Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 27: Katie Holmes

Kodos · 04-05-2006, 09:23 AM

With yesterday's contestant, Kirsten Dunst, finishing right around the middle of the pack, it is now up to Tom Cruise's beau to step under the microscope.

Previous Voting Results

Code:

Anna Kournikova       90.97
Kate Beckinsale       90.51
Scarlett Johansen     86.45 
Shania Twain          86.09
Natalie Portman       86.06
Charlize Theron       85.40
Evangeline Lilly      81.20
Angelina Jolie        78.49
Faith Hill            77.10
Melissa Stark         75.00
Jennifer Aniston      68.32
Kirsten Dunst         61.??
Danica Patrick        59.17
Christa Miller        52.43
Jennifer Garner       47.10
Jennifer Lopez        44.23
Teri Hatcher          37.96
Pamela Anderson       37.90
Uma Thurman           35.51
Gillian Anderson      35.48
Grace Park            33.33
Cameron Diaz          31.67
Sarah Jessica Parker  11.05

I'm going to go with hot despite the Scientology crap. The girl is good looking!

rkmsuf · 04-05-2006, 09:24 AM

She's hawt. Love it live.

But ultimately undoable now that's she mixed up with all the secret universe stuff.

stevew · 04-05-2006, 09:24 AM

She ruined Batman Begins, and now she's a part of the fruity little club. I'm going with no.

gottimd · 04-05-2006, 09:26 AM

She was hot in her earlier years (Pre-Cruise Era), love "the Gift" funbags shot, but with all of these new photos out and her staged crap with the Ultimate "i'm 5 foot tall and a Scientologist" weirdo, she has just lost it all.

albionmoonlight · 04-05-2006, 09:28 AM

She has teh mouth herpes and her boyfriend is crazy.

rkmsuf · 04-05-2006, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

love "the Gift" funbags shot, .

Schwing!

JeeberD · 04-05-2006, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

She was hot in her earlier years (Pre-Cruise Era), love "the Gift" funbags shot, but with all of these new photos out and her staged crap with the Ultimate "i'm 5 foot tall and a Scientologist" weirdo, she has just lost it all.

Word up

Cuckoo · 04-05-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

She was hot in her earlier years (Pre-Cruise Era), love "the Gift" funbags shot, but with all of these new photos out and her staged crap with the Ultimate "i'm 5 foot tall and a Scientologist" weirdo, she has just lost it all.

*nods*

WSUCougar · 04-05-2006, 11:04 AM

Icky goo.

st.cronin · 04-05-2006, 11:22 AM

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

Lorena · 04-05-2006, 11:30 AM

I thought she was, but after seeing her in pregnancy gear... no. The girl has no fashion sense.

Anthony · 04-05-2006, 11:35 AM

when not-pregnant and when not with Tom Cruise she has the world's perkiest breasts. i mean, so perky they make Katie Couric look like Oscar the Grouch.

just a delightfully happy set of breasts.

Desnudo · 04-05-2006, 11:38 AM

Tough one. I'll need to think about it.

rkmsuf · 04-05-2006, 11:39 AM

I'm still trying to figure out the stolen dick trick.

WSUCougar · 04-05-2006, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I'm still trying to figure out the stolen dick trick.

It's like a Quiksand puzzle.

rkmsuf · 04-05-2006, 11:44 AM

Don't attempt to steal 2/3 of a dick unless you are a trained professional.

WSUCougar · 04-05-2006, 11:47 AM

If .66666667 > (your dick length)/(stolen dick length), then you have to do Katie Holmes in the presence of L. Ron Hubbard.

st.cronin · 04-05-2006, 11:48 AM

NO ROUNDING

VPI97 · 04-05-2006, 11:55 AM

She was borderline until she hooked up with the nutjob club.

Young Drachma · 04-05-2006, 12:23 PM

Jumped the shark.

Neon_Chaos · 04-05-2006, 12:40 PM

The Gift. Thankyouverymuch.

Abe Sargent · 04-05-2006, 01:27 PM

So, what is going to happen when Katie Holmes gives birth and the world discovers that her baby is half white, half black?

-Anxiety

gottimd · 04-05-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Anxiety

So, what is going to happen when Katie Holmes gives birth and the world discovers that her baby is half white, half black?

-Anxiety

They will put a spin on it that one of them is from african descent or something.

gkb · 04-05-2006, 01:45 PM

This was a tough one...I hate to vote not just on who she married, but I did.

saldana · 04-05-2006, 01:48 PM

i am gonna have to go with not hot....totally lost any appeal for me when she got knocked up by a guy who could be her dad

"but he has.....old balls"

rkmsuf · 04-05-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

i am gonna have to go with not hot....totally lost any appeal for me when she got knocked up by a guy who could be her dad

"but he has.....old balls"

they say his balls are magically enhanced by teh scientology

saldana · 04-05-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

they say his balls are magically enhanced by teh scientology

that may make sense then on how he nailed katie holmes and nicole kidman then....cuz if he is really as nuts as he seems lately, he isnt doing it with personality

rkmsuf · 04-05-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

that may make sense then on how he nailed katie holmes and nicole kidman then....cuz if he is really as nuts as he seems lately, he isnt doing it with personality

One of the great benefits of level 3 are the magic balls. See Travolta. No way he gets Preston with regular old human balls.

Celeval · 04-05-2006, 01:55 PM

Three years ago, absoutely. Right now.. eh... no.

saldana · 04-05-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

One of the great benefits of level 3 are the magic balls. See Travolta. No way he gets Preston with regular old human balls.

maybe i should go buy that book......

rkmsuf · 04-05-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

maybe i should go buy that book......

It's a tradeoff. The magic balls drive you insane but you get hot women.

BYU 14 · 04-05-2006, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

Jumped the shark.

Backward and forwards.....Hooking up with a lunatic is so not attractive.

Vince · 04-05-2006, 04:12 PM

As much as I hate the Scientology/Tom Cruise thing, I can't say no.

Edit: I bet without Tom Cruise and Scientology, Holmes is in the top ten. Too bad we'll never know...

Eaglesfan27 · 04-05-2006, 05:09 PM

Hot before she was involved with Scientology. Undeniably not now.

st.cronin · 04-05-2006, 05:12 PM

What are the odds that some member of the board is a scientologist? I think it's better than even.

Eaglesfan27 · 04-05-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

What are the odds that some member of the board is a scientologist? I think it's better than even.

I'm willing to bet the house that Fonzie and I aren't.

dawgfan · 04-05-2006, 05:24 PM

This one was a little tough. Katie Holmes has definitely been very hot, but as of late some of that has worn off. I'm trying to not be too influenced by the pregnancy and by her bizarre taste in falling for Mr. Closeted Gay Scientologist Freakazoid, but I have to admit she hasn't looked nearly as hot lately. That said, I'm presuming once she gives birth and comes to her senses and leaves freak boy she'll once again look very hot. For those that aren't on the "Katie Holmes is hot" bandwagon, let me present the movie "The Gift" as evidence.

Poli · 04-05-2006, 05:27 PM

What's this "Gift" you people keep talking about?

bulletsponge · 04-05-2006, 05:36 PM

yes, but i wouldnt touch her after the tom cruise/ scientology crap

GrantDawg · 04-05-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bulletsponge

yes, but i wouldnt touch her after the tom cruise/ scientology crap

Why? It is not like he has ever touched her.

Abe Sargent · 04-05-2006, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

What are the odds that some member of the board is a scientologist? I think it's better than even.

Me = Baptist Minister

-Anxiety

bulletsponge · 04-05-2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bulletsponge
yes, but i wouldnt touch her after the tom cruise/ scientology crap

Why? It is not like he has ever touched her.

the fact that shes going along with it and even joined the "fruity little club" is enough to make me throw her out of bed. but she still gives me guy cramps when i look at her

Rizon · 04-05-2006, 06:04 PM

She was hot for about 3 weeks in 1997.

Desnudo · 04-05-2006, 06:05 PM

I voted yes. I think she can still come back to the light.

Greyroofoo · 04-05-2006, 06:56 PM

I'm only hot because she's a fellow Toledoan

Glengoyne · 04-05-2006, 07:04 PM

You guys are right. Completely not hot.

Buccaneer · 04-05-2006, 07:46 PM

Guilty by association.

kingfc22 · 04-05-2006, 08:01 PM

Nawt!!!!

wade moore · 04-05-2006, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Guilty by association.

I do wonder how different this vote would have been if not for the whole Cruise thing.

Flame Eater · 04-05-2006, 09:38 PM

Hot, but I dig pregnant chicks!!

View Poll Results: Katie Holmes is...
Hot!	58	43.28%
Not!	76	56.72%
Voters: 134. You may not vote on this poll

04-05-2006, 09:24 AM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	She's hawt. Love it live. But ultimately undoable now that's she mixed up with all the secret universe stuff. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-05-2006, 09:26 AM	#4
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	She was hot in her earlier years (Pre-Cruise Era), love "the Gift" funbags shot, but with all of these new photos out and her staged crap with the Ultimate "i'm 5 foot tall and a Scientologist" weirdo, she has just lost it all. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

04-05-2006, 11:04 AM	#9
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Icky goo. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-05-2006, 11:22 AM	#10
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

04-05-2006, 09:24 AM	#3
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	She ruined Batman Begins, and now she's a part of the fruity little club. I'm going with no.

04-05-2006, 09:28 AM	#5
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	She has teh mouth herpes and her boyfriend is crazy.

04-05-2006, 11:30 AM	#11
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I thought she was, but after seeing her in pregnancy gear... no. The girl has no fashion sense.

04-05-2006, 11:35 AM	#12
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	when not-pregnant and when not with Tom Cruise she has the world's perkiest breasts. i mean, so perky they make Katie Couric look like Oscar the Grouch. just a delightfully happy set of breasts.

04-05-2006, 11:38 AM	#13
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Tough one. I'll need to think about it.

04-05-2006, 11:39 AM	#14
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I'm still trying to figure out the stolen dick trick. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-05-2006, 11:44 AM	#16
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Don't attempt to steal 2/3 of a dick unless you are a trained professional. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-05-2006, 11:47 AM	#17
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	If .66666667 > (your dick length)/(stolen dick length), then you have to do Katie Holmes in the presence of L. Ron Hubbard. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-05-2006, 11:48 AM	#18
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	NO ROUNDING __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

04-05-2006, 11:55 AM	#19
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	She was borderline until she hooked up with the nutjob club. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

04-05-2006, 12:23 PM	#20
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Jumped the shark. __________________ Current dynasty: Playtesting chaos (Viperball 26) \| OOTP Mod: Managerial Strategy Files \| GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

04-05-2006, 12:40 PM	#21
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	The Gift. Thankyouverymuch. __________________ Come and see.

04-05-2006, 01:27 PM	#22
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	So, what is going to happen when Katie Holmes gives birth and the world discovers that her baby is half white, half black? -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-05-2006, 01:45 PM	#24
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	This was a tough one...I hate to vote not just on who she married, but I did. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

04-05-2006, 01:48 PM	#25
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	i am gonna have to go with not hot....totally lost any appeal for me when she got knocked up by a guy who could be her dad "but he has.....old balls"

04-05-2006, 01:55 PM	#29
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Three years ago, absoutely. Right now.. eh... no.

04-05-2006, 04:12 PM	#33
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	As much as I hate the Scientology/Tom Cruise thing, I can't say no. Edit: I bet without Tom Cruise and Scientology, Holmes is in the top ten. Too bad we'll never know... __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com. Last edited by Vince : 04-05-2006 at 04:13 PM.

04-05-2006, 05:09 PM	#34
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Hot before she was involved with Scientology. Undeniably not now. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

04-05-2006, 05:12 PM	#35
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	What are the odds that some member of the board is a scientologist? I think it's better than even. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

04-05-2006, 05:24 PM	#37
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	This one was a little tough. Katie Holmes has definitely been very hot, but as of late some of that has worn off. I'm trying to not be too influenced by the pregnancy and by her bizarre taste in falling for Mr. Closeted Gay Scientologist Freakazoid, but I have to admit she hasn't looked nearly as hot lately. That said, I'm presuming once she gives birth and comes to her senses and leaves freak boy she'll once again look very hot. For those that aren't on the "Katie Holmes is hot" bandwagon, let me present the movie "The Gift" as evidence.

04-05-2006, 05:27 PM	#38
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	What's this "Gift" you people keep talking about? __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

04-05-2006, 05:36 PM	#39
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	yes, but i wouldnt touch her after the tom cruise/ scientology crap

04-05-2006, 06:05 PM	#44
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I voted yes. I think she can still come back to the light.

04-05-2006, 06:56 PM	#45
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	I'm only hot because she's a fellow Toledoan

04-05-2006, 07:04 PM	#46
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	You guys are right. Completely not hot. Last edited by Glengoyne : 04-05-2006 at 07:04 PM.

04-05-2006, 07:46 PM	#47
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Guilty by association.

04-05-2006, 08:01 PM	#48
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Nawt!!!! __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

04-05-2006, 09:38 PM	#50
Flame Eater H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Albany, NY	Hot, but I dig pregnant chicks!!

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