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What happened to all of the white dog poop?
What happened to all of the white dog poop? When I was a kid, there was white dog poop all over the place. Nowdays, dog poop doesn't turn white anymore. What's up with that? Is it changes in dog food? The environment?
/I heard the tail end of a discussion on white dog poop yesterday on Ron and Fez, who had heard Sarah Silverman sing a song about it. Last edited by Toddzilla : 03-06-2007 at 11:18 AM. |
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03-06-2007, 11:18 AM
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Dogs aren't snorting cocaine like they used to.
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03-06-2007, 11:21 AM
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White dog poop? Must be the change in your medication.
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03-06-2007, 11:50 AM
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That's actually a really good question. I hadn't thought about white dog poop in a long time, but you're right, you just don't see it anymore.
Could it be that in lots of communities, people are now required to clean up after their dogs when they take them for walks? When I was a kid, dogs just pooped wherever they wanted, so you saw much more of it around. Hell, I can't even tell you where *my* dogs poop now, because I've been so efficient in getting them to go somewhere outside the vicinity of the house. |
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03-06-2007, 11:55 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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03-06-2007, 11:55 AM
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Sorry, I've been quite busy. As I get older I just can't get around to every state to paint every piece of poop white anymore. Just chalk this one up to me being lazy.
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03-06-2007, 11:57 AM
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03-06-2007, 12:03 PM
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Damn. I guess you really can find anything by Googling.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...AAT974X&show=7
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03-06-2007, 12:07 PM
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Love this.
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03-06-2007, 12:13 PM
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03-06-2007, 12:20 PM
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You sure that the "white" wasn't simply some type of spray that was used back in the day?
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03-06-2007, 12:21 PM
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03-06-2007, 12:30 PM
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03-06-2007, 12:33 PM
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You think an original Lassie poop would be worth anything today?
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03-06-2007, 12:33 PM
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03-06-2007, 06:34 PM
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This is CNN territory. I too remember running around my grandmas yard and coming across white dog poo.. But then sometimes it also had hairlike stuff on it.. Does anyone with white poop recollection remember the added "hairyness"?
A very very intriguing question. Glad someone finally had the balls to ask it.
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03-06-2007, 06:40 PM
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I just cleaned up some white dog poop last week. Actually, it was half white - half brown.
We had a dog who ate a box of crayons.. you guessed it, his poop was all different colors. We should have entered that into a dog museum or something. |
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03-06-2007, 06:42 PM
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I shouldn't have opened this thread while eating dinner.
 Anyway, my thought is that white dog poop was really just really really old dog poop, and now that so many places have pooper scooper laws, it just doesn't sit around and turn white anymore. Gosh am I kinda grossed out. /tk
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03-06-2007, 06:49 PM
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03-06-2007, 08:46 PM
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03-07-2007, 11:24 AM
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My brother got sticks of colored clay as a Christmas present one year, and the dog ate it and pooped it out. I felt bad for my brother, the clay seemed like a fun gift.
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03-07-2007, 11:26 AM
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Was it still usable? |
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03-07-2007, 11:37 AM
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I blame Bill Clinton and his liberal pals. They've been conspiring for years to rid this nation of white poo. All they care about is brown poo and it's time that white poo be recognized as the poo this country was made for! Zig heil! |
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03-07-2007, 11:58 AM
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Todd,
You'll either be shocked or pleased to know that the whole White Dog Poo Conundrum has gotten more play in my office than I would have ever thought possible. |
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