Things I Know For Sure: Poli's Version

Poli · 08-04-2006, 10:31 AM

1. I miss my best friend Will and think about him constantly.

2. I lost my best friend, but gained his family. His family is my family.

3. I heart MP FOF.

4. My wife has never met a car she can't wreck.

5. My basketball skills are as good, if not better, than 12 year old Djiboutian orphans.

6. I reserve the right to add to, remove, or otherwise modify the things I know for sure.

7. I know better than to call my wife at 4 am in the morning.

8. Knoxville Rebels rock.

9. Jim Jensen and the New England Patriots rock in the GEFL.

10. I can't tolerate stupidity.

11. I have no ignore list.

12. My cat does not like to wear orange sweaters.

13. Mountain Dew is good for you.

14. Cronin owes me a hat.

15. I'll be coaching youth football this year!

st.cronin · 08-04-2006, 10:32 AM

Your wife must be a woman.

Antmeister · 08-04-2006, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Your wife must be a woman.

I am going to pretend I never read that and laugh outloud.

Yossarian · 08-04-2006, 10:48 AM

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7. I reserve the right to add to, remove, or otherwise modify the things I know for sure.

Shouldn't it be "Things I think I know for sure" then?

Marc Vaughan · 08-04-2006, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Yossarian

Shouldn't it be "Things I think I know for sure" then?

Nah not really - for instance No 4 (4. My wife has never met a car she can't wreck.) was true in the past for my wife - however she has since found a car so large* that other road users have enough warning to dodge her (and also large enough to squad small fence posts and the like when she decides they are taking up a space where her car should be) .... hence it is no longer true.

*The combination of Volvo indestructability combined with SUV size has survived intact so far

JAG · 08-04-2006, 12:10 PM

8. I am a whoopass miner

bbor · 08-04-2006, 12:29 PM

9. I enjoy puke green socks.

BrianD · 08-04-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan

Nah not really - for instance No 4 (4. My wife has never met a car she can't wreck.) was true in the past for my wife - however she has since found a car so large* that other road users have enough warning to dodge her (and also large enough to squad small fence posts and the like when she decides they are taking up a space where her car should be) .... hence it is no longer true.

*The combination of Volvo indestructability combined with SUV size has survived intact so far

Let's hope your wife never meets my wife on the road. My wife could help yours make No 4 true again.

Poli · 08-06-2006, 04:12 AM

Bump. Updated to add 3 and 11. I hate being me right now.
Edit: What the heck is wrong with my editing? Did I get jbmagic'd?

Poli · 08-06-2006, 11:11 PM

Woo! I can edit again!

JeeberD · 08-06-2006, 11:12 PM

10. I'm a huge fan of the Muscatine Mosquitoes.

Poli · 08-06-2006, 11:14 PM

Poli · 08-28-2006, 01:13 AM

Updated.

SackAttack · 08-28-2006, 01:16 AM

silver lining in the thyroid, ardent?

Poli · 08-28-2006, 01:51 AM

Possibly. Hard to decide what I like better. Good health and stay here or bad health and go home.

Edit to try and add a photo from 2 weeks ago or so.

SackAttack · 08-28-2006, 02:44 AM

I'm betting the guy in the Go Vols shirt is you.

Why not a compromise? Health suffers just enough to get out of Djibouti, but with no long-term effects!

Poli · 08-28-2006, 02:50 AM

You forgot the Tennessee hat, shorts, socks, and shoes. I got orange everywhere.

SackAttack · 08-28-2006, 03:14 AM

The picture's not good enough to see anything on the hat, socks or shoes.

The shirt's readable, though, and couldn't the shorts have belonged to a Texas fan?

Poli · 08-28-2006, 03:32 AM

Shush you.

Eaglesfan27 · 08-28-2006, 10:03 AM

Most thyroid problems are relatively easily treatable once they are identified. You might need to take medicine regularly for a long time, but once they get your medicine at the right dosage, you at least shouldn't feel long term ill effects. Good luck with the early discharge.

Surtt · 08-28-2006, 10:52 AM

I have had a thyroid problem for 15 years, you take a pill once a day and get a blood test every year to confirm the dosage. The meds are only $15 or so a month. Like EaglesFan27 said, It really isn't a big deal.

Poli · 09-18-2006, 04:59 AM

Bump. I get another blood test sometime this week. They'll adjust my meds accordingly.

Poli · 01-01-2007, 10:30 PM

Bump, updated.

I didn't get my ultrasound before I left Africa, so I'll probably get one sometime this month in Chicago.

Dutch · 01-02-2007, 03:18 AM

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1. I will get out of the Navy on May 28, 2007.

The Navy is gonna miss you, but I'm not so sure you're gonna miss the Navy.

Poli · 02-01-2007, 10:20 PM

Beginning of the month bump.

mauchow · 02-01-2007, 10:58 PM

I thought the title read, Things I know for sure: Ardent's a virgin.

Anyhow, good stuff.

KevinNU7 · 02-02-2007, 06:54 AM

Are you heading back for your last few months or are you stationed in the US to finish out?

Poli · 02-02-2007, 10:04 AM

I'm here in the States for good, thankfully.

Poli · 03-20-2007, 03:40 PM

Bump and updated.

st.cronin · 03-20-2007, 04:48 PM

I had a dream about ardent enthusiast last night.

Poli · 05-22-2008, 08:12 PM

Bump and updated.

08-04-2006, 10:32 AM	#2
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Your wife must be a woman. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-04-2006, 12:29 PM	#7
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	9. I enjoy puke green socks. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

08-06-2006, 04:12 AM	#9
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Bump. Updated to add 3 and 11. I hate being me right now. Edit: What the heck is wrong with my editing? Did I get jbmagic'd? __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. Last edited by Poli : 08-06-2006 at 04:17 AM.

08-06-2006, 11:11 PM	#10
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Woo! I can edit again! __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-06-2006, 11:12 PM	#11
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	10. I'm a huge fan of the Muscatine Mosquitoes. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 08-06-2006 at 11:12 PM.

08-04-2006, 12:10 PM	#6
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	8. I am a whoopass miner

08-06-2006, 11:14 PM	#12
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	LOL __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-28-2006, 01:13 AM	#13
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Updated. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-28-2006, 01:16 AM	#14
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	silver lining in the thyroid, ardent?

08-28-2006, 01:51 AM	#15
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Possibly. Hard to decide what I like better. Good health and stay here or bad health and go home. Edit to try and add a photo from 2 weeks ago or so. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. Last edited by Poli : 08-28-2006 at 01:53 AM.

08-28-2006, 02:44 AM	#16
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	I'm betting the guy in the Go Vols shirt is you. Why not a compromise? Health suffers just enough to get out of Djibouti, but with no long-term effects!

08-28-2006, 02:50 AM	#17
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	You forgot the Tennessee hat, shorts, socks, and shoes. I got orange everywhere. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-28-2006, 03:14 AM	#18
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	The picture's not good enough to see anything on the hat, socks or shoes. The shirt's readable, though, and couldn't the shorts have belonged to a Texas fan?

08-28-2006, 03:32 AM	#19
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Shush you. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-28-2006, 10:03 AM	#20
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Most thyroid problems are relatively easily treatable once they are identified. You might need to take medicine regularly for a long time, but once they get your medicine at the right dosage, you at least shouldn't feel long term ill effects. Good luck with the early discharge. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

08-28-2006, 10:52 AM	#21
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	I have had a thyroid problem for 15 years, you take a pill once a day and get a blood test every year to confirm the dosage. The meds are only $15 or so a month. Like EaglesFan27 said, It really isn't a big deal. __________________ “The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.” United States Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis

09-18-2006, 04:59 AM	#22
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Bump. I get another blood test sometime this week. They'll adjust my meds accordingly. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

01-01-2007, 10:30 PM	#23
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Bump, updated. I didn't get my ultrasound before I left Africa, so I'll probably get one sometime this month in Chicago. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-01-2007, 10:20 PM	#25
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Beginning of the month bump. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-01-2007, 10:58 PM	#26
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	I thought the title read, Things I know for sure: Ardent's a virgin. Anyhow, good stuff.

02-02-2007, 06:54 AM	#27
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	Are you heading back for your last few months or are you stationed in the US to finish out? __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

02-02-2007, 10:04 AM	#28
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I'm here in the States for good, thankfully. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

03-20-2007, 03:40 PM	#29
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Bump and updated. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

03-20-2007, 04:48 PM	#30
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I had a dream about ardent enthusiast last night. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

05-22-2008, 08:12 PM	#31
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Bump and updated. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

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