Today is Unsupported Assertions Day!

MJ4H · 03-31-2007, 12:54 PM

The thread title is recursive.

st.cronin · 03-31-2007, 12:56 PM

I am God's gift to women.

Julio Riddols · 03-31-2007, 01:19 PM

Pandas have the highest IQ of all land mammals.

M GO BLUE!!! · 03-31-2007, 01:38 PM

God is invisible and standing behind you, to the left.

sabotai · 03-31-2007, 01:50 PM

You inhale 19 tons of oxygen a day.

bulletsponge · 03-31-2007, 01:52 PM

Mankind is the cause of global warming!

st.cronin · 03-31-2007, 01:53 PM

Lathum is one of them gays.

sabotai · 03-31-2007, 01:54 PM

Sea Otters can operate a bulldozer.

Greyroofoo · 03-31-2007, 01:56 PM

Maximum Customization baby!!!!!!

JeeberD · 03-31-2007, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

Taco Bell is the cause of global warming!

Fixed!

QuikSand · 03-31-2007, 02:21 PM

Guys, this forum has the 4th-highest accuracy rate of any on the internets. Don't go mucking that up with a stupid thread like this.

Brian Swartz · 03-31-2007, 02:40 PM

George W. Bush is the stupidest, most incompetent president in U.S. history. Until the next Republican President(a.k.a. anti-christ neo-nazi) is elected, at which point Dubya's record will be rehabilitated to some degree to allow metaphysically for the possibility that the new president could theoretically actually be more stupid/incompetent.

AlexB · 03-31-2007, 02:56 PM

The Matrix was a documentary

Tigercat · 03-31-2007, 02:57 PM

My Thetan is more open and clear than any other Thetans on this board.

The rest of you are being held back by your past lives and the oppressive Helatrobus dictators. When my spiritual form is fully free and exploring the Galaxy, I will laugh at you Ritalin popping suckers!

B & B · 03-31-2007, 03:03 PM

Greg Oden is 19 years old.

cartman · 03-31-2007, 03:05 PM

They mostly come out at night... mostly

TredWel · 03-31-2007, 03:05 PM

87% of all statistics are made up.

JeeberD · 03-31-2007, 03:18 PM

Kobe Bryant is the best teammate in the NBA...

Oilers9911 · 03-31-2007, 03:19 PM

I can lift 50 pounds with my testicles....

Oh wait.... UNsupported. Nevermind.

sabotai · 03-31-2007, 03:21 PM

You shed 10 pounds of dead skin every week.

JPhillips · 03-31-2007, 03:27 PM

Before it's over this thread will have more posts than the Maximum Football thread.

mckerney · 03-31-2007, 03:28 PM

Kevin McHale really is the best GM in all of sports.

Julio Riddols · 03-31-2007, 03:32 PM

The size of a human head is directly proportionate to the amount of intelligence contained therein.

st.cronin · 03-31-2007, 03:33 PM

There is a God.

sabotai · 03-31-2007, 03:35 PM

You grow more hair on your toes than you do on your head.

Maple Leafs · 03-31-2007, 03:38 PM

Prior to 9/11, no steel building had ever collapsed due to fire.

cartman · 03-31-2007, 03:40 PM

No one can eat just one.

Maple Leafs · 03-31-2007, 03:41 PM

Chinese Democracy is coming out this year.

cartman · 03-31-2007, 03:44 PM

It take 3.72 pounds of saliva to dissolve a chocolate Tootsie Roll Pop, 4.13 pounds for a grape one.

WVUFAN · 03-31-2007, 03:45 PM

There is no better drink than Mountain Dew.

Do the Dew, baby!

Desmond · 03-31-2007, 03:45 PM

Battlestar Gallactica actually happened.

Maple Leafs · 03-31-2007, 03:46 PM

If several people have already gone all-in, you should fold AA because you're actually an underdog.

sabotai · 03-31-2007, 03:47 PM

The moon landing was a hoax.

bulletsponge · 03-31-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mckerney

Kevin McHale really is the best GM in all of sports.

no, hes in a 3 way race for best GM with Isiah Thomas and Matt Millen

Karlifornia · 03-31-2007, 04:23 PM

Green M&M's make you horny.

Tigercat · 03-31-2007, 04:25 PM

The Colossal Squid is neither colossal nor a squid.

sterlingice · 03-31-2007, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Chinese Democracy is coming out this year.

Right after Duke Nukem Forever?

SI

sterlingice · 03-31-2007, 08:07 PM

People who take political pot shots in threads meant for fun secretly enjoy eating their own ear wax and playing polka loudly in their house while naked.

SI

bulletsponge · 03-31-2007, 08:48 PM

Raiders looking good in the preseason!

MrBug708 · 03-31-2007, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Kobe Bryant is the best teammate in the NBA...

Tmac is better then Kobe

st.cronin · 03-31-2007, 08:50 PM

USC song girls make my dick hard. Oh, wait, wrong thread...

JPhillips · 03-31-2007, 09:26 PM

Regardless of what St. Cronin says, hubris does in fact mean excessive pride.

Julio Riddols · 04-01-2007, 01:14 AM

Hubris is a cheese from Greece. A cheese with meaning.

JPhillips · 04-01-2007, 07:19 AM

Within the next decade we'll see the end of the mincemeat pie as nations band together to protect the world's few remaining minces.

Leonidas · 04-01-2007, 07:37 AM

The United States brought 9/11 on itself

MJ4H · 04-01-2007, 08:44 AM

unsupported assertions day is over now folks mkay?

Maple Leafs · 04-01-2007, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

unsupported assertions day is over now folks mkay?

According to who?

MJ4H · 04-01-2007, 09:36 AM

the clock!

Julio Riddols · 04-01-2007, 11:32 AM

The clock isn't good for anything.

cartman · 04-01-2007, 11:57 AM

I declare that the clock itself is an unsupported assertion!

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cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	It take 3.72 pounds of saliva to dissolve a chocolate Tootsie Roll Pop, 4.13 pounds for a grape one. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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