PING: Hornsmaniac

Schmidty · 06-15-2006, 02:58 PM

You are so cocky and funny. I'll meet you at the Black Angus on friday at 8 p.m., you bad, bad boy.

http://search.americansingles.com/h/hor/hornsmaniac/

Originally found by BetterThanTheo in the RWBL

WSUCougar · 06-15-2006, 03:02 PM

Can you explain how the hell you found this?!? On second thought, do NOT explain...I don't wanna know.

stevew · 06-15-2006, 03:02 PM

I'm cocky y funny.

sovereignstar · 06-15-2006, 03:02 PM

sovereignstar · 06-15-2006, 03:03 PM

Is he really 31 now?

Schmidty · 06-15-2006, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Can you explain how the hell you found this?!? On second thought, do NOT explain...I don't wanna know.

Read the disclaimer at the bottom of my original post......

Lathum · 06-15-2006, 03:03 PM

5'7'' 214 lbs. wow.

rkmsuf · 06-15-2006, 03:04 PM

link doesn't work for me

stevew · 06-15-2006, 03:04 PM

I wonder what fritz thinks.

albionmoonlight · 06-15-2006, 03:05 PM

You know, if the albionmoonlight moniker ever gets a "reputation" on the internet--be it deserved or undeserved--I would drop it and choose a new, unrelated moniker going forward.

Whether or not you think that it is right that Horns gets the grief he does, why does he still post around the internet as Horns? What's the upside in that?

SunDevil · 06-15-2006, 03:05 PM

So the time it took for him to grow facial hair, was not long enough for him to grow out open shirts with a gold chain.....

Oilers9911 · 06-15-2006, 03:07 PM

Let's hear from the FOFC ladies. Would you date that?

stevew · 06-15-2006, 03:07 PM

About Me


I am actually quite addicted to most college sports in general. However, if my name did not give it away know that I am a Texas Longhorns fanatic. If you are an Aggie or a Sooner prepare yourself to be teased. :-)

Lifestyle

I am looking for:	A Date, Friendship, Long-term Relationship, Intimacy/Physical Chemistry, Activity Partner
Relocation:
Marital status	Single
Plan on having children:	I would like to have children
Custody Situation:	I have no kids
I smoke:	Trying to quit
I drink:	Socially
Activity level	Selected activities

Physical Info

I am:	5' 7" (170 cm)	I weigh:	214 Pounds (97 kg)
My hair is:	Auburn	My eyes are:	Hazel
My body style is:	A Few Extra Pounds

Background

I grew up in:	Hill Country
My ethnicity is:	Caucasian/White
I speak:	English
My Religion:	Unaffiliated
I studied or am interested in:	Business/Finance
I consider intelligence:	Medium Importance
My education:	Bachelor's Degree
Occupation	Other Professional/Services/Trade
Occupation description:	self-employed
Annual income:	$50,000 - $100,000
I am looking for: She will have a zest for life, a sense of adventure, and love to laugh. She should not be too uptight and enjoy teasing and being teased. Hopefully, she will not have an excess amount of emotional baggage.

Personality and Interests

My personality is best described as: Adventurous/Wild/Spontaneous, Conservative/Clean Cut, Easygoing/Flexible/Open-Minded, Flamboyant, Flirtatious/Playful, Friendly/Kind, Humorous/Witty, Intellectual, Low Maintenance, Sensitive/Nurturing/Loving, Outgoing, Practical, Romantic, Self Confident, Serious/Responsible, Stubborn, Talkative, Unconventional/Free-Spirited
In my free time, I like to: Shopping, Amusement Parks, In Bars/In Nightclubs, Beach, Bookstores, Charity Events, Coffee Houses, Comedy Clubs, Concerts, Karaoke/Sing-along, Libraries, Live Theater, Movies, Museums, Parks, Raves/Underground Parties, Restaurants, Volunteer Events
My favorite physical activities: Boating/Sailing/Rafting, Hiking/Walking, Horseback Riding, Hunting/Fishing, Jet/Water Skiing, Jogging/Running, Working Out/Weightlifting
My favorite food(s): American, Barbecue, Cajun/Southern, Chinese/Dim Sum, Deli, Fast Food/Pizza, Italian, Mexican, Seafood, Southwestern, Spanish
My favorite music: Classic Rock n' Roll, Country, Easy Listening, Hard Rock & Metal, Modern Rock n' Roll, Pop/Top 40, Rap/Hip Hop, Instrumental, Acoustic
I like to read: Fiction, Magazines, Newspapers, Non-Fiction, Trade Journals

Relationships

My perfect first date:
It is hard to describe what is perfect, but easy to say it wouldn't be perfect without open conversation about mutual interests.

My ideal relationship:
My ideal relationship is one that naturally keeps problems and life's serious issues minimized so that we don't have to stop laughing and loving life together to deal with them.

My past relationships:
Life is way too short to be in one that isn't making you happy 100% of the time. There is nothing to gain by involving yourself with anyone who doesn't have the potential to be THE ONE.

Neuqua · 06-15-2006, 03:08 PM

link doesn't work for me either.

sovereignstar · 06-15-2006, 03:09 PM

I consider intelligence: Medium Importance

cartman · 06-15-2006, 03:10 PM

I bet this is actually one of those Internet dating ads that Charlie Sheen has supposedly been posting

SunDevil · 06-15-2006, 03:11 PM

He is missing one trait that will keep him from a majority of the single ladies.

Maximum Customizability.

stevew · 06-15-2006, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neuqua

link doesn't work for me either.

Link is pretty iffy. works some of the time.

Desmond · 06-15-2006, 03:12 PM

Not to bust on someone who can't defend himself, but I think I saw him in TransAmerica.

ScottVib · 06-15-2006, 03:13 PM

Quote:

My personality is best described as:
Adventurous/Wild/Spontaneous, Conservative/Clean Cut, Easygoing/Flexible/Open-Minded, Flamboyant, Flirtatious/Playful, Friendly/Kind, Humorous/Witty, Intellectual, Low Maintenance, Sensitive/Nurturing/Loving, Outgoing, Practical, Romantic, Self Confident, Serious/Responsible, Stubborn, Talkative, Unconventional/Free-Spirited

Funny and Cocky, that's the ticket.

Subby · 06-15-2006, 03:14 PM

THAT CHAIN IS FUCKING MONEY

Honolulu_Blue · 06-15-2006, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornsmaniac

I am:

5' 7"

I weigh:

214 Pounds

My body style is:

A Few Extra Pounds

My favorite physical activities:
Boating/Sailing/Rafting, Hiking/Walking, Horseback Riding, Hunting/Fishing, Jet/Water Skiing, Jogging/Running, Working Out/Weightlifting

Riiiiight. . .

Lathum · 06-15-2006, 03:17 PM

I think I saw him on Dateline a few weeks ago.

Passacaglia · 06-15-2006, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Is he really 31 now?

According to this, he was 28 in 2003.

sabotai · 06-15-2006, 03:21 PM

Wasn't he married?

Surprised that didn't last....

sovereignstar · 06-15-2006, 03:30 PM

Did he ever mention anything about playing the catcher in The Sandlot?

WSUCougar · 06-15-2006, 03:31 PM

I am about the most un-photogenic guy on the planet, but those pics scare me something awful.

stevew · 06-15-2006, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Did he ever mention anything about playing the catcher in The Sandlot?

I can see that.

Franklinnoble · 06-15-2006, 03:38 PM

Wow. Has there ever been a better reason to un-ban this guy?

Deattribution · 06-15-2006, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

According to this, he was 28 in 2003.

Quote:

Originally Posted by date profile thing

Logged in: more than 60 days ago
Last Update: 7/2/2003

Something doesn't match up unless those profiles automatically update your age, or he was lying about his age.

cartman · 06-15-2006, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Wow. Has there ever been a better reason to un-ban this guy?

This is a pretty transparent attempt to get him to post at sportsdigs.com...

Toddzilla · 06-15-2006, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Did he ever mention anything about playing the catcher in The Sandlot?

Um, it was some other kind of catcher IIRC

Deattribution · 06-15-2006, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

This is a pretty transparent attempt to get him to post at sportsdigs.com...

But

what is sports digs?

stevew · 06-15-2006, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deattribution

Something doesn't match up unless those profiles automatically update your age, or he was lying about his age.

I would venture that it would auto update.

sabotai · 06-15-2006, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deattribution

But

what is sports digs?

I heard it was a new kind of pain killer that's supposed to be 3 times as effective as Oxy.

heybrad · 06-15-2006, 03:47 PM

Those pictures look dykey.

Deattribution · 06-15-2006, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

I would venture that it would auto update.

Then the married thing doesn't make sense, since it was started in 2003 and he was supposedly still married then... wasn't he?

Not like I'd actually be shocked if he lied.

Hurst2112 · 06-15-2006, 04:01 PM

we need that miller lite or budweiser moving face thing found!!!!

we have 2 new pics to play with

Radii · 06-15-2006, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Plan on having children: I would like to have children

Oh my dear lord no.

JeeberD · 06-15-2006, 04:04 PM

Wow, what a find...

Desnudo · 06-15-2006, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

5'7'' 214 lbs. wow.

Turned on?

thealmighty · 06-15-2006, 04:09 PM

Looking at the pictures, is it possible that when he said "cocky and funny," the cock he meant had nothing to do with attitude?

Just sayin'.

ice4277 · 06-15-2006, 04:21 PM

This thread has made the last 2 1/2 hours of work today bearable. I <3 Schmidty.

kcchief19 · 06-15-2006, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deattribution

Something doesn't match up unless those profiles automatically update your age, or he was lying about his age.

You're not suggesting he "edited" his age to appear younger, are you? His real name is not George Lombard is it?

Next we'll fine the profile has been edited to show he's four inches taller, 30 pounds lighter and is rated Good/Good/Good.

kcchief19 · 06-15-2006, 04:40 PM

Quote:

I am looking for:
She will have a zest for life, a sense of adventure, and love to laugh. She should not be too uptight and enjoy teasing and being teased. Hopefully, she will not have an excess amount of emotional baggage.

I think that's a good call -- somebody in the relationship needs to be the rock. You can't have both people have a ton of emotional baggage.

By the way, has anyone checked to see if RWBL Kevin is looking for love too?

DeToxRox · 06-15-2006, 05:02 PM

I swear -- If I ever get to the point where I'm bummed out, I'll read this thread and just feel 100x better about myself.

stevew · 06-15-2006, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchief19

You're not suggesting he "edited" his age to appear younger, are you? His real name is not George Lombard is it?

Next we'll fine the profile has been edited to show he's four inches taller, 30 pounds lighter and is rated Good/Good/Good.

Also he will be "Loyal, endorses team" and "Some ability" in team leader situations.

DeToxRox · 06-15-2006, 05:05 PM

Dola ..

Looking at him you'd think his name would be BuckeyeManiac

Senator · 06-15-2006, 05:08 PM

This drew me out! Greatness.

DeToxRox · 06-15-2006, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator

This drew me out! Greatness.

It's like spotting the Yeti.

06-15-2006, 03:02 PM	#2
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Can you explain how the hell you found this?!? On second thought, do NOT explain...I don't wanna know. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

06-15-2006, 03:02 PM	#4
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	omg

06-15-2006, 03:04 PM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	link doesn't work for me __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-15-2006, 03:08 PM	#14
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	link doesn't work for me either. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

06-15-2006, 03:10 PM	#16
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I bet this is actually one of those Internet dating ads that Charlie Sheen has supposedly been posting __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

06-15-2006, 03:02 PM	#3
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I'm cocky y funny.

06-15-2006, 03:03 PM	#5
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Is he really 31 now?

06-15-2006, 03:03 PM	#7
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	5'7'' 214 lbs. wow.

06-15-2006, 03:05 PM	#10
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	You know, if the albionmoonlight moniker ever gets a "reputation" on the internet--be it deserved or undeserved--I would drop it and choose a new, unrelated moniker going forward. Whether or not you think that it is right that Horns gets the grief he does, why does he still post around the internet as Horns? What's the upside in that?

06-15-2006, 03:05 PM	#11
SunDevil College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tempe, AZ	So the time it took for him to grow facial hair, was not long enough for him to grow out open shirts with a gold chain.....

06-15-2006, 03:07 PM	#12
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	Let's hear from the FOFC ladies. Would you date that?

06-15-2006, 03:09 PM	#15
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I consider intelligence: Medium Importance

06-15-2006, 03:11 PM	#17
SunDevil College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tempe, AZ	He is missing one trait that will keep him from a majority of the single ladies. Maximum Customizability.

06-15-2006, 03:12 PM	#19
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Not to bust on someone who can't defend himself, but I think I saw him in TransAmerica.

06-15-2006, 03:14 PM	#21
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	THAT CHAIN IS FUCKING MONEY __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

06-15-2006, 03:17 PM	#23
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I think I saw him on Dateline a few weeks ago.

06-15-2006, 03:21 PM	#25
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Wasn't he married? Surprised that didn't last....

06-15-2006, 03:30 PM	#26
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Did he ever mention anything about playing the catcher in The Sandlot?

06-15-2006, 03:31 PM	#27
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I am about the most un-photogenic guy on the planet, but those pics scare me something awful. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

06-15-2006, 03:38 PM	#29
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Wow. Has there ever been a better reason to un-ban this guy?

06-15-2006, 03:47 PM	#36
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Those pictures look dykey.

06-15-2006, 04:01 PM	#38
Hurst2112 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Minneapolis	we need that miller lite or budweiser moving face thing found!!!! we have 2 new pics to play with __________________ http://www.myspace.com/longliveanalog

06-15-2006, 04:04 PM	#40
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Wow, what a find... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-15-2006, 04:09 PM	#42
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06-15-2006, 04:21 PM	#43
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	This thread has made the last 2 1/2 hours of work today bearable. I <3 Schmidty.

06-15-2006, 05:02 PM	#46
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	I swear -- If I ever get to the point where I'm bummed out, I'll read this thread and just feel 100x better about myself.

06-15-2006, 05:05 PM	#48
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Dola .. Looking at him you'd think his name would be BuckeyeManiac

06-15-2006, 05:08 PM	#49
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	This drew me out! Greatness. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

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