Celebrity Who Hotter? Vol. 1, Bald Britney vs. Kathy Griffin

Kodos · 02-20-2007, 12:11 PM

If you HAD to nail one of them, who would you choose?

Toddzilla · 02-20-2007, 12:14 PM

Standard nails w/ hammer, or can we use a nail gun?

rkmsuf · 02-20-2007, 12:16 PM

depends on how clean britney's scalp is

MikeVic · 02-20-2007, 12:18 PM

I can imagine Britney as she once was, and try to imagine a bald Natalie Portman when I look at her face. To me that trumps Griffin.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-20-2007, 12:20 PM

Oh, this is just wrong.

Ksyrup · 02-20-2007, 12:21 PM

I'd take Britney, even if her cooch was rubbed in cigarette ashes.

vtbub · 02-20-2007, 12:43 PM

I'm a sucker for redheads.

I'd be also afraid to impregnate the poor child. I don't need the publicity.

Subby · 02-20-2007, 12:43 PM

Can Bald Britney wear a wig? Or does she have to go gi jane?

gottimd · 02-20-2007, 12:49 PM

Oh the dilemma!

Kathy Griffin has no children right? Hurting face but we are just talking banging not marrying. Her body might actually be better than WT Britney now.

As for Britney, trailer park trash now with no hair. Supposedly banging other chicks, but that doesn't fall into the scope of this question. She just looks like crap but you would be banging Britney Spears. You could always tell others that you nailed it in her prime

rkmsuf · 02-20-2007, 12:50 PM

are we allowed to tape Kathy Griffin's mouth shut and have Andy Dick watch us?

Oilers9911 · 02-20-2007, 12:53 PM

I'd take Bald Britney if I was actively looking for a way to make my dick rot off before my very eyes.

wade moore · 02-20-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Oh the dilemma!

Kathy Griffin has no children right? Hurting face but we are just talking banging not marrying. Her body might actually be better than WT Britney now.

As for Britney, trailer park trash now with no hair. Supposedly banging other chicks, but that doesn't fall into the scope of this question. She just looks like crap but you would be banging Britney Spears. You could always tell others that you nailed it in her prime

Props for using slang that only a small percentage of the FOFC audience will get

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14ers · 02-20-2007, 12:59 PM

Look at this picture.

This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.

KAthy Griffin looks like a Super Model compared to Britney now.

gottimd · 02-20-2007, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

Props for using slang that only a small percentage of the FOFC audience will get

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Bonus:
I used to get cised for Brit when she was money and had a clean clinton portis, she was silly! If I had my chance with her back then it would've been a show!

Kathy Griffin still gets the gas face, but hanging out with her and Jeff Smoker wouldn't be so bad. Other than that she is trifling. But some donkey who is down to the felt and in nubbinsville may want to crush it eventhough his friends would call him Ricky for murdering it.

DAGGER!

wade moore · 02-20-2007, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

Bonus:
I used to get cised for Brit when she was money and had a clean clinton portis, she was silly! If I had my chance with her back then it would've been a show!

Kathy Griffin still gets the gas face, but hanging out with her and Jeff Smoker wouldn't be so bad. Other than that she is trifling. But some donkey who is down to the felt and in nubbinsville may want to crush it eventhough his friends would call him Ricky for murdering it.

DAGGER!

Well played my friend, well-played...

Butter · 02-20-2007, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I'd take Britney, even if her cooch was rubbed in cigarette ashes.

I couldn't have said it any better.

Ksyrup · 02-20-2007, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Bonus:
I used to get cised for Brit when she was money and had a clean clinton portis, she

I don't understand the concept of using a 4-syllable phrase as slang for a term that can be vocalized in 1 syllable.

I'm also afraid to ask how clinton portis came to be used for this expression.

wade moore · 02-20-2007, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I don't understand the concept of using a 4-syllable phrase as slang for a term that can be vocalized in 1 syllable.

I'm also afraid to ask how clinton portis came to be used for this expression.

The Clinton Portis term has not been added to the wiki entry, but - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Junkies#Junkies_Lingo .

So, the short answer is - it is a term created to be able to discuss non-radio friendly words on the radio.

Surtt · 02-20-2007, 02:17 PM

This poll defiantly needs the trout option.

Ksyrup · 02-20-2007, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wade moore

The Clinton Portis term has not been added to the wiki entry, but - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Junkies#Junkies_Lingo .

So, the short answer is - it is a term created to be able to discuss non-radio friendly words on the radio.

I would have gone with something quicker to say - Yao Ming! - but that's just me.

wade moore · 02-20-2007, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I would have gone with something quicker to say - Yao Ming! - but that's just me.

Well...

A) It's the DC market, so Clinton Portis works better.
B) Clinton Portis sounds a lot more like the real word.

stevew · 02-20-2007, 02:58 PM

Where's the option to bang Vikki Lewis by accident thinking she was kathy Griffin?

Ksyrup · 02-20-2007, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Where's the option to bang Vikki Lewis by accident thinking she was kathy Griffin?

You still had the intent to bang the original gangreened wildebeest, so you lose.

KWhit · 02-20-2007, 03:11 PM

I'd bang them both. Repeatedly.

KWhit · 02-20-2007, 03:11 PM

But then again, I'm not picky.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-20-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Where's the option to bang Vikki Lewis by accident thinking she was kathy Griffin?

oh no you didnt

Greyroofoo · 02-20-2007, 03:56 PM

to me its not kathy griffins face that brings her down, its the voice. Having to hear that is a complete turn off

Ksyrup · 02-20-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

to me its not kathy griffins face that brings her down, its the voice. Having to hear that is a complete turn off

Don't sell her short. She has the entire package of ugliness.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-20-2007, 04:18 PM

You people are terrible!

BYU 14 · 02-20-2007, 09:38 PM

Damn, I look better bald than Britney

SteveMax58 · 02-20-2007, 09:56 PM

Had to go with Kathy Griffin, since Gary Coleman wasnt an option.

Rizon · 02-20-2007, 10:22 PM

Kathy Griffin is way, way, way hotter than that bald tree bat looking thing.

sabotai · 02-20-2007, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

Damn, I look better bald than Britney

Chances are, you look better than Kathy Griffin too.

SFL Cat · 02-20-2007, 11:05 PM

I didn't think Britney was hot with hair.

Mateo · 02-21-2007, 12:59 AM

Pillow cases and paper bags know no prejudice

View Poll Results: Who hotter?
Bald Britney	41	57.75%
Kathy Griffin	30	42.25%
Voters: 71. You may not vote on this poll

02-20-2007, 12:16 PM	#3
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	depends on how clean britney's scalp is __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-20-2007, 12:20 PM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Oh, this is just wrong. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-20-2007, 12:21 PM	#6
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I'd take Britney, even if her cooch was rubbed in cigarette ashes. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-20-2007, 12:43 PM	#7
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	I'm a sucker for redheads. I'd be also afraid to impregnate the poor child. I don't need the publicity. __________________

02-20-2007, 12:14 PM	#2
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Standard nails w/ hammer, or can we use a nail gun?

02-20-2007, 12:18 PM	#4
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I can imagine Britney as she once was, and try to imagine a bald Natalie Portman when I look at her face. To me that trumps Griffin.

02-20-2007, 12:43 PM	#8
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Can Bald Britney wear a wig? Or does she have to go gi jane? __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

02-20-2007, 12:49 PM	#9
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Oh the dilemma! Kathy Griffin has no children right? Hurting face but we are just talking banging not marrying. Her body might actually be better than WT Britney now. As for Britney, trailer park trash now with no hair. Supposedly banging other chicks, but that doesn't fall into the scope of this question. She just looks like crap but you would be banging Britney Spears. You could always tell others that you nailed it in her prime __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

02-20-2007, 12:50 PM	#10
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	are we allowed to tape Kathy Griffin's mouth shut and have Andy Dick watch us? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-20-2007, 12:53 PM	#11
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	I'd take Bald Britney if I was actively looking for a way to make my dick rot off before my very eyes.

02-20-2007, 12:59 PM	#13
14ers High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2006	Look at this picture. This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. KAthy Griffin looks like a Super Model compared to Britney now. __________________ I like the company I keep when I am alone. 'The Blonde Bomber' Last edited by 14ers : 02-20-2007 at 01:00 PM.

02-20-2007, 02:17 PM	#19
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	This poll defiantly needs the trout option. __________________ “The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.” United States Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis

02-20-2007, 02:58 PM	#22
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Where's the option to bang Vikki Lewis by accident thinking she was kathy Griffin?

02-20-2007, 03:11 PM	#24
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I'd bang them both. Repeatedly.

02-20-2007, 03:56 PM	#27
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	to me its not kathy griffins face that brings her down, its the voice. Having to hear that is a complete turn off

02-20-2007, 04:18 PM	#29
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	You people are terrible! __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-20-2007, 09:38 PM	#30
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Damn, I look better bald than Britney

02-20-2007, 09:56 PM	#31
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	Had to go with Kathy Griffin, since Gary Coleman wasnt an option.

02-20-2007, 11:05 PM	#34
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	I didn't think Britney was hot with hair.

02-21-2007, 12:59 AM	#35
Mateo Mascot Join Date: Jan 2007	Pillow cases and paper bags know no prejudice

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