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Old 06-22-2006, 03:06 PM   #1
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I can't figure out how he does this magic trick

I've watched this several times, and don't see how in the hell this one works.



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Old 06-22-2006, 04:14 PM   #2
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That woman needs learn how to keep herself together...
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Old 06-22-2006, 04:15 PM   #3
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yawn.

first, you hire actors to play the 'unknowing crowd'. Then you find a circus freak without legs. then you edit some shots of legs moving. then you attempt to have the C rate actors to appear to be freaked out.


sort of like the Butkus Quick Cook Grill infomercials (wait, to circus freaks in those)

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Old 06-22-2006, 05:50 PM   #4
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Or midgets were used. The Keebler elves might be involved.

I'm no Hornsmaniac, but here's an uncocky, unfunny transcript of an e-mail a coworker and I had about this very topic:

Quote:
HornsManiacWannabe: She seemed to take being pulled apart pretty well.

Girl: Seriously. And why the hell was she running away???

HMW: She was probably heading out to a shoe sale.

G: Only she seemed to be running away from her lower body. Weird.

HMW: I thought her lower half handled the situation better.

G: Definitely. The lower half was a class act.

HMW: And the top half was ironically the one that was “losing her head”.

G: Don’t you just hate when that happens?

HMW: I don’t really mind, as long as it’s not me getting ripped in half forcibly.

G: I think they’re 2 little people, i.e., dwarfs, pulling one over everybody…

HMW: I think they really tore her in half and after a period of shock and agony, she died.

G: That’s what I’m thinkin

HMW: And they buried her in two half sized coffins.

G: But the question remains: did they bury the coffins in one spot or 2 separate ones?

HMW: They buried them end to end. But they messed up, so now she is stepping on her own head.

Has this become a competition to see who will stop replying first?

G: Competition? What competition? Is there a prize?

HMW: At night, if it’s very quiet, they say you can hear her upper half singing:

“Ooooh, baby, I think I love you.

From: Head.

To: Toes.”

G: LOL! Ok, you WIN!


I hope I've made Hornsmaniac even a little bit proud of me with the cocky, funny repartee.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:34 AM   #5
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Nice convenient black skirt that hides everything from view.
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