If Paris Hilton falls down in the woods and the AP does not report it . . .

albionmoonlight · 03-02-2007, 01:38 PM

. . . is she still a slutty attention whore?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

Ksyrup · 03-02-2007, 01:48 PM

None of the thousands of media outlets that depend on AP called in asking for a Paris Hilton story. No one felt a newsworthy event had been ignored. (To be fair, nothing too out-of-the-ordinary happened in the Hilton universe.)

So let me get this straight...the AP ignored Paris Hilton for exactly one week, during which time nothing newsworthy happened and no AP clients called asking them to "invent" (for lack of a better word) a Paris story, then when something newsworthy happened the next week, they did report it, and now are reporting about their one-week Paris ban during which nothing newsworthy happened and shouldn't have been reported on in the first place.

Paris is still the biggest slut, but I think the AP is giving her a run for her money for the title of "attention whore."

Drake · 03-02-2007, 02:16 PM

I'd probably still have to hit it.

Ksyrup · 03-02-2007, 02:25 PM

And we'd definitely not want it reported.

Drake · 03-02-2007, 02:40 PM

"with my car", I meant.

MrBigglesworth · 03-02-2007, 02:53 PM

Quote:

beauty with a "downmarket" appeal

Is that a fancy way of saying 'looks like white trash'?

Drake · 03-02-2007, 03:09 PM

That was how I took it.

JonInMiddleGA · 03-02-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Paris is still the biggest slut, but I think the AP is giving her a run for her money for the title of "attention whore."

quoted for truth

gstelmack · 03-02-2007, 03:45 PM

Agreed on "AP is an attention whore". To do a whole press release about how they did not issue any stories when there were no stories to issues? Well, at least now we know THAT THE MEDIA WAS WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS!

MrBigglesworth · 03-02-2007, 03:52 PM

Media outlets want attention? Get out! The next thing you are going to tell me is that TV stations want viewers!

Karlifornia · 03-02-2007, 03:58 PM

I'd...as the teenagers say..."have sex with it".

tucker rocky · 03-02-2007, 04:24 PM

pics please.

03-02-2007, 01:48 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	None of the thousands of media outlets that depend on AP called in asking for a Paris Hilton story. No one felt a newsworthy event had been ignored. (To be fair, nothing too out-of-the-ordinary happened in the Hilton universe.) So let me get this straight...the AP ignored Paris Hilton for exactly one week, during which time nothing newsworthy happened and no AP clients called asking them to "invent" (for lack of a better word) a Paris story, then when something newsworthy happened the next week, they did report it, and now are reporting about their one-week Paris ban during which nothing newsworthy happened and shouldn't have been reported on in the first place. Paris is still the biggest slut, but I think the AP is giving her a run for her money for the title of "attention whore." __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-02-2007, 02:25 PM	#4
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	And we'd definitely not want it reported. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-02-2007, 03:45 PM	#9
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	Agreed on "AP is an attention whore". To do a whole press release about how they did not issue any stories when there were no stories to issues? Well, at least now we know THAT THE MEDIA WAS WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS! __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

03-02-2007, 03:58 PM	#11
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I'd...as the teenagers say..."have sex with it". __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

03-02-2007, 02:16 PM	#3
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I'd probably still have to hit it.

03-02-2007, 02:40 PM	#5
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	"with my car", I meant.

03-02-2007, 03:09 PM	#7
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	That was how I took it.

03-02-2007, 03:52 PM	#10
MrBigglesworth College Starter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: PA	Media outlets want attention? Get out! The next thing you are going to tell me is that TV stations want viewers!

03-02-2007, 04:24 PM	#12
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	pics please.

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