She's a full figured gal

rkmsuf · 08-30-2006, 11:09 AM

Doctured Katie Couric pictures! Run for your lives!

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from TVNewser.com
CBS Whittles Katie Couric's Waist In Doctored Photo
TVNewser | Brian Stelter | Posted Tuesday August 29, 2006 at 09:45 PM

Unbelievable catch by Brian Stelter at TVNewser, courtesy of an eagle-eyed tipster: CBS visibly altered Katie Couric's photo in its "Watch" Magazine, slenderizing her waist, arms and neck. Yowsers! TVNewser id's the first photo as Katie's official CBS photo, taken at the upfronts in May. Let's hear it for transparency and accuracy in the news! Paging Adnan Hajj...

Schmidty · 08-30-2006, 11:12 AM

She looks better in the real pitcture.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-30-2006, 11:14 AM

They used to do the same thing for Cronkite...

sabotai · 08-30-2006, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

She looks better in the real pitcture.

I agree, partially because the photoshopping of her neck is really bad. Look at the chin on the fake one! Damn!

KWhit · 08-30-2006, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

She looks better in the real pitcture.

Uh, no.

sachmo71 · 08-30-2006, 11:31 AM

I want to smash her head with an axe.

Schmidty · 08-30-2006, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Uh, no.

Uh, yeah.

(now it's your turn)

Schmidty · 08-30-2006, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71

I want to smash her head with an axe.

Dude, if she ever dies from an axe-wound to the head, you are suspect #1.

rkmsuf · 08-30-2006, 11:44 AM

I knew Schimdty would be first in when I crafted that title.

Toddzilla · 08-30-2006, 12:11 PM

Doesn't it always seem that threads about Katie Couric always contain the phrase "axe-wound" or some derivative?

Pumpy Tudors · 08-30-2006, 12:14 PM

Apparently, they also thinned the logo in the background.

Raiders Army · 08-30-2006, 01:13 PM

Is this one of those optical illusion things where she's the same in both pix but the background is different?

rkmsuf · 08-30-2006, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Is this one of those optical illusion things where she's the same in both pix but the background is different?

uh, no

Ksyrup · 08-30-2006, 01:21 PM

The chin's a dead giveaway. If you just glance at it, though, you probably wouldn't notice.

MIJB#19 · 08-30-2006, 01:27 PM

Is it one of those Fritz made alter the picture thingies?

Julio Riddols · 08-30-2006, 02:20 PM

Remember that time she showed the world the inside of her ass? Talk about an axe wound..

Pumpy Tudors · 08-30-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Remember that time she showed the world the inside of her ass? Talk about an axe wound..

Don't remind me. I was heartbroken when I found out that she was showing the whole world. I originally thought that she was doing it only for me.

stevew · 08-30-2006, 02:41 PM

That's a pretty little colon.

Draft Dodger · 08-30-2006, 03:53 PM

you have a link to that? I want to send it to my wife.

and no, Pumpy, I'm not just going to give her a link to the FOFC.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-30-2006, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

you have a link to that? I want to send it to my wife.

and no, Pumpy, I'm not just going to give her a link to the FOFC.

Maybe you could just link her to Greensburg, Pennsylvania, and I'll take it from there. I only want to hang out with her for a week or two. It'd give you extra quality time with the kids. Trust me, this'll work out great.

Draft Dodger · 08-30-2006, 04:16 PM

how about if I send the kids to Greensburg, and I get some quality time of my own?

Pumpy Tudors · 08-30-2006, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

how about if I send the kids to Greensburg, and I get some quality time of my own?

Shit, I knew my plan would backfire.

Draft Dodger · 08-30-2006, 04:46 PM

thanks! see you Saturday

bulletsponge · 08-30-2006, 04:50 PM

they made her "whiter" also

Honolulu_Blue · 08-30-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

they made her "whiter" also

Well, you can't really fault them for that. In the original she's one shade of orange away from looking like these guys:

rkmsuf · 08-31-2006, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

you have a link to that? I want to send it to my wife.

and no, Pumpy, I'm not just going to give her a link to the FOFC.

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationaln...don_kaplan.htm

Ksyrup · 08-31-2006, 08:26 AM

I thought the original request for a link was to Katie's colon. Which is why I have avoided this thread until now.

rkmsuf · 08-31-2006, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I thought the original request for a link was to Katie's colon. Which is why I have avoided this thread until now.

I take pride in having no such link.

Julio Riddols · 08-31-2006, 09:59 AM

Anybody wanna play 6 degrees of katies... nevermind..

The Kevin Bacon version is more SFW.

HomerSimpson · 08-31-2006, 11:55 AM

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationaln...don_kaplan.htm

Quote:

"The picture was retouched without the knowledge of Ms. Couric or CBS News management," a CBS spokesman said.

So, exactly how high does the Bullshit meter go?

So we are supposed to believe that some schmuck stuck down in the Photo room took it on himself to do this without Ms. Couric or CBS News management permission???

What a load.

rkmsuf · 08-31-2006, 12:00 PM

They better not pull this crap with Meredith Vieira.

KWhit · 08-31-2006, 02:46 PM

I'm beginning to understand what happened to Star Jones.

08-30-2006, 11:44 AM	#9
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I knew Schimdty would be first in when I crafted that title. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-30-2006, 12:14 PM	#11
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Apparently, they also thinned the logo in the background. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-30-2006, 01:21 PM	#14
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The chin's a dead giveaway. If you just glance at it, though, you probably wouldn't notice. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-30-2006, 01:27 PM	#15
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Is it one of those Fritz made alter the picture thingies? __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

08-30-2006, 02:20 PM	#16
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Remember that time she showed the world the inside of her ass? Talk about an axe wound.. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

08-30-2006, 11:12 AM	#2
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	She looks better in the real pitcture.

08-30-2006, 11:14 AM	#3
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	They used to do the same thing for Cronkite...

08-30-2006, 11:31 AM	#6
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	I want to smash her head with an axe.

08-30-2006, 12:11 PM	#10
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Doesn't it always seem that threads about Katie Couric always contain the phrase "axe-wound" or some derivative?

08-30-2006, 01:13 PM	#12
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Is this one of those optical illusion things where she's the same in both pix but the background is different?

08-30-2006, 02:41 PM	#18
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	That's a pretty little colon.

08-30-2006, 03:53 PM	#19
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	you have a link to that? I want to send it to my wife. and no, Pumpy, I'm not just going to give her a link to the FOFC.

08-30-2006, 04:16 PM	#21
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	how about if I send the kids to Greensburg, and I get some quality time of my own?

08-30-2006, 04:46 PM	#23
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	thanks! see you Saturday

08-30-2006, 04:50 PM	#24
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	they made her "whiter" also

08-31-2006, 08:26 AM	#27
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I thought the original request for a link was to Katie's colon. Which is why I have avoided this thread until now. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-31-2006, 09:59 AM	#29
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Anybody wanna play 6 degrees of katies... nevermind.. The Kevin Bacon version is more SFW. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

08-31-2006, 12:00 PM	#31
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	They better not pull this crap with Meredith Vieira. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-31-2006, 02:46 PM	#32
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I'm beginning to understand what happened to Star Jones.

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