My Surprise

st.cronin · 08-01-2006, 11:04 PM

So the future Mrs. St.Cronin went shopping this evening, and just let me know that there's a surprise for me when I get home, which will be in about two hours. What is the surprise going to be? Anybody know? Take a guess.

oliegirl · 08-01-2006, 11:06 PM

Lingerie

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-01-2006, 11:06 PM

sovereignstar · 08-01-2006, 11:07 PM

strap-on

JeeberD · 08-01-2006, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Baby

Yup.

saldana · 08-01-2006, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

strap-on

great guess..lol'd, but have to go with farrah.

wade moore · 08-01-2006, 11:17 PM

Another woman.

st.cronin · 08-01-2006, 11:19 PM

It's definitely not a baby. She had cancer and that's not possible. Although I suppose she could have acquired one on the black market.

Poli · 08-01-2006, 11:20 PM

Tacos.

JS19 · 08-01-2006, 11:21 PM

I so wish I could remember the line from Old School when Luke Wilson gave the speech at Will Ferells wedding.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-01-2006, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

It's definitely not a baby. She had cancer and that's not possible. Although I suppose she could have acquired one on the black market.

Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't know that.

Can I change my guess then? I say a game she knew you wanted.

cartman · 08-01-2006, 11:22 PM

$43,182 in credit card debt. Now that'd be a surprise.

Swaggs · 08-01-2006, 11:22 PM

I'll go with dinner over the baby.

JeeberD · 08-01-2006, 11:23 PM

I feel like an ass now...

st.cronin · 08-01-2006, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't know that.

Can I change my guess then? I say a game she knew you wanted.

Apologies not neccesary. This is supposed to be a fun guessing game.

Groundhog · 08-01-2006, 11:29 PM

A pet dog or cat.

st.cronin · 08-01-2006, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I feel like an ass now...

No worries, bloke. It's hardly a sore spot with either one of us - just a concern for the future. This is supposed to be a light-hearted thread, I just needed to squash that particular idea before it got out of hand.

saldana · 08-01-2006, 11:47 PM

can we go back to the strap on then?

JonInMiddleGA · 08-02-2006, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groundhog

A pet dog or cat.

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kingfc22 · 08-02-2006, 12:19 AM

So when do we find out what color the strap-on is?

DaddyTorgo · 08-02-2006, 12:19 AM

A pussy-troll?

(clerks II reference)

Lathum · 08-02-2006, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saldana

can we go back to the strap on then?

those are nine words I never want to hear you say again. ever.

Raven Hawk · 08-02-2006, 12:21 AM

A Magic Bullet Blender

sabotai · 08-02-2006, 12:22 AM

She went shopping....there is a surprise for you......

My guess is that she got you something that she thinks you will love, but in reality, you are, at least inwardly when you see it, completely apathetic towards it.

That or a puppy.

And if it's both......you heartless, heartless man. How can you apathetic towards a puppy!?

Galaxy · 08-02-2006, 12:24 AM

A mini-version of HornsManic?

AgustusM · 08-02-2006, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

$43,182 in credit card debt. Now that'd be a surprise.

nope that would be roughly (actually on the low side) of what my wife actually spent on her 3 credit cards last year, and no I am not kidding.

thealmighty · 08-02-2006, 12:26 AM

Kirby Puckett?

Glengoyne · 08-02-2006, 12:28 AM

Steak night?

sabotai · 08-02-2006, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AgustusM

nope that would be roughly (actually on the low side) of what my wife actually spent on her 3 credit cards last year, and no I am not kidding.

When is the divorce going to finalized?

Groundhog · 08-02-2006, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AgustusM

nope that would be roughly (actually on the low side) of what my wife actually spent on her 3 credit cards last year, and no I am not kidding.

Yet if you killed her for it, YOU'D be the criminal! Where's the justice?!

Groundhog · 08-02-2006, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Steak night?

Steak & BJ night?

AZSpeechCoach · 08-02-2006, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealmighty

Kirby Puckett?

A box full of ashes? Shoooooooooot.

My guess is she rented Hell Atlantic's midget for the evening.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-02-2006, 12:40 AM

Waitwaitwait!

I think I know what HA really hired the midget for...

AZSpeechCoach · 08-02-2006, 12:40 AM

Ha! I win!!!!!!!!!

Great minds think alike.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-02-2006, 12:49 AM

You beat me by a second. Guess we're both perverts.

Antmeister · 08-02-2006, 01:19 AM

It's gotta be a tattoo or piercing. Just gotta be.

Poli · 08-02-2006, 01:49 AM

Last year, my brother had me "Guess what" while I was on the phone. I guessed he was driving his new car, and I was right.

Separated by some 390 miles, I had no clue he was, but I guessed right. My brother now believes me to be a psychic.

New car. My guess.

Lorena · 08-02-2006, 02:48 AM

Has it been 2 hours? I'm with oliegirl - lingerie and a night of some hot love making.

mckerney · 08-02-2006, 03:13 AM

I must agree with ardent. I guess it was tacos. It's what I'd be hoping for if someone called and said they had a surprise.

Bee · 08-02-2006, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wade moore

Another woman.

I think wade may have gotten it right since st cronin hasn't come back yet.

stevew · 08-02-2006, 05:58 AM

Suprise, this thread sucks.

Butter · 08-02-2006, 07:14 AM

It sure does.

Toddzilla · 08-02-2006, 07:20 AM

No answer yet? Then we must have a winner....

Strap-On

Ding! Ding! Ding!

rkmsuf · 08-02-2006, 07:35 AM

nice knowing you cronin. it was obviously a hit.

21C · 08-02-2006, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I'm with oliegirl - lingerie and a night of some hot love making.

I'm probably not reading this the way that you meant to say it but . . thank you anyway.

albionmoonlight · 08-02-2006, 07:59 AM

A 70 inch Plasma TV, an old school NES, and a copy of Tecmo Super Bowl.

At least, that's what I want right now after reading the "great moments in personal video game history" thread.

albionmoonlight · 08-02-2006, 08:00 AM

dola--

or a strap on.

Either one would be cool.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-02-2006, 08:34 AM

st.cronin, what's your favorite color of strap on?

King of New York · 08-02-2006, 08:49 AM

A bank statement showing that your wife has purchased a membership at the Ashley Madison web site.

Klinglerware · 08-02-2006, 08:52 AM

Did Mrs. st. cronin go shopping at a gun store?

08-01-2006, 11:19 PM	#8
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	It's definitely not a baby. She had cancer and that's not possible. Although I suppose she could have acquired one on the black market. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-01-2006, 11:20 PM	#9
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Tacos. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-01-2006, 11:22 PM	#12
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	$43,182 in credit card debt. Now that'd be a surprise. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'll go with dinner over the baby. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-01-2006, 11:23 PM	#14
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I feel like an ass now... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-01-2006, 11:06 PM	#3
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Baby

08-01-2006, 11:07 PM	#4
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	strap-on

08-01-2006, 11:21 PM	#10
JS19 College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NY	I so wish I could remember the line from Old School when Luke Wilson gave the speech at Will Ferells wedding.

08-01-2006, 11:29 PM	#16
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	A pet dog or cat. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

08-01-2006, 11:47 PM	#18
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	can we go back to the strap on then?

08-02-2006, 12:19 AM	#20
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	So when do we find out what color the strap-on is? __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

08-02-2006, 12:19 AM	#21
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	A pussy-troll? (clerks II reference)

08-02-2006, 12:21 AM	#23
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	A Magic Bullet Blender __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

08-02-2006, 12:22 AM	#24
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	She went shopping....there is a surprise for you...... My guess is that she got you something that she thinks you will love, but in reality, you are, at least inwardly when you see it, completely apathetic towards it. That or a puppy. And if it's both......you heartless, heartless man. How can you apathetic towards a puppy!?

08-02-2006, 12:24 AM	#25
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	A mini-version of HornsManic?

08-02-2006, 12:26 AM	#27
thealmighty Pro Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: heaven	Kirby Puckett? __________________ Check out The Unofficial FOFC Movie Guide Here

08-02-2006, 12:28 AM	#28
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	Steak night?

08-02-2006, 12:40 AM	#33
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Waitwaitwait! I think I know what HA really hired the midget for...

08-02-2006, 12:40 AM	#34
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	Ha! I win!!!!!!!!! Great minds think alike. __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com Last edited by AZSpeechCoach : 08-02-2006 at 12:43 AM.

08-02-2006, 12:49 AM	#35
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	You beat me by a second. Guess we're both perverts.

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Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	It's gotta be a tattoo or piercing. Just gotta be. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

08-02-2006, 01:49 AM	#37
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Last year, my brother had me "Guess what" while I was on the phone. I guessed he was driving his new car, and I was right. Separated by some 390 miles, I had no clue he was, but I guessed right. My brother now believes me to be a psychic. New car. My guess. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. Last edited by Poli : 08-02-2006 at 01:50 AM.

08-02-2006, 02:48 AM	#38
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Has it been 2 hours? I'm with oliegirl - lingerie and a night of some hot love making.

08-02-2006, 03:13 AM	#39
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I must agree with ardent. I guess it was tacos. It's what I'd be hoping for if someone called and said they had a surprise.

08-02-2006, 05:58 AM	#41
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Suprise, this thread sucks.

08-02-2006, 07:14 AM	#42
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	It sure does. __________________ My listening habits

08-02-2006, 07:20 AM	#43
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	No answer yet? Then we must have a winner.... Strap-On Ding! Ding! Ding! Last edited by Toddzilla : 08-02-2006 at 07:20 AM.

08-02-2006, 07:35 AM	#44
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	nice knowing you cronin. it was obviously a hit. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-02-2006, 07:59 AM	#46
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	A 70 inch Plasma TV, an old school NES, and a copy of Tecmo Super Bowl. At least, that's what I want right now after reading the "great moments in personal video game history" thread.

08-02-2006, 08:00 AM	#47
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	dola-- or a strap on. Either one would be cool.

08-02-2006, 08:34 AM	#48
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	st.cronin, what's your favorite color of strap on? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-02-2006, 08:49 AM	#49
King of New York High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edge of the Great Dismal Swamp	A bank statement showing that your wife has purchased a membership at the Ashley Madison web site. __________________ Input A No Input Last edited by King of New York : 08-02-2006 at 08:49 AM.

08-02-2006, 08:52 AM	#50
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	Did Mrs. st. cronin go shopping at a gun store?

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