Unofficial Hot or Not: Billy Joel's Daughter

TLK · 03-23-2006, 02:14 PM

I give to you... Alexa Ray Joel.

Senator · 03-23-2006, 02:18 PM

Quiksand says yes, and begins his own version of Uptown Girl.

Butter · 03-23-2006, 02:21 PM

She looks way too much like her dad.

Axxon · 03-23-2006, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

She looks way too much like her dad.

That's why I voted no. It's just too close a resemblance.

Havok · 03-23-2006, 02:45 PM

i'd hit it....... and twice on tuesday's

Ksyrup · 03-23-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Havok

i'd hit it for the longest time!

QuikSand · 03-23-2006, 02:51 PM

This is like a Freudian nightmare come true.

SelzShoes · 03-23-2006, 02:52 PM

Attractive, but not hot

st.cronin · 03-23-2006, 02:54 PM

How old is she? I would guess 14 by that pic.

Ramzavail · 03-23-2006, 02:58 PM

I'd trump that.

Fonzie · 03-23-2006, 03:01 PM

That ain't right.

cuervo72 · 03-23-2006, 03:03 PM

Oddly, I'd say some of her facial features in that pic look Portmanish.

Senator · 03-23-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

This is like a Freudian nightmare come true.

This got an over the top laugh from me.

DanGarion · 03-23-2006, 03:34 PM

WSUCougar · 03-23-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Oddly, I'd say some of her facial features in that pic look Portmanish.

Sometime...deep in the dark of night...Kodos will come and choke you with his tentacles for that.

AlexB · 03-23-2006, 03:35 PM

Too much like Paris Hilton - not hot

WSUCougar · 03-23-2006, 03:36 PM

Oh, and NOT HOT. She looks like the overly made-up friend of the girl who your friend is hot for. In other words: "wingman fodder."

Fonzie · 03-23-2006, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Oddly, I'd say some of her facial features in that pic look Portmanish.

Perhaps, in a Pervasive Developmental Disorder-kind of way.

Wolfpack · 03-23-2006, 03:38 PM

Disappointing...too much Billy, not enough Brinkley.... I remember seeing a couple of pictures when she was pretty young (about 10 or so) and thinking she was going to turn out like her mom. Guess I was wrong.

Ksyrup · 03-23-2006, 03:46 PM

She got stuck with his forehead.

Warhammer · 03-23-2006, 04:27 PM

I don't think it's her forehead, I think it's his eyes and they dominate her face.

Still, a little Captain Jack and I'll take her to my special island.

SackAttack · 03-23-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Senator

Quiksand says yes, and begins his own version of Uptown Girl.

I figured he'd be on his Downeaster Alexa.

RendeR · 03-23-2006, 10:20 PM

She got mom's brains and dad's looks...

poor girl is fooked.

Easy Mac · 03-23-2006, 10:28 PM

Shes the reason God made lights, dogs, and alcohol.

Schmidty · 03-23-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

She got stuck with his forehead.

Forehead?? Where in the blue hell are you looking?? You're a man, right?

Having said that, she is atrocious.

Havok · 03-23-2006, 10:45 PM

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see a pic of every guy here ragging her, along with your girlfriend/wife.

Now that would be funny thread

People are so overly critical in these threads.

is this chick a supermodel?? no... is she a solid 8? i think so and i'd kill it.

Julio Riddols · 03-24-2006, 08:41 AM

Look, if youre going to post a photo of a younger, thinner Kathy Najimy and call her Billy Idol's daughter, maybe you should ask Billys permission.

DanGarion · 03-24-2006, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Havok

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see a pic of every guy here ragging her, along with your girlfriend/wife.

Now that would be funny thread

People are so overly critical in these threads.

is this chick a supermodel?? no... is she a solid 8? i think so and i'd kill it.

You are looking at this all wrong. When you are answering a "Hot or Not" you have to look at the competition. This is a competition between alledgely beautiful women, and thus they must be graded agaist beautiful women. Not to say that anyone we are dating or married to isn't beautiful, it's just a different scale.

WSUCougar · 03-24-2006, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Havok

is she a solid 8? i think so and i'd kill it.

Ah, I didn't realize we were using the 1-20 FM rating scale. Good call. She's probably not very good at "heading," either.

rkmsuf · 03-24-2006, 08:59 AM

she looks smelly

Izulde · 03-24-2006, 12:57 PM

She looks like a duck with small girl boobs.

JonInMiddleGA · 03-24-2006, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Oddly, I'd say some of her facial features in that pic look Portmanish.

Not so odd ... I thought the same thing.

GrantDawg · 03-24-2006, 01:18 PM

Not seeing the hotness.

duckman · 03-24-2006, 01:24 PM

I would do her just to say I hit it.

saldana · 03-24-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

How old is she? I would guess 14 by that pic.

not sure how old in that pic, but her birthdate is December 29, 1985....i would have to say not hot, looks too much like dad....why oh why couldnt she have been a little clone of her mom (still hot, imo)

SFL Cat · 03-24-2006, 02:54 PM

Here's a NOT vote.

Havok · 03-24-2006, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangarion

You are looking at this all wrong. When you are answering a "Hot or Not" you have to look at the competition. This is a competition between alledgely beautiful women, and thus they must be graded agaist beautiful women. Not to say that anyone we are dating or married to isn't beautiful, it's just a different scale.

if thats the case then i agree, not hot. Comparing her to Portman, J-lo, Pam, and some of the others that have been done is some tough competition.

Eitherway, i'd still hit it

Desmond · 03-24-2006, 04:33 PM

I hear she can play the piano like Christie Brinkley.

PSUColonel · 03-24-2006, 06:05 PM

Funny...I just saw her at the Billy Joel concert in Philly on Monday night. Funny thing is, she was sitting next to a man I got talking to, and I really thought the guy looked a lot like Billy, but I didn't say anything. Does Billy have a brother?

Desnudo · 03-24-2006, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Havok

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see a pic of every guy here ragging her, along with your girlfriend/wife.

Now that would be funny thread

People are so overly critical in these threads.

is this chick a supermodel?? no... is she a solid 8? i think so and i'd kill it.

She looks like Billy Joel with long hair. Every girlfriend I've had is better looking than Billy Joel. I'm sorry if your girlfriend is not better looking than Billy Joel.

Havok · 03-24-2006, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

She looks like Billy Joel with long hair. Every girlfriend I've had is better looking than Billy Joel. I'm sorry if your girlfriend is not better looking than Billy Joel.

prove it...... pics?

and alot of women resemble their father in some way, something to do with DNA i think.

cartman · 03-24-2006, 08:57 PM

I see a closer resemblance to Nicole Ritchie than I do Natalie Portman.

MJ4H · 03-24-2006, 09:19 PM

I'd hit it, but I'd have no problem getting funky with Billy Joel either.

View Poll Results: Hot or Not?
Hot	30	27.78%
Not	76	70.37%
I'll take Billy	2	1.85%
Voters: 108. You may not vote on this poll

03-23-2006, 02:18 PM	#2
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Quiksand says yes, and begins his own version of Uptown Girl. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

03-23-2006, 02:21 PM	#3
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	She looks way too much like her dad. __________________ My listening habits

03-23-2006, 02:45 PM	#5
Havok College Starter Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Florida	i'd hit it....... and twice on tuesday's __________________ Maniacal Misfitz - We're better than you and we know it!

03-23-2006, 02:52 PM	#8
SelzShoes High School Varsity Join Date: Apr 2005	Attractive, but not hot __________________ I'm in love. What's that song? I'm in love with that song

03-23-2006, 02:51 PM	#7
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	This is like a Freudian nightmare come true.

03-23-2006, 02:54 PM	#9
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	How old is she? I would guess 14 by that pic. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

03-23-2006, 02:58 PM	#10
Ramzavail College Starter Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Strong Island, NY	I'd trump that.

03-23-2006, 03:01 PM	#11
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	That ain't right.

03-23-2006, 03:03 PM	#12
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Oddly, I'd say some of her facial features in that pic look Portmanish. __________________ null

03-23-2006, 03:34 PM	#14
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03-23-2006, 03:35 PM	#16
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03-23-2006, 03:36 PM	#17
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Oh, and NOT HOT. She looks like the overly made-up friend of the girl who your friend is hot for. In other words: "wingman fodder." __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-23-2006, 03:38 PM	#19
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Disappointing...too much Billy, not enough Brinkley.... I remember seeing a couple of pictures when she was pretty young (about 10 or so) and thinking she was going to turn out like her mom. Guess I was wrong.

03-23-2006, 03:46 PM	#20
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	She got stuck with his forehead. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-23-2006, 04:27 PM	#21
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	I don't think it's her forehead, I think it's his eyes and they dominate her face. Still, a little Captain Jack and I'll take her to my special island.

03-23-2006, 10:20 PM	#23
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	She got mom's brains and dad's looks... poor girl is fooked. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

03-23-2006, 10:28 PM	#24
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Shes the reason God made lights, dogs, and alcohol.

03-23-2006, 10:45 PM	#26
Havok College Starter Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Florida	I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see a pic of every guy here ragging her, along with your girlfriend/wife. Now that would be funny thread People are so overly critical in these threads. is this chick a supermodel?? no... is she a solid 8? i think so and i'd kill it. __________________ Maniacal Misfitz - We're better than you and we know it!

03-24-2006, 08:41 AM	#27
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Look, if youre going to post a photo of a younger, thinner Kathy Najimy and call her Billy Idol's daughter, maybe you should ask Billys permission. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

03-24-2006, 08:59 AM	#30
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	she looks smelly __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-24-2006, 12:57 PM	#31
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03-24-2006, 01:18 PM	#33
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Not seeing the hotness.

03-24-2006, 02:54 PM	#36
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Here's a NOT vote.

03-24-2006, 04:33 PM	#38
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	I hear she can play the piano like Christie Brinkley.

03-24-2006, 06:05 PM	#39
PSUColonel Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wayne, PA	Funny...I just saw her at the Billy Joel concert in Philly on Monday night. Funny thing is, she was sitting next to a man I got talking to, and I really thought the guy looked a lot like Billy, but I didn't say anything. Does Billy have a brother?

03-24-2006, 08:57 PM	#42
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I see a closer resemblance to Nicole Ritchie than I do Natalie Portman. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

03-24-2006, 09:19 PM	#43
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	I'd hit it, but I'd have no problem getting funky with Billy Joel either.

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