Would you take a dump?

JimmyWint · 10-20-2006, 08:57 AM

A local Community has had several 'Bomb Threats' scribbled on the bathroom walls at the local High School. The first couple of times they evacuated the school and sent in bomb squads and the whole nine yards. Now it has just become a nuisance.

They can't seem to figure out who is doing it, but now they have come up with the latest preventative measure....They are taking the doors off of the bathroom stalls! I don't think I could ever drop a spike without the comfort of the private stall unless it was a real emergency...

rkmsuf · 10-20-2006, 09:00 AM

Now how exactly does taking the doors off make it safer? Or further efforts to find out who is writing the stuff.

gottimd · 10-20-2006, 09:44 AM

Interesting decision. So I wonder what they will think of next when the vandals decide to.....wait....here it comes.....write on another wall/area besides the bathroom stall?

If they are going to take off the doors for no privacy, why don't they just put a camera in there? Or that stuff from the movie Naked Gun, when they spray paint the wall, it spray paints them back?

MikeVic · 10-20-2006, 09:46 AM

No I would not take a dump in that washroom. And I would not enter that washroom for fear of seeing someone's "squeezing out face."

rkmsuf · 10-20-2006, 09:48 AM

I'd dump. Loud and proud.

gottimd · 10-20-2006, 09:51 AM

I'd take a dump in the sink, and write stuff on the actual bathroom door instead of the stall wall.

rkmsuf · 10-20-2006, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

I'd take a dump in the sink, and write stuff on the actual bathroom door instead of the stall wall.

Can't these prankster just tape sticky notes to the wall? Oh wait, they could take down all the walls.

Toddzilla · 10-20-2006, 09:55 AM

POOP THREAD!!~!1!

MikeVic · 10-20-2006, 10:00 AM

Hmm. Someone should write on the women's washroom door and the wall connecting it.

Mustang · 10-20-2006, 10:03 AM

I always have a bomb threat after Chinese food.

Desnudo · 10-20-2006, 11:12 AM

So when this dude blows up the high school because they took the outlet for his pain away, what will they say then? I wish we hadn't forced Johnny to take dumps in public.

Did anyone ever actually go #2 in high school? I'm pretty sure I made it through four years without having to do it once.

rkmsuf · 10-20-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

So when this dude blows up the high school because they took the outlet for his pain away, what will they say then? I wish we hadn't forced Johnny to take dumps in public.

Did anyone ever actually go #2 in high school? I'm pretty sure I made it through four years without having to do it once.

very rare

Butter · 10-20-2006, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Did anyone ever actually go #2 in high school? I'm pretty sure I made it through four years without having to do it once.

Yeah, I stayed the fuck away from the bathrooms. Maybe once or twice a year as an emergency measure.

stevew · 10-20-2006, 01:30 PM

we had those square paper tissue toilet paper, so unless I was desperate, i never dumped in school. Maybe once or twice in grades 7-12.

rkmsuf · 10-20-2006, 01:32 PM

I shit my pants in 2nd grade. It was great.

JimmyWint · 10-20-2006, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I shit my pants in 2nd grade. It was great.

Was it mushy or chunky?

rkmsuf · 10-20-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

Was it mushy or chunky?

Was more mushy which made it even better. Wet and wild.

MikeVic · 10-20-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

we had those square paper tissue toilet paper, so unless I was desperate, i never dumped in school. Maybe once or twice in grades 7-12.

Isn't all toilet paper in squares?

rkmsuf · 10-20-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Isn't all toilet paper in squares?

I always found that the triangle provided great reach and coverage.

stevew · 10-20-2006, 02:00 PM

the single ply squares that were not linked to each other. so 4by4 pieces of sandpaper basically.

rkmsuf · 10-20-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

the single ply squares that were not linked to each other. so 4by4 pieces of sandpaper basically.

wtf. that's cruel and unusual punishment.

puts hair on your chest though.

Warhammer · 10-20-2006, 02:22 PM

I have taken a dump outside of a family member's house or hotel room a total of maybe 3 times in my life.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-20-2006, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

I have taken a dump outside of a family member's house or hotel room a total of maybe 3 times in my life.

You know you're probably better off dumping inside the house or hotel room, right?

Warhammer · 10-20-2006, 02:31 PM

That's why its only been done 3 times!

Mustang · 10-20-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

You know you're probably better off dumping inside the house or hotel room, right?

Beat me to it...

MJ4H · 10-20-2006, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

I have taken a dump outside of a family member's house or hotel room a total of maybe 3 times in my life.

Man, what the hell did they do to you?

Warhammer · 10-20-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

Man, what the hell did they do to you?

I REALLY should have phrased that differently...

Klinglerware · 10-20-2006, 04:32 PM

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bulletsponge · 10-20-2006, 04:45 PM

i cant believe nobody said they would take a duke in the urinal?! thats what i would do

10-20-2006, 09:44 AM	#3
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Interesting decision. So I wonder what they will think of next when the vandals decide to.....wait....here it comes.....write on another wall/area besides the bathroom stall? If they are going to take off the doors for no privacy, why don't they just put a camera in there? Or that stuff from the movie Naked Gun, when they spray paint the wall, it spray paints them back? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

10-20-2006, 09:48 AM	#5
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I'd dump. Loud and proud. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

10-20-2006, 09:51 AM	#6
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	I'd take a dump in the sink, and write stuff on the actual bathroom door instead of the stall wall. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

10-20-2006, 10:03 AM	#10
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Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	So when this dude blows up the high school because they took the outlet for his pain away, what will they say then? I wish we hadn't forced Johnny to take dumps in public. Did anyone ever actually go #2 in high school? I'm pretty sure I made it through four years without having to do it once. Last edited by Desnudo : 10-20-2006 at 11:13 AM.

10-20-2006, 09:00 AM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Now how exactly does taking the doors off make it safer? Or further efforts to find out who is writing the stuff. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 10-20-2006 at 09:00 AM.

10-20-2006, 09:46 AM	#4
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	No I would not take a dump in that washroom. And I would not enter that washroom for fear of seeing someone's "squeezing out face."

10-20-2006, 09:55 AM	#8
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	POOP THREAD!!~!1!

10-20-2006, 10:00 AM	#9
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Hmm. Someone should write on the women's washroom door and the wall connecting it.

10-20-2006, 01:30 PM	#14
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	we had those square paper tissue toilet paper, so unless I was desperate, i never dumped in school. Maybe once or twice in grades 7-12.

10-20-2006, 01:32 PM	#15
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I shit my pants in 2nd grade. It was great. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

10-20-2006, 02:00 PM	#20
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	the single ply squares that were not linked to each other. so 4by4 pieces of sandpaper basically.

10-20-2006, 02:22 PM	#22
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	I have taken a dump outside of a family member's house or hotel room a total of maybe 3 times in my life.

10-20-2006, 02:31 PM	#24
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	That's why its only been done 3 times!

10-20-2006, 04:32 PM	#28
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	I pee on this thread... hxxp://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=pee&url=http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=53556

10-20-2006, 04:45 PM	#29
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	i cant believe nobody said they would take a duke in the urinal?! thats what i would do

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