Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 36: Eva Mendes

Kodos · 04-24-2006, 11:22 PM

A little birdy suggested Eva Mendes should be our next contestant. I don't know who she is, but she'll probably do better than Sandra Bullock did. She fell below 50 and went kerbloooooooie!

Previous Voting Results

Code:

Anna Kournikova       90.97
Kate Beckinsale       90.51
Jessica Alba          89.78
Scarlett Johansen     86.45 
Shania Twain          86.09
Natalie Portman       86.06
Charlize Theron       85.40
Keira Knightley       84.18
Evangeline Lilly      81.20
Angelina Jolie        78.49
Faith Hill            77.10
Melissa Stark         75.00
Christina Milian      70.97
Jennifer Aniston      68.32
Kirsten Dunst         61.01
Angie Harmom          60.00
Danica Patrick        59.17
Reese Witherspoon     58.05
Christa Miller        52.43
Jennifer Garner       47.10
Sandra Bullock        44.??
Jennifer Lopez        44.23
Katie Holmes          43.28
Parminder Nagra       38.64
Teri Hatcher          37.96
Pamela Anderson       37.90
Uma Thurman           35.51
Gillian Anderson      35.48
Grace Park            33.33
Cameron Diaz          31.67
Madonna               14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker  11.05

Looks like time to fire up the ol' Google...

JeeberD · 04-24-2006, 11:23 PM

HOTTTTTTTTTTT!

ISiddiqui · 04-24-2006, 11:24 PM

HOOOOTTT!!

Rent a copy of 'Hitch', right away!

Antmeister · 04-24-2006, 11:25 PM

Hotter than Jessica Alba and Anna K dammit!

Lorena · 04-24-2006, 11:25 PM

If I could have a lesbian experience with a chick, she would be it. Goddamn is she HOT!!

ISiddiqui · 04-24-2006, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

If I could have a lesbian experience with a chick, she would be it. Goddamn is she HOT!!

For this reason alone, she must be Anna K.

Lorena · 04-24-2006, 11:26 PM

dola,

I'll be seriously upset if she doesn't take first place. She's a natural beauty!

Kodos · 04-24-2006, 11:29 PM

My research yielded that she is not my type. To many folks' dismay, I must in good conscience say: Not. She's distinctive, but not hot.

Antmeister · 04-24-2006, 11:29 PM

hxxp://filmup.leonardo.it/personaggi/evamendes/img/008.jpg
hxxp://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/6/67a6a603d8.jpg

HOT!!!!

Kodos is a freaking alien. How could you vote not?

Lorena · 04-24-2006, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

My research yielded that she is not my type. To many folks' dismay, I must in good conscience say: Not. She's distinctive, but not hot.

Sir, you're entitled to your opinion, but I think you're smokin' something that's impairing your judgement

FBPro · 04-24-2006, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Hotter than Jessica Alba and Anna K dammit!

Oh hell yeah!!!

None hotter, IMO.

FBPro · 04-24-2006, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Sir, you're entitled to your opinion, but I think you're smokin' something that's impairing your judgement

concur!!!!

Kodos · 04-24-2006, 11:41 PM

I think part of the problem is that in every shot I saw, she looks like she is TRYING to looking hot. Really hot women don't have to try. They don't need to look pouty. They just smile and they are hot.

ISiddiqui · 04-24-2006, 11:42 PM

Kodos just hates women of color

(It's a joke! A joke! *runs*)

Kodos · 04-24-2006, 11:43 PM

hxxp://filmup.leonardo.it/personaggi/evamendes/img/008.jpg

Okay. In this one she looks hot. But I already voted.

Antmeister · 04-24-2006, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

I think part of the problem is that in every shot I saw, she looks like she is TRYING to looking hot. Really hot women don't have to try. They don't need to look pouty. They just smile and they are hot.

Uh...watch any movie she is in which she is not playing a sexy role and she still comes off as hot. She is not trying to be hot, she just is.

Mustang · 04-24-2006, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

I think part of the problem is that in every shot I saw, she looks like she is TRYING to looking hot. Really hot women don't have to try. They don't need to look pouty. They just smile and they are hot.

Preach the Non-Hotness Brother Kodos

Amen!

Go tell it on the mountain...

DanGarion · 04-24-2006, 11:44 PM

Hot like the sun.

JeeberD · 04-24-2006, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

hxxp://filmup.leonardo.it/personaggi/evamendes/img/008.jpg

Okay. In this one she looks hot. But I already voted.

I can edit your vote...

Kodos · 04-24-2006, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Kodos just hates women of color

(It's a joke! A joke! *runs*)

I love women of color...

... as long as the color is white!

Antmeister · 04-24-2006, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

hxxp://filmup.leonardo.it/personaggi/evamendes/img/008.jpg

Okay. In this one she looks hot. But I already voted.

Bastard, your vote could have helped this poll.

JeeberD · 04-24-2006, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

I love women of color...

... as long as the color is white!

Dude...Noop is sooooo gonna whup your ass.

Antmeister · 04-24-2006, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

Preach the Non-Hotness Brother Kodos

Amen!

Go tell it on the mountain...

LOL! I'm sorry but Kodos has left the congregation!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

hxxp://filmup.leonardo.it/personaggi/evamendes/img/008.jpg

Okay. In this one she looks hot. But I already voted.

Join us Mustang....join us.

FBPro · 04-24-2006, 11:50 PM

I see NO ONE on our list to this point even as hot as Eva, much less hotter.

Kodos · 04-24-2006, 11:53 PM

Anna K kicks her ass.

Kodos · 04-24-2006, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

LOL! I'm sorry but Kodos has left the congregation!

Join us Mustang....join us.

The bulk of the evidence I saw said not hot. Just the one picture that got certified as hot.

Eaglesfan27 · 04-24-2006, 11:54 PM

Another one in my top 3. Very hot.

Franklinnoble · 04-24-2006, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

My research yielded that she is not my type. To many folks' dismay, I must in good conscience say: Not. She's distinctive, but not hot.

Were you trying to be poetic there? Because that kind of rhymes. A little.

Antmeister · 04-24-2006, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FBPro

I see NO ONE on our list to this point even as hot as Eva, much less hotter.

I agree with you sir, although I think Angelina Jolie should be much higher, but even she can't top Eva.

Antmeister · 04-24-2006, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Anna K kicks her ass.

Anna K doesn't can't even come close to Eva's body. You have to be joking.

kingfc22 · 04-24-2006, 11:59 PM

Smokin!

Kodos · 04-25-2006, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Anna K doesn't can't even come close to Eva's body. You have to be joking.

You have to be joking about Angelina Jolie. Ugggh.

JeeberD · 04-25-2006, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

The bulk of the evidence I saw said not hot. Just the one picture that got certified as hot.

*AHEM*

I CAN EDIT YOUR VOTE. Or I can just ban your ass. Your choice...

ISiddiqui · 04-25-2006, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

You have to be joking about Angelina Jolie. Ugggh.

Admit it... you actually are gay

.

No Jolie, no Mendes.... no hope for Kodos.

JeeberD · 04-25-2006, 12:01 AM

And Squidi wins the thread!

ISiddiqui · 04-25-2006, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

And Squidi wins the thread!

Woot!

Well, I'd like to thank all the little people. Without them I wouldn't be where I am today. And also Pumpy for being the guiding light in my posting. And where would I ever be without Jeeber? And I can't forget Bucc... his advice will always be close to my heart. And, of course, my mom and dad. And thank Jesus for giving me this award and stricking down the rest of the heathens from winning the thread.

Antmeister · 04-25-2006, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

You have to be joking about Angelina Jolie. Ugggh.

I give up, I keep forgetting you are alien. You have different standards for beauty. Like measuring pore size, foot width and being close to as flat as possible.

Kodos · 04-25-2006, 12:07 AM

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In this one, Eva looks like a She-Male.

kingfc22 · 04-25-2006, 12:19 AM

Any of those pics of her in the white mesh-like top and white bikini bottom.

Hot Hot Hot

rjolley · 04-25-2006, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

hxxp://www.evamendes.com/images/modeling/stills/bkbg/eva_mendes_dot_com_stills71.jpg

In this one, Eva looks like a She-Male.

Hmmm, I was thinking Jennifer Esposito...

sabotai · 04-25-2006, 12:32 AM

I had to google her.

At first, I was going to vote "Hell YEAH, she is damn hot"

But then, I found some pics that were close ups of her face, and so my vote goes in as "Not Hot"

gkb · 04-25-2006, 01:53 AM

I had to google her as well and some of the pics of her face weren't great. But her body is smokin' hot and well...yeah, she gets my hot vote.

MIJB#19 · 04-25-2006, 04:46 AM

My google search ended up with a webpage about a babe draft.

By the way, I found Mendes much hotter in 2 Fast 2 Furious than in Hitch.

Antmeister · 04-25-2006, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

My google search ended up with a webpage about a babe draft.

By the way, I found Mendes much hotter in 2 Fast 2 Furious than in Hitch.

She was also hot in Out of Time and Training Day.

GrantDawg · 04-25-2006, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

If I could have a lesbian experience with a chick, she would be it. Goddamn is she HOT!!

She's hot, and your getting hotter.

bulletsponge · 04-25-2006, 07:00 AM

En Fuego. mucho hot. easily one of my top 3 babes!

Butter · 04-25-2006, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai

I had to google her.

At first, I was going to vote "Hell YEAH, she is damn hot"

But then, I found some pics that were close ups of her face, and so my vote goes in as "Not Hot"

.

WSUCougar · 04-25-2006, 07:39 AM

JonInMiddleGA · 04-25-2006, 07:47 AM

Based on her pics, From a distance, hot. Up close, not hot.

marshall881 · 04-25-2006, 08:11 AM

Really, really hot.

View Poll Results: Eva Mendes is...
Hot!	106	76.26%
Not!	33	23.74%
Voters: 139. You may not vote on this poll

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04-24-2006, 11:25 PM	#4
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Hotter than Jessica Alba and Anna K dammit! __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

04-24-2006, 11:25 PM	#5
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	If I could have a lesbian experience with a chick, she would be it. Goddamn is she HOT!! Last edited by Lorena : 04-24-2006 at 11:25 PM.

04-24-2006, 11:26 PM	#7
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	dola, I'll be seriously upset if she doesn't take first place. She's a natural beauty!

04-24-2006, 11:29 PM	#8
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	My research yielded that she is not my type. To many folks' dismay, I must in good conscience say: Not. She's distinctive, but not hot.

04-24-2006, 11:41 PM	#13
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I think part of the problem is that in every shot I saw, she looks like she is TRYING to looking hot. Really hot women don't have to try. They don't need to look pouty. They just smile and they are hot.

04-24-2006, 11:42 PM	#14
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Kodos just hates women of color (It's a joke! A joke! runs) __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

04-24-2006, 11:43 PM	#15
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	hxxp://filmup.leonardo.it/personaggi/evamendes/img/008.jpg Okay. In this one she looks hot. But I already voted.

04-24-2006, 11:44 PM	#18
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	Hot like the sun. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

04-24-2006, 11:50 PM	#24
FBPro College Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SE	I see NO ONE on our list to this point even as hot as Eva, much less hotter. __________________ GM RayCo Raiders-est. 2004-2012 Charter member of the IHOF-RayCo GM GM Tennessee Titans PFL 2011-2014 GM Tennessee Titans FOWL 2020-2025

04-24-2006, 11:53 PM	#25
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Anna K kicks her ass.

04-24-2006, 11:54 PM	#27
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Another one in my top 3. Very hot. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

04-24-2006, 11:59 PM	#31
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Smokin! __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

04-25-2006, 12:01 AM	#35
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	And Squidi wins the thread! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-25-2006, 12:07 AM	#38
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	hxxp://www.evamendes.com/images/modeling/stills/bkbg/eva_mendes_dot_com_stills71.jpg In this one, Eva looks like a She-Male.

04-25-2006, 12:19 AM	#39
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Any of those pics of her in the white mesh-like top and white bikini bottom. Hot Hot Hot __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

04-25-2006, 12:32 AM	#41
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I had to google her. At first, I was going to vote "Hell YEAH, she is damn hot" But then, I found some pics that were close ups of her face, and so my vote goes in as "Not Hot"

04-25-2006, 01:53 AM	#42
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	I had to google her as well and some of the pics of her face weren't great. But her body is smokin' hot and well...yeah, she gets my hot vote. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

04-25-2006, 04:46 AM	#43
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	My google search ended up with a webpage about a babe draft. By the way, I found Mendes much hotter in 2 Fast 2 Furious than in Hitch. __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

04-25-2006, 07:00 AM	#46
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	En Fuego. mucho hot. easily one of my top 3 babes!

04-25-2006, 07:39 AM	#48
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Meh __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-25-2006, 07:47 AM	#49
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Based on her pics, From a distance, hot. Up close, not hot. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

04-25-2006, 08:11 AM	#50
marshall881 Mascot Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Middle Tennessee	Really, really hot.

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