ha! At least it's an attractive bitch.
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Old 02-19-2006, 09:39 PM   #33
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I wish we could have an entire forum devoted to hot lesbians and pubic hair.
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Old 02-19-2006, 09:46 PM   #34
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Kickie is on a roll tonight.
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:10 PM   #35
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I wish we could have an entire forum devoted to hot lesbians and pubic hair.
Actually, we normally put it in the strategy forum because no one goes there.
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:54 PM   #36
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My girl and i were just going to be home bodies, but decided we needed to actually eat. So we went out so she could get a smoothie. We go to planet smoothie and there is a bar right next door. As we're walking into the smoothie shop, we see two people making out in front of the bar. My girl is like, these people don't need to be doing that. We get closer, and we see they both have long hair (one has a hat on). I ask, "wait, is that two girls?" My girl says she doesn't know. Obviously I do the "go in without me" bit, but I know that won't fly, so I try to hold my view as long as I can. Right before I walk in the smoothie shop, they stop kissing and I get a good look at them. Two smoking hot women... It was great. I've seen women kissing in a bar, but you kind of expect it. But it really wasn't what I was expecting on the way to get a smoothie. Got to say, it was a pleasant bonus.

That was all.... good night all around though.
What street was that on? My girl and I were downtown last night as well, but catching a play at the Dock Street rather than hot lesbian action at a smoothie joint.
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:57 PM   #37
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It was over on Folly Road. Next to the Planet Smoothie in the Gold's Gym there is some new little bar, Sundog's or something. I'm intrigued, yet fearful it may be a straight up gay bar, so that outweighs the need to see women kiss.
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Old 02-19-2006, 11:01 PM   #38
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It was over on Folly Road. Next to the Planet Smoothie in the Gold's Gym there is some new little bar, Sundog's or something. I'm intrigued, yet fearful it may be a straight up gay bar, so that outweighs the need to see women kiss.
Ah...yeah, haven't been there.
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Old 02-19-2006, 11:07 PM   #39
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Now if only one of the two hotties making out was underage, we could move this item to the "Can a child molester ever be called 'hot'?" thread.
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:12 AM   #40
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:29 AM   #41
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It was about time Quiksand finally went off the deep end.

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Old 02-20-2006, 05:21 AM   #42
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I recently discovered that "Lesbianism" originally referred to what we now call "Fellatio." It took on a different meaning later, I guess because of Sappho.

I'm sure some feminist post-graduate student is writing/has written her dissertation on the parallels between that original meaning and today's girl on girl on porn.

Is this pre-Isle-of-Lesbos? Because as far as I know, that was a long ass time ago, and that's where the word 'Lesbian' came from.

I can't believe that while drunk I'm interrupting the genius of this thread for an historical anecdote.
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Old 02-20-2006, 08:10 AM   #43
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:10 PM   #44
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Is this pre-Isle-of-Lesbos? Because as far as I know, that was a long ass time ago, and that's where the word 'Lesbian' came from.

I can't believe that while drunk I'm interrupting the genius of this thread for an historical anecdote.

I don't really know. I was reading an article in the Oxford Classical Encyclopedia (or some such title - basically an encyclopedia of Greek and Latin cultures). I think the Isle of Lesbos was known for perversion first (which fellatio was apparently considered quite pererse at the time), then became more and more associated with girl on girl stuff, mostly because of the popularity of the poet Sapphos.

It's fun to read Thucyidides' history, with all the allusions to the Armies of the Lesbians.
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