Last Meal

stevew · 05-18-2006, 09:16 AM

In this hypothetical scenerio, you raped and murdered Kitty Dukakis, and are getting the death penalty. Tonight is the night, hangman is coming down from the gallows and it won't be very long, there will be no death row pardon two minutes too late.

What do you order to eat from the prison cafeteria?

Raiders Army · 05-18-2006, 09:20 AM

I believe there was a thread on this a while ago. I will respond with the same thing I said then. I would ask for the hottest Mexican meal so when I shit my pants after I die it smells really bad.

albionmoonlight · 05-18-2006, 09:21 AM

Whenever I get nervous, I always lose my appetite--a last meal would be wasted on me.

So, I'll borrow a page from Dale Gribble and order the rarest truffle in the world. Then, when they are off searching for the rarest truffle in the world, I'd tunnel to freedom. Of course, then I would miss out on eating the rarest truffle in the world . . . quite the quandry.

Desmond · 05-18-2006, 09:27 AM

Lindsey Lohan

cthomer5000 · 05-18-2006, 09:28 AM

Vegetable Fajitas from Jose Tejas in Iselin, NJ.

JonInMiddleGA · 05-18-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

What do you order to eat from the prison cafeteria?

Seems to me it's time for the All-You-Can-Eat buffet AND a famous Waffle House "Bottomless Cup of Coffee"

moriarty · 05-18-2006, 10:18 AM

After Kitty Dukakis I'd proably ask for a bottle of scope.

But otherwise, a 44 oz Porterhouse from the Precinct in Cinci OH, Loaded baked potato, asparagus, and a glass of the finest wine in the jailhouse. Plus a Guinness to wash it down.

bbor · 05-18-2006, 12:03 PM

Taco bell...of course.

WSUCougar · 05-18-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

But otherwise, a 44 oz Porterhouse from the Precinct in Cinci OH, Loaded baked potato, asparagus, and a glass of the finest wine in the jailhouse. Plus a Guinness to wash it down.

Will you marry me?

stevew · 05-18-2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

After Kitty Dukakis I'd proably ask for a bottle of scope.

But otherwise, a 44 oz Porterhouse from the Precinct in Cinci OH, Loaded baked potato, asparagus, and a glass of the finest wine in the jailhouse. Plus a Guinness to wash it down.

Man, that steak sounds amazing.

jbmagic · 05-18-2006, 12:23 PM

Fried chicken and Waffles

JeeberD · 05-18-2006, 12:27 PM

A mesquite smoked 2lb Cowboy Steak from Cattleman's Steakhouse in Fabens, TX with all the sides (sauteed mushrooms, ranch-style beans, creamy cole slaw, rolls, and a Queen of Sheba for dessert).

Best. Meal. Ever.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-18-2006, 12:27 PM

Tomatoes. Lots and lots of tomatoes. Extra crispy. With elephant sauce.

bbor · 05-18-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Will you marry me?

Another death row marriage....what's wrong with these people.

stevew · 05-18-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

Taco bell...of course.

What do you specifically like from there? I love the nacho cheese Gorditas, and the crunchwrap supreme. That Chicken Ceasar grilled stuf't burrito is great too.

JeeberD · 05-18-2006, 12:41 PM

I haven't had Taco Bell in like two months. Stupid damn diet...

sabotai · 05-18-2006, 12:41 PM

I'd just order a bottle of Dom Perignon, dated 2054. I'll wait for it.

bbor · 05-18-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

What do you specifically like from there? I love the nacho cheese Gorditas, and the crunchwrap supreme. That Chicken Ceasar grilled stuf't burrito is great too.

Crunchwraps are awesome....My wife digs the Gorditas.I usually down a steak fajita too

bbor · 05-18-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I haven't had Taco Bell in like two months. Stupid damn diet...

You are soooooo not my freind anymore

oliegirl · 05-18-2006, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

Fried chicken and Waffles

Is that a traditional southern meal or something? I was watching a show the other day, and the son offered to cook his mom breakfast (it was the Mother's Day episode) and she asked for Chicken and Waffles...I had never heard of this, but now you mention it so I'm wondering if I am missing out on something.

JeeberD · 05-18-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

You are soooooo not my freind anymore

I want it, I really do. I just have to be dead sexy for the wedding...

bbor · 05-18-2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I want it, I really do. I just have to be dead sexy for the wedding...

Well then....i'll just have to double up and eat for you.....cause ya know...that's what freinds are for

jbmagic · 05-18-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Is that a traditional southern meal or something? I was watching a show the other day, and the son offered to cook his mom breakfast (it was the Mother's Day episode) and she asked for Chicken and Waffles...I had never heard of this, but now you mention it so I'm wondering if I am missing out on something.

Not really sure.

But we have like 3 Chicken and Waffles restaurant around the Los Angeles Area.

It more of a soul food place.

albionmoonlight · 05-18-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Is that a traditional southern meal or something? I was watching a show the other day, and the son offered to cook his mom breakfast (it was the Mother's Day episode) and she asked for Chicken and Waffles...I had never heard of this, but now you mention it so I'm wondering if I am missing out on something.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_and_waffles

TroyF · 05-18-2006, 02:36 PM

A pack of Lifesavers

05-18-2006, 12:03 PM	#8
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Taco bell...of course. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

05-18-2006, 12:27 PM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	A mesquite smoked 2lb Cowboy Steak from Cattleman's Steakhouse in Fabens, TX with all the sides (sauteed mushrooms, ranch-style beans, creamy cole slaw, rolls, and a Queen of Sheba for dessert). Best. Meal. Ever. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-18-2006, 12:27 PM	#13
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Tomatoes. Lots and lots of tomatoes. Extra crispy. With elephant sauce. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-18-2006, 12:41 PM	#16
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I haven't had Taco Bell in like two months. Stupid damn diet... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-18-2006, 09:20 AM	#2
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I believe there was a thread on this a while ago. I will respond with the same thing I said then. I would ask for the hottest Mexican meal so when I shit my pants after I die it smells really bad.

05-18-2006, 09:21 AM	#3
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Whenever I get nervous, I always lose my appetite--a last meal would be wasted on me. So, I'll borrow a page from Dale Gribble and order the rarest truffle in the world. Then, when they are off searching for the rarest truffle in the world, I'd tunnel to freedom. Of course, then I would miss out on eating the rarest truffle in the world . . . quite the quandry.

05-18-2006, 09:27 AM	#4
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Lindsey Lohan

05-18-2006, 10:18 AM	#7
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	After Kitty Dukakis I'd proably ask for a bottle of scope. But otherwise, a 44 oz Porterhouse from the Precinct in Cinci OH, Loaded baked potato, asparagus, and a glass of the finest wine in the jailhouse. Plus a Guinness to wash it down.

05-18-2006, 12:23 PM	#11
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	Fried chicken and Waffles

05-18-2006, 12:41 PM	#17
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I'd just order a bottle of Dom Perignon, dated 2054. I'll wait for it.

05-18-2006, 02:36 PM	#25
TroyF Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	A pack of Lifesavers

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